Alright, this fan fiction was inspired by the new Bromide cards where Atobe, Oshitari and Tezuka are all dressed as Vampires. But Tezuka isn't showing off any vampire teeth like the other two so this fic explains why that is. It takes place in the same Universe of the camping adventure so I thought I would just tack it on here.
Apologies for any grammar/spelling errors. Feel free to point any glaring mistakes out, I try to catch them all, but there are always a few that sneak by.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, if they did, Tez really would be bitten all over by Atobe and Oshitari.
Bitey Bitey:
Tezuka walked into the room, cape swishing behind him, "I'm not wearing them." He said defiantly, tossing pointy teeth onto the tabletop in front of his friend.
Atobe raised an eyebrow and smirked – revealing his own set of sharpened canines – as he picked up the teeth as if to examine them. "You know Tezuka," Atobe spoke, the glued-in teeth barely effecting his speech pattern, making Tezuka believe that he'd been practicing. "It's the teeth that complete the outfit. It would be like going out to play tennis without your racket." Atobe found that even though Tezuka had a brilliant mind, it was easier to get points across using logic and tennis comparisons.
Apparently, his favourite tactic wasn't working like it normally did since a level stare was shot at the teeth. "I'm not gluing them to my mouth." Tezuka crossed his arms and looked close to ordering Atobe to do laps. They had been arguing over the teeth since Atobe had first shown the Seigaku captain the outfit he would be wearing.
Tezuka had 'offered' his services to help with the Hyotei Cultural Festival after losing quite an unpleasant bet. He seemed to keep forgetting though that he really had no choice in what he was going to be doing though. Atobe smirked and moved towards the other captain, "If you don't fulfill the bet's punishment, you're only going to get another one." He admonished, wiggling the white fang in front of Tezuka's frowning face.
"Oh Atobe, leave the man alone." Oshitari drawled around his own teeth entering the room from the same door Tezuka had. "Does it really matter if he doesn't have teeth in when nobody will see them anyway?" He draped an arm around Atobe and grabbed the tooth from him, studying it through useless glasses.
"Why wouldn't people see them?" Atobe questioned not wanting Tezuka to get out of wearing them that easily.
"That should be apparent for someone with great insight like yourself." Oshitari explained moving to stand beside Tezuka. "Watch," He smiled a seductive grin, exposing the long canines easily. He then adopted Tezuka's frowning face – causing Tezuka to look even further annoyed – and the teeth were hidden from view. "See. What's the chance of him actually smiling in public?"
Atobe couldn't help himself, with both Oshitari and Tezuka frowning at him with matching annoyed expressions and wearing vampire costumes. He burst out laughing. "Fine fine," he said between laughs, "I see your point; he can go without."
Thankful at Atobe's decision, Tezuka actually started to smile softly, until Oshitari put a finger to his lips. "I wouldn't do that if I were you. He might change his mind if he remembers you can smile without your face breaking." Tezuka glared half-heartedly but removed any trace of smile from his face.
"Although, this doesn't mean you get out of the second half of the bet." Atobe said, haughtily adjusting his cape so it flowed around him just right. "You'll just be the one getting bitten in bed tonight instead of the one helping with the biting." Atobe smirked, revealing sharp fangs once more before sweeping through the door.
"He's not serious, is he?" Tezuka asked looking over at Oshitari who was smirking evilly. That was all the confirmation Tezuka needed to know he was going to be in trouble later. "I thought he was just kidding about that part." He sighed and adjusted his own cape before leaving, Oshitari's chuckles following him out the door.
