Everyone was doing what there doing. Then kisuke walked in with grimmjow and ulquiorra. Ichigo,renji,rukia,uryu,chad,and the others that fought 1 or 2 espadas said " WHY ARE THEY DOING HERE!" Kisuke said "well they said they turned on Aizen" everyone said "haha PROVE IT!" showed a video of aizen talking smack and bad about them to. Ichigo said "thats enough,but what are you guys going to do?"
kenpachi walked over " well there's gonna be a lot,a lot of different types of songs where gonna sing,so maybe ulquiorra and i can sing screamo and grimmjow can do the guitar and ikkato can do the drums." Grimmjow busted out " OK! but what about the other ones" ulquiorra shacked his head yes and agreed. Kisuke said "grimmjow join renji and ikkato" then renji shouted " YES! im not gonna be by ikkato by myself any more!"
grimmjow walked over to where renji and ikkato were at. Then kisuke said " ulquiorra, hmm" then kisuke gave a good min of thinking that was really rare then had sparkle eyes saying " You can dance!" Ulquiorra walked over to the other dancers...
"OMG! you guys wheres KEIGO! and MIZUIOR!" ichigo walked over to uryu. "what do you think happened" keigo and mizuior walked into the room. "Hi you guys" everyone replied " WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING! YOUR ZIPPERS DOWN KEIGO!" Keigo fainted well as mizuior. Everyone stayed in the back saying " whos gonna kick them out of the room?!" Kenpachi said " you no what I got this weaklings" with his hands up then kicking on to Pluto.
few hours later
kenpachi and ulquiorra sang/screamed at the same time
" WERE GONNA KILL YOU! YOUR GONNA HAVE TO HEAD! ALL YOUR GONNA BE AT THE END IS BIG TRAIL OF BLOOD! LOOKING LIKE JACK THE RIPPER GOT TO YOU! YEAH YEAH YEAH WERE GONNA KILL YOU,YOU SON OF A *peep* YOUR BEST DICTION IS TO RUN AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
Ulquiorra asked "how is it so far?" it ended up with byakyua and renji hugging each other shivering, while everyone was holding there secret crush. Then byakyua got his ring finger and put it on renji mouth. "Don't worry i won't let that guy hurt you,my love" everyone screamed "What your in love with renji!" Byakyua had his whole body tomato red. He yelled "N...N...n...n...N... ok yes!" everyone gave a blank face but renji he was beat red.
Byakyua put his right hand on the right side of renjis face and his left hand on renji left side of his face while renji eyes got bigger and bigger as byakyua leaned in. Byakyua kissed renji and everyone gave a nose bleed. Then byakyua ended it. Renji then shouted "WH-WHY-WH- im in heaven" then he fainted.
ichigo said "hmm looks like he can go off the list." rukia said "what list?" ichigo replied " well if you need to know im by and he was on the list,well he was number 2." Rukia asked "whos number one,me?" she said with a giggle. ichigo giggled but then stopped it quickly by saying" your a good joker your number 4 & byakyua 1!" Byakyua gave big eyes then saying " I WOULD NEVER LOVE YOU! I LOVE RENJI!" then ichigo kissed him and byakyua slapped him. Renji woke up to see that ichigo kissed byakyua an the byakyua slapped him.
Renji went over there and punched ichigo. "Byakyua mine! mine i say and BYAKYUA! " byakyua started shivering. "I love you" byakyua thrugh his hands in the air squealing his head off and jumping into renji arms. Then renji falling to the ground "damn! your so tough your heavy." Byakyua jumped off and helped renji up, "oh my cutey you ok?!" renji said "at least your ok,then im ok."
Everyone shouted "BAND PRACTICE!" Byakyua did the girly wave to renji saying "will i she you later?"while sparkles and a pink back grounds behind him. Renji replyed " i don't know what are you later?" with a pink back ground behind him and sparkles to. "Maybe you can come to my house and we can fun in my room tonight at 8pm." "i wouldn't even iss it byakyua" everyone said " get a room."
Byakyua started spacing out when he looked the way renji was at and renji playing the drums,talking to grimmjow and laughing. Then out of know where grimmjow got slapped by a mad so to be boy friend. "Don't you ever talk to renji again!" Grimmjow suddenly rose up saying " Come on jealous puppy were just friends i just attend to be very funny to him."
Byakyua put his face in renji's "tell me what he did so i could be the same!" Then renji ran into the rest room and Byakyua and ichigo running in there.
Everyone stopped what they did and said "its over for the day and kenpachi go get renji befor he gets raped by byakyua." Kenpachi then walked in there.
"What the byakyua! ichigo! stopped trying to rape renji!" "HELP KENPACHI!" then kenpachi grapped byakyua and ichigo away from renji. Then renji ran out of the rest room screaming with his clothing torn and flash stepping away. Kisuke the patted rukias head then saying "good job how did you know ichigo and byakyua was gonna try to rape him?" rukia then said "i no those to,i just do" then everyone walked away. waving good by to each other.
There you go guys chapter to of my story. Some might not like what couples i said but i thought it would be funny so don't say anything like "OMG BYAKYUA AND RENJI OR ICHIGO AND RENJI YOUR AN IDIOT." so i ask you nicely please don't ill put chapter 3 up soon :D
