-1Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Warning: Bored Hao, twincest, Yaoi and…I can't think of anything else.
Puppet from the dead: Yay! An update! It 's not as long as the first chapter 'cause I'm sick with…I don't know…but I am in pain!
Yoh: So what happens in this chapter?
Hao: I rape you!
Yoh: O.O
Puppet from the dead: Liar! I didn't write that!
Hao: -Snickers- How do we know?
Puppet from the dead: I guess you are going to have to read then! But I did NOT write that…besides…I would want Hao to be uke. -snickers-
Hao and Yoh: O.O
"My oranges!" Yoh yelled as he shot up from bed, covered in sweat. He was having a bad dream that Anna came back to life and took all of the oranges on the planet and killed them.
"Fuck…good thing it was a dream…" Yoh muttered to himself.
He looked next to him to see Hao sleeping peacefully with a small smile on his face. Before he even knew what he was doing , he started caressing Hao's cheek. Yoh could fell his cheek bone very well, but it was still soft and well toned skin. He looked around and saw how light it was, then he looked at the clock. It was 8:37 a.m. 'Well I guess there's no use in going back to sleep now.' He thought. He got out of bed and shivered, it was pretty cool compared to the warm comfy bed. He went over to the window and opened the blinds hoping Hao would wake up. He went over to his closet and pulled out a pair of baggy jeans and a plain orange T-shirt, and got dressed, he put his headphones on after. He then opened the door and started walking downstairs to make breakfast. When he got down, he went into the kitchen and pulled out a carton of eggs and a package of bacon. He went over to a big drawer under the stove and pulled out a big skillet. He then turned the stove on and put some butter on, so the eggs wouldn't stick.
Hao awoke from his peaceful sleep to find he was alone. He quickly got up and headed out of the bedroom door. When he reached the bottom of the stairs he stopped. He heard some sizzling. He crept to the kitchen and looked in to see his brother cracking eggs on a pan. Hao was practically drooling a waterfall by now. Those eggs looked pretty good to him. When Yoh turned around to get some milk out he noticed Yoh was wearing a little pink apron that said 'Kiss The Cook!'. Hao laughed a little. When Yoh turned back around to what he was doing Hao went up behind Yoh and wrapped his arms around his waist, kissing his neck. Hao saw Yoh shiver at this and smirked.
"The hell…?" Yoh asked no one in particular and turned around.
"Hao?" Yoh gave Hao a questioning look. Then Hao pointed to his apron.
"It says 'Kiss The Cook!'." Hao said, then laughed. Yoh had to restrain from rolling his eyes. I mean really? Who would have guessed that Hao, THE Hao Asakura, could act so child like? Not Yoh. But he was getting used to it.
Yoh turned back around to put the eggs on a couple plates he had next to him. He then put the bacon on he sizzling pan. Hao sat on the counter next to a small radio. He looked at it, then at Yoh, then at it again and then at Yoh. This kept going on as his hand moved a little closer to it. Hao jumped when he heard Yoh's voice.
"I don't care if you turn it on Hao." Yoh said, laughing a little. Hao turned it on to hear drums, then a guitar, and THEN the words.
'Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me
I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppie girls never looked at me
Why should they?
I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket'
Yoh put 2 pieces of bacon on each plate and quickly turned the radio off as he passed, on his way to the table. Hao jumped of the counter and sat down in front of his plate. Yoh then got up and went over to the fridge to fetch 2 glasses of orange juice. He sat on glass by Hao, who looked like he would choke any minute, and then he put one by him as he sat down. Yoh started eating calmly as Hao stuffed the food into his mouth.
"Can you even taste that?" Yoh asked.
Hao just shrugged. He got done and then put his plate in the sink, then sat back down across from Yoh who only had his bacon left. Yoh picked a piece up and broke off part of it and then started chewing it. Hao sighed in boredom. It was going to take his brother forever to eat! Yoh got done eating a piece of bacon then just stuck the other one in his mouth letting it dangle as he got up and put his plate in the sink. When he turned around Hao grabbed onto the bacon with his mouth and broke the rest off for him.
