Neither Pikana nor me own any of the stuff mentioned here. Exept for our personalities.

(Pikana and Joe are playing super smash bros. brawl. Pikana is playing as Shiek and Joe is playing as Link. Joe loses at the last second.)

Joe: I can't believe I lost again.

Pikana: Well Link does have the 2nd lowest tier in brawl.

Joe: You got a point there.

(Yoshi enters)

Yoshi: Hey guys!

Joe and Pikana: Hey Yoshi.

Yoshi: Shows about to start soon.

Joe: Shoot he's right.

Pikana: Well c'mon lets hurry.


Joe: Hello and welcome back to smash truth or dare. I'm Joe.

Pikana: And I'm Pikana.

Ganondorf: And I'm outta here.

(Ganondorf tries to flee but Pikachu zaps him with Thunder and paralyzes him)

Ganondorf: Noooooooooo! Let me escape.

Joe: Forget it Ganon. You aren't leaving.

Pikana: Anyway, you guys remember who was to be voted for, right?

Crowd: Yeah.

Joe: Well here they are. Please welcome Duncan and Krystal

(Duncan arrives running in screaming. Krystal is shooting at him.)

Krystal: I'm gonna kill you if it's the last thing I do Duncan.

Duncan: Someone gonna help me?

Pikana and Fox: No.

Joe: I got him.

(Joe shoots a White Ice Arrow from his bow of epicness at Krystal and freezes her in a block of ice.)

Duncan: Thanks, man.

Joe: The only reason I'm saving you is because the girl that is my best friend likes you and because I need you alive anyways. (Shoots a Red Fire Arrow at Krystal to thaw her out.) Let's get to the dares. Our first set of dares comes from gamerofloz

The Sydney Opera House! I haven't been there in ages!
Anyway on to the dares
Link: throw away the Master Sword and Hylian Shield and all your items execpt for the Ordon Sword and Ordon Shield, then fight Ganondorf- Level 2 (These are for you and me to know how many pts. to give each person)
Ganondorf: Utterly destroy Link, who is practicly defenceless- Level 2
Princess Peach: Footstool jump Mario- Level 1
Mario: Look up Peach's dress when she footstool jumps you- Level 1

Link: Are you kidding me?

Joe: Nope. Sorry Link. I'll hold onto everything. (Takes all of Link's items exept for the Ordon sword and Ordon Shield)

Ganondorf: Awesome. I finally get my revenge.

(One massive cleanup and revival later.)

Pikana: Wow, I never knew how much Link sucked without anything.

Joe: Just be glad it was him and not us.

Pikana: Alright Peach, you're up.

Peach: Do I have to?

Joe: Either that or Wario sits on your face after eating 5 tons of beans and 20 cloves of garlic.

Peach: Fine. (Footstool jumps Mario)

Mario: I have-a no need to look up-a Peachy's dress. I already have like-a 30 times.

Joe: OK. No need to know that. Alright so that's 10 pts. for Ganondorf, 5 for Link, and 2 each for Mario and Peach.

Pikana: Hey that rhymed. Alright our next dares are from our good ol' friend golfer.

HI GUYS! You made a new story too! Yay!
Samus: Do the dares please.
Me: okay.

Dares

-Diddy Kong: Steal Donkey Kong's bananas.- Level 2
-GanonDORK: How does that make you feel?- Truth
-G&W: I have no respect for you. BURN!- Level 2
-Luigi: I have no respect for you either. Go inside that closet! ALONE! Muah hahaha!- Level 1
-Everyone else: Turn the lights off for him and make creepy sounds.- Level 1

Joe: Oh yeah! I read your new story. It's awesome.

Captain Falcon: Just like me.

Joe: Shut up! Nobody likes you.

Captain Falcon: (Sulks)

Diddy Kong: If I do that. DK will kill me.

Joe: Just do it.

Diddy Kong: Fine. (Walks over to DK) Hey DK, look a distraction.

DK: Ooooohhhhh, where? (Diddy steals his banana and place something where they were.) Donkey no see distraction. Hmmmmmmm. Donkey see note.

