Lee's P.O.V.
"Big chicken no be getting Lee of Pings?" said Holger.
"Yeah." I sat down. "You just ate too many chicken wings."
"So Lee be going out with kissy time friend Tina?"
"What makes you think that?"
"Lee be telling Tina he has the love for her and Tina have the love for Lee. But Jenny also be having the love for Lee of Pings, and now Lee and Tina be kissing without Jenny no knowing."
How did he know that? Maybe he does have superpowers.
What a day.
How the whole school got a case of head lice, I don't know. I ran into the stink ninja, the Serpent. For some reason, he disguised himself as a paramedic to gat a strand of my hair. Why? So weird.
It all started when I got framed for this crazy prank that got me a year of detention. That was ages ago. Now it's about this crazy council, a ninja, and this pyramid that's really dangerous, according to Finnwich.
Why couldn't I be normal?
Jenny's P.O.V
Dammit. I just picked my nose. Again! This crazy curse isn't going away. Tina gave me one of her dad's boxing gloves to help me stop, but it's not helping.
There's this weird book I'm trying to crack, but I don't know what it means. One picture showed two people getting zapped by an eye at the top of the pyramid. I thought it meant the end of the world but after seeing one of the Council members get zapped by the eye of the pyramid, I figured it meant permanent sleep.
That's the only picture I figured out. Tina and I tried getting the librarian to translate it, but she acted all weird. She asked us to help her wax for her date with Finnwich.
I didn't know you could date at age eighty-nine, which is apparently the age of the librarian.
The idea of her dating Finnwich is just...
Ew.
Cam's P.O.V
Man, today was, like, the worst day ever. Both the principals knew I cheated, and now I'm suspended and no longer El Prez. This just sucks, hombre.
"Camillio Esmeraldo Martinez, you are grounded until your suspension is over!" Mom screeched as we drove home. "You will be in the basement."
On the totally plus side, at least that means no homework. :). Now I can just chill, bro.
