Naruto plus me equals I no own

This one-shot is dedicated to my first reviewer EmeraldEyes69 and all NejiTenten fans. (I decided to turn this fic into a three-shot) After this will be Naruto proposing to Hinata.

It had been two weeks since Sasuke's surprisingly romantic proposal.

And so we join our couple, Neji and Tenten.

Neji had asked Tenten to join him for a little target practice at the Hyuuga Training Grounds.

"Wow Neji, it's so huge!" The training grounds was a giant forest that had a river running through the middle.

"How about if we spar?"

"OK!''

They both got into their stances and commenced their battle. Tenten would throw multiple weapons at Neji while he used his rotation to block them. Neji then jumped into a tree and hid leaving a confused Tenten.

"Ok, come on Neji, you can do it" he thought to himself trying to not show any worry or nervousness. He then surprised Tenten by throwing a couple of kunais which she dodged.

"What was that for?"

"I was just scanning the area, I thought I saw someone else" Neji casuallly lied.

Tenten then took out the senbon used to keep her hair up and threw them at Neji. Seeing as how he had just finished speaking, he didn't have time to block them. His arm and leg being hit. He ran up to her and started hand to hand combat but not using the Hyuuga style. Teten aimed a kick to his face but his hands caught her leg and made her loose balance. After 3 more grueling hours of practice, they decided to stop. Tenten was leaning against a tree drinking Vitaminwater (I got it from the fic Like Vitaminwater, i love it) as Neji was meditating.

"Ok, now is your chance Neji, don't screw this up" He prepared himself for what was about to come. He stood up and threw a kunai which grazed past Tenten's signature buns and hit the tree with a soft thud.

"Neji what the hell?!" she glared at him, "that could have hit me!"

"But it didn't" Wow..great Hyuuga logic.

She pouted while rolling her eyes.

"Just look behind you Tenten."

What she saw made her do a doubletake literraly. Tenten rubbed her eyes and pinched herself.

On the kunai was a gold ring with a beautiful diamond. The diamond was in the shape of a kunai.

She guessed it cost alot. She turned to ask Neji what he was planning but he was on one knee and his hand was holding hers. She immiediately knew what was going to happen. Her heart was beating a mile a minute.

"Tenten, will you marry me?"

"YES!" with that being said she jumped him making the couple fall over.

Neji stood up and helped his fiance(FIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) up. He then walked over to the kunai and pulled it off the tree. He took off the ring and walked up to Tenten. She noticed that the ring had Hyuuga Tenten on it and gasped. Neji then proceeded to slip the ring on her engagement finger.

"YOSH!!!! Youth prevails!" Out of the bushes pops out Lee in all his spandex glory.

"Lee, what are you doing here?"

"Why Tenten, my Neji-being-youthful-feelings were tingling!"

The Hyuuga prodigy's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

Tenten just giggled at her teammates.

"Now I must go spread the youthful news!"

Before any one could say a word Lee ran off in a random direction.

Neji's eye was slightly twitching. Tenten chuckled.

"Atleast now we won't have to tell everyone"

"Just wait till Naruto hears it, he'll scream it to the entire world" Neji commented.

"It can't be that bad," Tenten thought of the possibilities, "Never mind, He's a lost cause"

"I pity Hinata-sama for when he finally proposes to her, it will probably be very loud and dramatic"

"He'll probably be so nervous he'll mess up"

"I'll never let him live it down for as long as he lives."

--------------In Ichiraku-------------

Naruto sneezed.

"I have the wierdest feeling some one is talking about me" He said "mayb- OH more ramen yay!"

------------Back with Neji and Tenten---------

"We'll just have to see how it goes ne?"

"Destiny says we shall"

THE END

lol i couldnt help but add the last line. Please review it makes me happy and it motivates me to write.

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