Chapter 2. You and Your "Jock"
We pulled into the large 80 acre field next to the Robertson's ranch. It was completely surrounded by the forest on three sides. The far west side boarded the Robertson's alfalfa field. Elliott and Everett Robertson, were flooding the west side of the field with a pipe from the AG pump. And just north of the huge mud pit that was currently being made by the Robertson brothers, were about 30 trucks parked, with tailgates down. One of the trucks was Seth's and sitting on the tailgate were 3 kegs. As I pulled up to the parked trucks everybody started cheering. I parked and opened my door, I held onto the door jam and stood up.
"Everyone, I am here!…..lets get this party started! Someone get me a damn beer!" I started every party this way….it was my thing.
"Oh, well, the party girl has arrived….get your ass down out of that pussy of a truck and give me a hug!" Seth screamed at me while giving me the finger.
I jumped down and ran over to him. "Your just jealous because not only does my truck have a higher lift on it, and bigger tires, and well it makes yours look like a matchbox car, I pulled your piece of shit out of the mud last week…..just because someone who drives it has one, doesn't make it a pussy Seth" I said while pushing him against his tailgate.
"Hey, now…..calm down B…I didn't mean to offend you or your truck! Or your "girl parts", Ok, well I did mean to offend your truck, but only to stir the redneck out of you! You look so cute when you get all Redneck girl!" he began laughing.
I gave him the finger while peering into one of the 2 trashcans that were sitting on the ground next to the truck's tailgate. "mmmm, Jungle Juice?"
"Yup! I made them for you B, your favorite….2 fifths of ever clear for each! The fruit has been soaking for 2 days! My little going away present to you….and you are welcome by the way" Seth pronounced beaming with pride.
"Seth you are just trying to sugar me up…so you can take advantage of me tonight" I said while giving him a wink, he blushed. Jake smacked him up side the head.
"no one is taking advantage of you tonight B, I brought my sleeping bed and will protect your honor" His said while pounding on his chest to show his manliness.
"I think B, can protect herself….hell Jake, she has protected you more than you have ever protected her…..she will probably have to protect you tonight…I hear Leah is coming" Seth began shaking with laughter.
"shut up Seth or I'll smack you again…..Leah? Really? B….?"he said while giving me puppy dog eyes.
"Oh hell no, last time I "helped" you with Leah you took advantage of the situation, and grabbed my butt and kissed me…"
"oh yeah….hahaha….that was the night B, broke your nose….hahaha" Seth was rolling on the ground now, clutching at his sides.
"I….I…she was coming up to me and I had to do something….it was the first thing I could think of…ok I guess I deserved the broken nose, and I have apologized profusely for it before, do we really need to bring up the past….I can't stand her she is just so pushy and gross…and I can't get her off my jock…"
"Well tonight you and your "JOCK" are on your own" I smiled proud of myself for not caving.
"Fine…..but I was going to let you be the first to try one of my famous, Georgia moonshine peaches….I just don't think me or my Jock, could bear to part with one of them now", Jake said while pouting.
"Don't make me break your nose the last night I am here Jake….don't be stingy!" I said while reaching for the Tupperware container that was tucked in his arm.