DK

I've stolen your bananas

K. Rool

DK: What! Donkey now mad. Donkey go find K. Rool (leaves)

Joe: Nice one Diddy.

Diddy: Thanks.

Joe: So Ganondork, how do you like that?

Ganondorf: It's an overused insult.

Joe: So you don't mind if we call you that?

Ganondorf: Actually I do mind.

Joe: Awesome. then we'll call you that for the rest of the chapter.

Ganondorf: What?

Joe: Anyway. Moving right along.

Mr. Game & Watch: *Beep translation* Why me? Why does this guy hate me?

Joe: I don't know?

GAW: (Burns and dies)

Joe: OK? (Revives GAW) Luigi you're next.

Luigi: In the closet-a? Why?

Joe: Just go in.

Luigi: Fine.

(Once he's in, Joe locks the door.)

Little Mac: You just love doing that don't you?

Joe: Yes I do.

Everyone: (Makes spooky noises)

Luigi: (Inside) You ghosts-a don't-a scare me. I've got-a the Poltergust 3000-a. (Sucks up all the air and suffocates to death)

Joe: Alright I'll let him out. (Joe unlocks the door and sees luigi dead and pale) (Revives) So thats, 15 pts. for ganondork...

Ganondorf: Hey!

Joe: (Ignoring) ...9 for Link, 6 for Mario and Peach, and 4 for everyone else. Next dares are brought to you by: PokeTrainer

Me:Can never have enough of these.
Red:You're saying that because you get to torture us.
Me:What, little old me never*grins mischiefly*
Nana: Don't forget, I'm one of her partners in crime.
Red: Guys, we're so dead.
Pit: Marth, your girlfriend is crazy!
Marth: For the last time we're not going out!
Me and Nana:*sneak away while the boys argue.*
Me: Okay let's get this started.
Nana: Hurry before my brother comes.

Dares:
Pit: try to steal the Falcon Flyer.- Level 1
Popo:*gives C-4* Blow up all of Falcon's vehcals except the one Pit's stealing.- Level 1
Nana: Knock some sense into Red and Pit(mostly Pit).- Level 1
Bowser:Face Samus, Peach,Zelda and Nana in battle.- Level 2
Samus: Beat the heck out of Wario.- Level 1
Young and Toon Link's: Face regular Link while all three of you don't have your weapons.- Level 2
Pichu,Diddy and Ness: Battle G&W- Level 1
Lucas: Kick Falcon's *.- Level 2
That's all the dares.

Marth:*Still arguing with Pit*
Lucas: You do realize that they got away right?
Pit:*Looks around*
Red:We're dead.
Ness: I always get a bad feeling when it involves those two.
Popo: Those two...*gulp* I think they already did the dares.
Boys:*Pass out*
Me: Wow they are pathetic.
Nana: They fear us.
Me: No, they're just pathetic.

Joe: Poor guys.

Pikana: Eh... Alright Pit you're up.

Pit: Alright. (Jumps into the falcon flyer and hotwires it successfully.) Hey Captain Falcon, do you mind if I take the Falcon Flyer for a while?

Captain Falcon: Sure since I, the ever so awesome Captain Falcon has tons of other vehicles. (Looks to see a smoldering pile of remains where his cars used to be). .

Snake: (Standing right behind him) What?

Captain Falcon: First you try to steal my woman and now you blow up my cars? This is the last straw!

Snake: What the hell are you talking about?

Pikana: Hey Craptain Falcon, stop arguing with Snake before I decide to feed you to Chainy! (Back to the poor excuse for sanity) Now let's move on. Nana.

Nana: Finally. I don't know why you people pair me with those 2 anyways.

(Nana walks over to Red and Pit and kicks them both, hard. The next thing you hear is the sound of Red and Pit screaming and crying in pain.)

Duncan: Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. Right in the kiwis.

Pikachu: That's gotta hurt.

Duncan: (Stares at Pikachu) Did you just talk?

Pikachu: Yeah

Joe: Duncan, whatever you do, don't talk bad about Pikachu in front of Pikana.

Duncan: Why?

Pikana: Let's just say that the last person who insulted my Pikachu met my pet bazooka.

