"Wow I've never been on a plane before" I said to Twilight cause we was on a train to Canterlot which is a city that has Princess Celestia in it.
"Okay but we need to get there on time or else we will be late." said Twilight who was pedaling to make the train go faster. I looked out tha window and saw all the field grass and the sun was shining and the grass was singing and the birds and the air was flying through the air
After a long wait of waiting the train finally made the train station. It stopped in the train statione and I got off and fell on my face onto the nails from the floor boards but its okay because my glasses blocked the nails
"Get up idiot we have to go to Celestia" said Twilight who was using magic to pull my fingernails to drag me on the ground
"Ok fine" I said and I got up and we walked to the castle, there was a big sign on the castle that said "Castle" so thats how we know it was a castle.
We went in the doors and went down the hall way and a bunch of guards throwed spears at me but Twilight used a horn spell to make them fall asleep so they couldnt do that. but one of the spears hit me in the shirt and made me fly through the hallway and I got flung into Princess Celestia THRONE ROOM from the spear
"Who the fuck are you" said Princess Celestia
"Im detective jakkid166" said me as I pulled the spear out of my spear proof vest
"Hes here to solve the CASE" said Twilight who was also there
"Oh okay well Mr Jakkid 166 we need you to look at all the evidences we have got from the CRIME scene" said Celelelestia and she magiced a box into my face and opened it to show me the evidence which was stuff
"This is the evidence" said Princesselestia "First there is a gun that the pony died with. Someone stabbd her with it."
"What how did they do that"
"She got stabbed by the bullet that come out of the gun after someone fired it."
"Oh okay what else?"
"Theres nothing else."
"WHAT" I said and I pulled out my gun and shot the window "This is shit how am I gona solve this when the pony is in another WORLD?"
"Thats where I can help you" said Twilight "Celestia can use magic to make you able to investigate the crime scene while you are in THIS world instead of the other one."
"Oh okay then Princess do that NOW!"
"Okay" said the Celestia and she did the thing and then there was a magic TV screen that appeared that showed me the crime scene.
"hm okay" I screamed "From this picture I can gather the victim is dead."
"Wow I see why they call you the greatest detective in the world" said Twilight not-sarcastically
"Wait a minute zoom in on her head!" said me and the magic screen zoomed in "What the god, theres a GUNSHOT WOUND!"
"But what could this mean" said Twilight
"This means the victim was SHOT with the GUN, which also means ONE THING"
"Okay what is it?" said Celelstsia
"You need figners to use guns, so they coudl only have died by someone who has FINGERS!"
Everyone gasped air into their throats
SOMEWHERE ELSE AT THE SAME TIME
There was a guy who was watchin me through their own magic TV but I dident know that at the time so shut up.
"Oh no" said the guy, "It appear this guy is unraveling my entire plan, I must do something before he kills me"
SOMEWHERE ELSE OTHER THAN THE LAST PLACE WHICH IS ACTUALLY JUST THE PLACE WHERE WE WERE BEFORE
"But who is there that has fingers" I wondered to myself but then the THROME ROOM DOOR OPENED!
"HALT YOURSELF" said the pony "I am Inspector Pony and you are under arest Detectibe Jakkid166."
"Oh okay" I said
"BECAUSE" he said "You are the only one in this world with FINGERS"
"oh NO" said me and I got arrested into jail
"God dam it!" I said banging my door "I'm am innocent I swear, ill get Phoenix Wright to defend me in court"
Just then the purple pony walked in "Hi my name is Twilight Sparkle and I think you are innocent."
"Okay but how are you going to do that" I asked.
"With this," said Twilight and she flashed her horn and I was in her house instead of in Celestiass prison house. "Now go find the real killer!" said Twilight.
"Okay but first I'm tired." I said so I tore all the pages out of her books and made a bed and sleeped on that for the night.
