Another version of my Breaking Dawn Parody, I re-wrote it because I've thought up some funnier stuff. And flamers that flamed my New Moon one... f'ck you! I don't care what you think!

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Location: La Push

Jacob: What I miss, since I'd pissed off to god knows where to sulk because I'm jealous of my best friend's fiancee?

Sam: Um... Bella went on her honeymoon.

Jacob: I know, I was at the Wedding, and I made Bella cry.

AnnieCullen: You know what... I really have nothing to say to that.

Jacob: Why?

AnnieCullen: Because I hate you both.

Leah: (From behind a bush) I hate them both, too.

AnnieCullen: Leah, I see no 'Team Leah' t-shirts anywhere, so go away.

Jacob: Back to the real converstation, what did I miss?

Sam: Bella returned. And Charlie said that she was 'Ill'.

Jacob: (Breaks down crying) I was too late! She's a vampire and I'll never marry her!

AnnieCullen: You stupid morons, she isn't a vampire yet.

Sam and Jacob: You know something.

AnnieCullen: I do, indeed.

Jacob: Can we please know?

Sam: You'd make a crap Alpha, you need to be more forceful.

Jacob: I don't hit girls, Sam, even if they are... wearing a Team Edward shirt.

Sam: No! I mean like this (Holds up RPattz photo)

AnnieCullen: (Eyes widen) Oh my... (Drools)

Sam: Now tell us the secret.

AnnieCullen: She...she...is....

Sam: Yes?

AnnieCullen: (Slaps Sam and disappears)

Jacob: Forceful, Sam?

Sam: Shut up.

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Location: Cullen House.

Edward: (Emo face)

AnnieCullen: (Appears) Hi Everyone!

Edward: (Emo-er Face)

AnnieCullen: Oh cheer up, if it helps- (Takes off jacket and reveals Team Edward shirt)- huh, huh?

Edward: Meh. Bella has one.

Bella: Yes I do.

AnnieCullen: Shush Mary-Sue.

Jasper: Um... her name is Bella.

AnnieCullen: (Sighs) A Mary-Sue is what we people of the FanFiction world call characters that are described way too much. For example-

Edward: OK we get it. (Emo Face)

Bella: So who's this Mary-Sue?

AnnieCullen: (Disappears)

Carlisle: (Runs in) I've got it! Bella's pregnant!

Rosalie: Reeeally, Carlisle?!

Carlisle: (Throws paper everywhere) Alice!

Alice: Don't look at me, just because I can see the future you automatically assume it's me that told?!

Everyone: Uh... Yeah.

Alice: That hurts.

AnnieCullen: (Appears) How dare you upset Alice, the best Character Twilight... or Stephanie Meyer created!

Alice: I'm not a character.

AnnieCullen: I'm defending you, aren't I?

Alice: Sorry but... WAIT! I'm 109, I can defend myself! (Has Vision) Oh wait... no I can't, continue.

AnnieCullen: Thank-you... (Sits down)

Alice: Defend me, then.

AnnieCullen: I have nothing left to say. Anyway, Jacob's going to be coming soon. (Dog Bark) Oh, here he is.

Jacob: (Runs in) Wassup!? (Sees AnnieCullen) Oh god. Not you again.

AnnieCullen:Yes, me again.

Jasper: How did you even get here? We keep the door locked in case Buffy comes.

AnnieCullen: I got in... through my keyboard. (Holds up Keyboard)

Jasper: O...K

AnnieCullen: How did Jacob get in then?

Jacob: Uh, door was open. Said 'Come on in if your not Buffy'.

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Location: Bella's Womb

Renesmee: Nom nom nom nom. My Mother's skin tastes Lovely. I love her voice. She's pretty. (Touches Womb Wall)

Bella: (Outside Womb, Obviously) Oh my god!

Edward: What! I'll get you demon baby!

Bella: No, I can see... ew!

Edward: What?

Bella: I can see... EJ chewing on my womb.

Renesmee: (In Womb) I'm a girl! I'M FREAKIN' FEMALE! (Smashes Ribs in anger)

Bella: (Ribs Crack) Oh. OW!

Edward: Naughty Demon Baby.

Jacob: Fix her Ribs!

AnnieCullen: Leave her Ribs!

Jacob: FIX!

AnnieCullen: LEAVE!

Alice: I'll sort this! (Has vision, but look constipated) We fix it.

Jacob: HA!

AnnieCullen: (Gets Breaking Dawn out)

Jacob: A Book?

AnnieCullen: Just checking off what's happened... Ribs... now its just the Pelvis and... oh...

Jacob: Oh?

Bella and Edward: Oh??

AnnieCullen: (Grins) I can't tell you. (Disappears)

Bella: After her, Edward.

Edward: I can only read minds! I can't freakin' do a magic act, too.

Alice: She'll be back.

Carlisle: See! It was her, you told them!

Alice: Drop it Carlisle, we all knew anyway.

Esme: Come on Carlisle, I'll get you some of that synthetic blood you like.

AnnieCulen: (Appears) Tru Blood?

Edward: RAWR!

AnnieCullen: Eeep! (Disappears)

Edward: (Falls out of window)

Jacob: Yes!

Edward: (From outside) I'm not dead, mongral.

Jacob: Damn! (Throws away wedding planner)


Lolololololololol! Maybe I'll include a few True Blood Characters in the next chapter... undecided. Remember, any ideas, feel free to tell me.

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