Hehe, sorry for the really, really, really, REALLY late update, I've had the worst case of writer's block for the last few months. But yeah, here's the next chapter…
A/N: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters therein.
Meetings and Respect
As I waited for the gaki to get back from the hospital, I ate a meal at Ichiraku's. I was just about finished when that freak of a jounin, Anko, sat down next to me and ordered some dango. This was one woman who truly earned my respect. She is by far the most cynical, diabolical, and blood chilling human I have ever met (next to that freak of a snake, Orochimaru of course...). So, I decided to strike up a conversation.
"Konnichwa, Anko-san. Doushitteru?"
Stopping in mid-chew, she glanced over out of the corner of her eye. "Eh, can't complain. Yourself?"
"Not bad. You know; good enough not to destroy an entire continent."
Nodding she went back to her dango seemingly unfazed.
After a moment of silence, she said, "What was it like?"
"Hm?"
"In his head, what was it like?"
"Empty. Cold, dark, damp, empty, and very, very, VERY boring."
She laughed a bit at that. "How did you ever pass the time?"
"The one benefit to being in his head: I got to see what he saw and hear what he heard. He gave me some of the biggest laughs of my life. And that's saying something."
"The great Kyuubi no Kitsune, laughing? That's something you don't hear about every day."
"Hey, we demons senses of humor too you know?"
"Yeah, I know, I just expected that sense of humor to be aimed more toward death and destruction."
"Well, while that is the primary, we also find some other things hilarious. For example, the fact that Naruto no baka still doesn't know that the Hyuuga girl is obviously smitten with him. I mean, just how much of an idiot does it take to not notice something that obvious?"
"Well, I guess you don't have to be smart to be Hokage."
After finishing her dango, Anko got up, slammed some money on the counter, and said, "Well, it's been nice talkin' to ya, Kitsune. See ya later."
"See ya, also, just for future reference, the name's Yoko. Kyuubi no Yoko."
"Right, see ya later then, Yoko-san."
With that she left.
Sorry for the short chapter, but I'm pretty sure that if I dragged it on it would get very ugly, very quickly.
Anyway, the next chapter should be coming out soon, please press the shiny green button below. ^_^