Duncan: Where exactly did you get a bazooka from.

Pikana: Duncan, I'm an authoress, I can make things at will... and my uncle is in the military.

Duncan: I'm just saying that the only teenager to possibly have a bazooka would be Izzy... Maybe.

Joe: Focus people, now Bowser get into the cage with the girls.

Bowser: I'm sure I could win against a few girls.

Pikana: (sarcastically) Yeah, sure because you always win.

Bowser: Shut up.

(Bowser walks in and comes out broken teeth, his shell having no spikes on it, and his right arm seperated while his right arm was twisted around his back)

Samus: Never mess with the ladies.

Joe: I don't think that your arm is supposed to bend like that. (Looks towards Dr. Mario) Aren't you gonna help?

Dr. Mario: Me help him? Ha! I would rather get pwned by Pikana's chainsaw while being continuously roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

(Everyone looks at Pikana and Joe)

Pikana: He hurt my Pikachu last week.

Joe: Yeah, but you got to spend time comforting Pikachu while he healed because of that incident.

Pikana: You've gotta point but still he did happen to pick on Pikachu and me the day you, me, golfer, and PitFTW came to the mansion.

Joe: Oh yeah, I remember...

(Starts to flashback but then..)

Pikana: No you don't.

Joe: I know but I wnated to start a flashback.

Pikana: Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.

Joe: You wanna tell what happened?

Pikana: Sure.

(Flashback)

The authors were walking into the kitchen. Master Hand was giving them a tour.

MH: And this is kitchen where Kirby will make your breakfast and Peach will make your dinner.

golfer: what about lunch?

MH: You are free to help yourselves.

Pikachu, Bowser, and Charizard were walking in. Bowser got his meal and sat down at the table. Pikachu said hi to the authors until he came upon the face of Pikana.

Pikachu: (nervously) Uh... hi. I'm Pikachu.

Pikana: I'm pikana it's very nice to meet you.

Joe walked over to Mewtwo to see what was going on. Bowser had finished breakfast when he walked by and overheard the conversation Joe and Mewtwo were having.

Joe: Hey Mewtwo, anything going on in there minds?

Mewtwo: Yep, there both in love. Although Pikana's having an easier time hiding it then Pikachu is.

Joe: Yuck! I hate love. Well now there's no need for me to wonder.

Bowser: (To himself) same here.

The next day. Pikachu was walking down the room which he happened to share with all the other pokemon, including Red's. Pikachu was going for a swim in the indoor pool and needed his goggles. He went to his room and saw Bowser standing there.

Bowser: (menacingly) Hello Pikachu

Charizard had closed and locked the door behind him.

Bowser: Well, well, well. It looks like the first lovebird has forgotten something.

Charizard: Where's your girlfriend?

Pikachu: What the hell are you guys talking about?

Pikana, meanwhile walked by and thought she heard Pikachu talking. She went to get a stepladder and came back and looked through the peephole.

Pikachu: Seriously, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Bowser: Oh come on. We all know you like that new authoress. Uuuhhhhhhh, what was that name again?

Charizard: I think it was Pikana?

Bowser: Yeah her.

Pikachu: You guys can't prove that.

Bowser: Actually, we can. I know, Joe knows, Mewtwo knows, Charizard knows, and I'm pretty sure that golfer and PitFTW know.

Pikachu: Ugh, Mewtwo that ba***rd.

Bowser: Ahhah. And pretty soon the whole Mansion will know. I have this being recorded right now by Ganondorf with his camera.

Pikachu: Where?

Ganondorf: Down here, rat. Under the bed.

Bowser: See, so your pretty much f***ed right know.

Outside the door

Pikana: Wow, so Pikachu does like me back

Joe is walking the hall whistling and noices Pikana on the stepladder.

Joe: Uuuuhhhhhh, Pikana... what are you doing?

Pikana: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh. N-nothing, nothing at all.

Joe: Are you... spying on Pikachu?

Pikana: Oh just look.

Joe looks and notices Pikachu being tortured by Bowser and Charizard.

Joe: So you've just been standing here, spying on Pikachu while Bowser and Charizard are torturing him.

