"Hi there, welcome to…"
"The Alex and Harper show!" Harper exclaimed.
The audience roared with excitement.
"Seriously, Harper, must you always be this excited?" Alex asked.
"Sorry," Harper apologized.
"Anyway, welcome everyone," Alex said. "Thanks for watching the second episode of the Alex and Harper show."
"Yes, and from now on there will be some changes," Harper told the audience. "We will now not only answer questions you sent in, but we'll also share some jokes and riddles and questions with you."
"So be prepared, for more fun on..."
"The Alex and Harper show!" Harper exclaimed.
The audience cheered loudly, again.
"Ok, for those of you were confused," Alex explained. "My parents didn't know I had a show with Harper. And I kept it secret from them and it worked. For two days."
(Alex glares at Harper)
"And after doing like five test papers, and continuous pestering, they finally allowed me to continue with my show," Alex continued. "So without further ado, let's get started."
"Ok, here's a knock-knock joke that I read online," Harper said with enthusiasm.
"Knock-Knock!" Harper said.
"Who's there?" Alex asked.
"Amos," Harper replied.
"Amos who?" Alex asked with boredom.
"A mosquito!" Harper exclaimed.
(Crickets chirping)
"Ok..." Alex broke the silence.
"But there's another one!" Harper said.
"Oh boy," Alex groaned.
"Knock-Knock!" Harper said.
"Who on earth is that?" Alex asked.
"Anna," Harper replied.
"Anna who?" Alex asked.
"Another mosquito!" Harper exclaimed.
(Crickets chirping again)
"Ok, I have this final last one!" Harper said.
"Knock-Knock!" Harper said.
"Oh for crying out loud, who is it now?" Alex asked while she prayed that Harper would stop.
"O," Harper replied with confidence.
"O who?" Alex asked.
"Oh my god! There's a mosquito!" Harper screamed.
"Harper! Enough with the mosquitoes already! We're not insects you know!" Alex shouted.
"No, I mean there's a mosquito right next to me!" Harper screamed. "AHHH! Get it away!"
Alex only stared in amazement as Harper ran backstage, screaming.
"Ok, we completely wasted like three minutes with Harper's whole mosquito issue. Let's not waste any more time and get to the questions and riddles," Alex said.
"Ok here's a question that goes, "Dear Alex, did you ever break your house before?".
(Alex places the cards in her hand down as the audience chuckles)
"If you're referring to the time I turned cab 804 back to life and it crashed through the house then I'm not answering," Alex responded. "Wait, was it cab 801 or 804 or 802? Oh who cares, that was years ago!"
"And since Harper's not back yet, I repeat yet, I'll continue with the next question. Dear Alex, have you ever cheated on a test before? Well fine, I've cheated twice. Once on a Spanish test and... You know what? It's none of your business," Alex said as the audience laughed.
"Well it is my business," Theresa said, coming up on stage wearing an apron.
"Mum, what are you doing here?" Alex asked in surprise.
"Well, I'm here to find out what test did you cheat on young lady," Theresa answered.
"Uh... mum, we're doing live broadcast of my show right now," Alex reminded her mother.
"I don't care what kind of... wait what?" Theresa said.
"We're live right now," Alex explained.
"Well why didn't you tell me about it earlier? I cannot be seen on national television looking like this!" Theresa said as she hurriedly went backstage.
"Ok, that was weird. Anyways, let's move on. Now, here's a question for you people at home to answer. Harper and I once went to a hotel for some sort of tea party hosted by my enemy at school, Gigi. But it turned out to be some sort of loser tea party. The question is: What's the name of the hotel?" Alex asked.
Everyone in the audience started chattering and tried to think of the answer.
"Also, if you don't know the answer, well, I don't too. So don't ask me if you were right," Alex told the audience.
"Ok, here's a question from another anonymous reader. Alex, have you ever kissed anyone before? Uh, it's obvious what the answer is," Alex said.
"Is the answer no?" Harper asked from backstage.
"It's YES, Harper!" Alex exclaimed.
"Of course, I'm not telling you his name," Alex told the audience.
"Excuse me, young lady; we were talking about you cheating on a test, weren't we?" Theresa asked Alex as she walked out on stage in a dress.
"Ooh! Ahh!" went the audience.
"Mum, what are you doing here again? Didn't you say that you would let me off?" Alex asked.
"No, you're still gonna get punished. I only went backstage because I wanted to change, ok? If I'm gonna ground you on national television I gotta make sure I look my best. Alex, you're grounded for two weeks," Theresa said.
As soon as she finished her sentence, she started strutting poses towards the camera's direction.
"Great, thanks a lot whoever sent me that question. Anyways, that's all the time we have today. And since I'm grounded, our next show will only come two weeks later," Alex said.
"AHHH! The mosquito is following me!" Harper screamed from backstage.
"This may take some time, goodbye everyone!" Alex said.