"That was a good breakfast Yoh! Arigato!" Hao said, then ran up the stairs to their room.
Yoh stood there for a moment until he realized that Hao was gone. He shook his head and then ran upstairs to his room.
"You're going to have to wear something from my closet. When you get dressed we're going to go to the mall. So hurry up." Yoh said, blushing slightly remembering what happened in the kitchen. Then he sat down on his bed watching as Hao rummaged through his closet.
"Mmmm…what about this?" Hao asked holding up a thong.
Yoh's eyes popped out of his head and he fell over.
"Where did you get this anyways?" Hao asked.
"I-I…" Yoh got up off the floor.
"Yoh! You naughty, naughty boy!" Hao yelled, laughing a bit. "Having whores over isn't something I expected from you!"
"N-no! It must have been Anna's! I haven't cleaned that closet in, like, forever!" Yoh responded.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Yoh. Don't lie…" Hao said shaking his head. Yoh sighed.
"Just get dressed…" Yoh grumbled.
Hao started looking through the closet again and finally pulled something out. It was baggy jeans and a plain red used to be T-shirt, except the sleeves were ripped off. He started to take his clothes off.
"Hao! Tell me when you're about to get dressed!" Yoh yelled, getting a pillow and covering his red face.
"1. We are both the same gender. 2. I'm wearing boxers. 3. We are brothers. Baka." Hao rolled his eyes then got dressed quickly.
"Ok. I'm done." Hao said crossing his arms.
Yoh opened his eyes, then went over to the closet and pulled out some white skater shoes, and tossed them to Hao who caught them easily and put 'em on.
"How do I look?" Hao asked.
"Good." Yoh blushed a little.
"Yeah? Well…you look hot!" Hao yelled to his brother, making him blush more.
"Let's get going." Yoh said heading out the door.
"Ok!" Hao yelled happily.
They got in Yoh's black car, and drove off to the mall.
"I'm bored." Hao said.
"Too bad. We just left, so how can you get bored so easily?" Yoh asked.
Hao shrugged.
"Don't know." He said.
Hao rolled down his window and stuck his head out.
"What are you, a dog?" Yoh asked.
"Yep!"
Then Hao stuck his tongue out and started barking.
"Hao! That's embarrassing! Stop it!" Yoh said, glancing at the road then Hao then the road again.
"Really? 'Cause these humans seem to enjoy it. They are so easily entertained." Hao said, then pulled his head back, rolling up his window.
"Stop calling them 'humans'. They are just like us." Yoh stated.
"No they are not! They are-"
"Weak! Yeah, you used to say that all the time. It's practically imprinted in my mind." Yoh yelled.
Hao looked at his brother with a sorry look.
"Sorry." Hao said then looked out the window, propping his head on his hand. Yoh glanced at Hao.
"No, no. I kind of freaked out a little too much." Yoh said, blushing.
Hao looked at Yoh then glomped him.
"Awww! Yoh! Don't feel bad! It was my fault." Hao said.
"Hao! Were going to crash!" Yoh yelled.
"Oh! Gomen-nasai!" Hao said, getting off of Yoh.
When they reached the mall Hao was looking at all the stores in awe.
"You act like you've never been to a store or mall before Hao." Yoh said to his brother.
"Uh…I haven't." Hao said looking at his brother with a look that said 'are you a complete idiot?'
"Oh! Yeah…kind of forgot you're not really the people person…" Yoh laughed nervously. Hao rolled his eyes.
"Let's go in this store!" Hao yelled pointing to 'Steve & Barry's'.
"Uh…ok." Yoh said, letting his brother drag him in the crowded store.
Puppet from the dead: Yeah, I know it's short…but I'm really busy lately. And since I'm home schooled I get more work and all, also, since I fool around a lot when I'm supposed to be doing it, it takes longer.
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