Pikana: Well when you put it that way...

Joe: Why didn't you open the door.

Pikana: It's locked.

Joe: So you didn't try to get any help.

Pikana: Nooooooo.

Joe: So you just looked to see what was happening?

Pikana: Well yeah.

Joe: Not knowing at all if Pikachu was doing something in there?

Pikana: Well you have a point but...

Joe: Come on, if you want to save him then let's go get help.

1 hour later. Pikana comes bursting in through the door, with the other authors, MH, and several smashers following behind. Pikachu is delighted to see her.

Pikana: Pikachu, are you alright?

Pikachu: Yeah. I'm fine.

End Flashback

Pikana: And that's what happened.

Everyone in the crowd: Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww.

Pikana: So that's why me and Pikachu are a couple.

Peach: That story gets sweeter and stranger everytime you tell it.

Joe: I have to agree. (Then realizes) Oh crap, I forgot that Bowser's still injured. (Everyone looks at Joe) What? (Thinks for a bit) Ohyeah that's right I can heal him.

(Joe shoots Bowser with a Holy arrow and Bowser is completely healed)

Joe: Moving on.

Samus: Thank you. I finally get to kill him.

(One murderous cleanup later)

Mario: Alright, even I-a think Samus a bit-a to far.

Pikana: Alright, Link, Toon Link, Young Link, give Joe all your weapons.

Wolf: This should be interesting.

(6.5 minutes later)

The winner is... Link

Zelda: Woohoo.

Joe: Next matchup.

(10 minutes later)

The winner is... Mr. Game & Watch

Pikana: Uuuhh, G&W you might wanna run.

G&W: Why?

golfer: Die 2-D demon!!! (murders G&W)

Everyone: O_O

Joe: Uuuhhh... golfer everyone.

(Applause)

golfer: see ya later.

Pikana: Alright Lucas, kick Craptain Falcon's ass

Ness: What happened to blocking out swears?

Joe: Ness, this is a T-rated story, what do you expect?

Lucas: Awesome. Time to prove I'm not a sissy. (Beats Falcon so hard that the only person to deliver more pain would be Chuck Norris) Hey Captain Falcon, "show me ya moves" now

Joe: Oooooooooohhhh. That's bad. (Revives Falcon) alright, so here are the standings:

Ganondorf: 15 Link, Bowser, Young Link, Toon Link, Lucas: 9 Samus: 8 Mario, Peach, Pit, Nana, Popo, Pichu, Diddy Kong, Ness, Mr. Game & Watch: 6 Everyone Else: 4 Luigi: 2

Pikana: Time for our next dares. These are from super star kirby4898

Like what Poketrainer said can't have to much of this.
Now onto the dares/truths.

Ganondorf;Also help.- 3pts.
Pikana;In an unbreakable Cage.- 3pts.
Bowser;Hold the cage down.- 3pts.
DK;Also hold cage down.- 3pts.
Samus;use grapple beam to open when told to.- 3pts.
MH:Tell Samus to open the door when's a good time to.- 3pts.
CH;sleep on top of the cage.- 3pts.
When Pikana's free from cage; Everybody(exept the ones who hurt pikachu, and pikachu) RUN!- 3pts.

Joe;Do anything to Pikachu that's harmful(Boiling,Cooking,Drown,etc) but don't kill him.- 3pts.
Tabuu;Help joe hurt pikachu.- 3pts.
Wario;Fart on pikachu.- 3pts.

Fox and Krystal shoot each other- 2pts.
Kirby; if they don't shoot give them a cookie(don't tell them)- 1pt.
Snake put 100 C4s around them and below them and activate if they shoot.- 1pt.

This is to see if they will confess to each other and be a couple again..check Star fox Command for details.

Joe: This is worse than suicide, but ok. Hey Pikana, Pikachu told me he left a present for you over there. (Points to spot that has box that is 20ft. tall)

Pikana: Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh. I wonder what he got me. (Looks inside to find nothing when MH pushes her in)

(Joe presses a blue button on a remote. The box opens up to reveal a cage.)

Joe: You like this cage Pikana?

Pikana: No! But bazookie likes destruction! (Shoots cage with Bazookie the Bazooka but is shocked when she sees that it doesn't even have a dent)

Joe: Nice try, but this cage is of my own design. I've shaved the skin of of Diamonds and fused it together with Steel, Iron, and Titanium. Not to mention that even if you were to but a dent in it, I also added a little Carbon so that it can grow back.

Pikana: You will let me out or so help me I will force this cage open.

Joe: Oh but I won't be able to open the cage. See this cage is only able to be opened by remote control, and I've given the remote to one of the 4 people standing in front of you. (Shows Samus, Dk, Bowser, Samus, and MH) Come Tabuu, Wario, and Ganondork, for we have work to do.

(They play baseball with Pikachu as the ball after Wario farted on him [After eating 50 cans of beans and 25 cloves of garlic])

Pikana: When I get out of here you are so dead.

Joe: C'mon guys we must teleport to a safe place. (Shoots Wind Arrow up in the air so they can teleport)

(The cage opens and Pikana comes rushing out with foam dripping from her mouth. After she attacks everyone, she sees Pikachu badly bruised and she returns back to normal)

(One messy cleanup and apology later)

Joe: Well that was bad.

Pikana: Next!

Fox: I have to shoot her?

Krystal: He has to get shot by me?

Joe and Pikana: Yep.

Fox and Krystal: Gladly.

(They shoot each other and then they get blown up by Snake.) A/N: What SSK4898 is saying is that at the end of story mode in StarFox Command, Krystal breakes up with Fox. Technically this won't always happen. What happens in the end depends on how the game is played out. And may I also take the time to say that our first mini-plot of the story has just started. End Note

Joe: What Happened? Why did they shoot?

Pikana: You don't wanna know.

Kirby: So what am I suppost to do with the cookie?

Joe: Why don't you eat it?

Kirby: OK

Joe: Well it looks like Ganondork has immunity next chapter.

Pikana: Crap.

Ganondorf: Hell yeah!

Joe: Well we have one more set of dares. These are from my friend sunny09

HEY! This is my FIRST truth or dare fic. I ever read. Also, my first fic. I ever read in the 'Games' section... It's got some darn good humor in it and by the way, Pikana, um... Do I even want to know what happened in the closet with Pikachu? XD

Um, a dare, lets see... how about LET KERBY EAT YOSHI! XO
HE CAN TURN INTO YOSHI KERBY AND SPIT EGGS! Sorry thos are the only two characters I really know... but think about it a yoshi kerby... Of course, no harm done to yoshi.

Joe: I actually know sunny09 in real life. She doesn't know too much about SSB at all

Pikana: Wait you mean you've met her outside of

Joe: She and I are in the same homeroom in High School.

Pikana: Wow.

Kirby: Do I have to swallow him?

Joe: I guess not.

Pikana: Oh well Ganondorf won, all the dares to him go to Luigi next week.

Luigi: Why does-a nobody like-a Luigi?

Pikana: Well what do we do about Krystal and Duncan?

Joe: Well I guess I could make a new rule saying that if there is a tie both people make it.

Pikana: So where do we go for next week?

Joe: Well we've gone 2 weeks to the Sydney Opera House. Why don't we try a place in my home country of the United States?

Pikana: Like?

Joe: Well how about Madison Square Garden in New York City?

Pikana: Sure. But who's on the polls next week?

Joe: Oh crap. That's right. Hmmmmmmmmm. I know.

Video Game Character: From Sonic Series: Rouge

TV Character: From South Park: Kenny

Pikana: I guess that could work. As long as they REMEMBER TO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Alright calm down. Well that wraps up the show. See ya.


Duncan: Well I guess I'm gonna be darable.

Joe: Yep.

Wolf: Hey Duncan. Me, Wario, and Shadow are going to get back at certain people, you in?

Duncan: You bet I'm in. (They leave)

Pikana: So are you jealous of Duncan.

Joe: Nope.

Pikana: Oh well. I tried


Authors Note: Well this seems interesting. Who will win next week? Also the story that Pikana told might be a part of a story that I might write. remember to vote so we don't have problems.