Henry had a feeling this wasn't going to go well. His grandpa and Killian had survived watching Peter Pan (Killian's idea) during their last family get together, and now that they'd seen that movie, more of his family wanted to watch the ones about them. Now, Henry, both his moms, Rumple, Killian, David, and Mary Margaret were all gathered to watch Snow White. Regina was prepared, knowing this movie wouldn't show the best of her, but she hadn't expected even the opening narration to be against her before she was even onscreen. The book opened, and the camera zoomed in on the first page.

Once upon a time, there lived a lovely little princess named Snow White.

"Little? Am I a child in this?" Mary Margaret asked.

"Actually I think you're supposed to be fourteen in this," Henry told her.

That was only the first inaccuracy, but it was only the beginning as they read on.

Her vain and wicked stepmother the Queen feared that someday Snow White's beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little princess in rags and forced her to work as a scullery maid. Each day the vain Queen consulted her magic mirror. "Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" And as long as the mirror answered "You are the fairest one of all," Snow White was safe from the Queen's cruel jealousy."

"Okay, this was never about jealousy, I never did that, and vain?" Regina asked. "Everyone believes this whole thing was about looks? I asked Sidney things, but that was never one of them. Who do they think I am, Captain Guyliner over there?"

"Hey!" Killian objected.

"Well, you are actually vain at times," Emma told him. Rumple didn't bother trying to hide his smirk.

"No one asked your opinion, Crocodile."

"Will both of you shut up?" Regina asked, exasperated.

Finally getting past the opening, the Queen appeared. Regina's eyes widened.

"What the hell am I wearing?"

"Vain," Killian whispered. The next thing he knew he was hanging from the ceiling by his hook. Rumple looked on approvingly.

"Nice touch, Regina, but a chandelier would look better. I can turn him into one of you want."

"Will you just shut up and get me down, Crocodile?"

"Now why would I do that?"

Emma was giving him a death glare.

"If you want him down so bad, Dearie, get him down yourself. You do actually have magic." Sometimes he swore she forgot that. Seconds later the pirate was back on the sofa, and they continued. They managed to get through the Queen being told Snow White was more beautiful than her, and a brief moment of Snow scrubbing the steps before she went to get more water and started talking to the birds.

"I do actually have a way with birds but is that really supposed to be me? I do not sound like that."

"Not too well drawn either," David noted. "They could have put as much work into drawing the people as they did the background."

The movie Snow leaned closer to the birds and whispered "Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell?"

"Talk about ironic," Regina grimaced.

"I was ten," Mary Margaret said quickly. "I didn't think anyone was going to get killed."

"When Henry was ten he figured out how to track down his birth mother through a closed adoption, and used your credit card to go get her," Regina pointed out, but didn't bring up the old hurt beyond that except to ask "Is Daniel in this at all?"

Henry shook his head. "No one ever heard a version of the story where he even existed. Sorry, Mom."

She sighed. "Don't be. It's probably better."

The movie went on. The secret turned out to be the well was a wishing well, and Snow started singing a song about wishing for her true love to find her. David wrapped an arm around her., and they both smiled thinking of how they always did find each other. They both agreed a better voice could have been used for the singing though. Then Prince Charming came on screen.

"Are they going to have any of us looking right?" David asked.

"And if you'd snuck up on me like that at our first meeting, you would have ended up with an arrow in you," Mary Margaret added.

The prince serenaded Snow as she looked on from the tower. It was a sweet moment, but not one Regina cared for.

"Can we fast forward through all this extreme sweetness before it gives me a cavity?"

There were no objections, and the next scene was the Queen telling the Huntsman to kill Snow White.

"Ok, at least that part is halfway right," Regina said, but everyone, her included, felt uncomfortable. She honestly did regret killing Graham, like so many other things, but there was no undoing it now. It eased things that once again, the movie version looked nothing like the real him. Of course, as in real life, he spared her. Although her running off into the woods was shown differently.

"So, the trees are coming alive? Is that supposed to be Regina's magic, or this part of the forest is just that way on it's own?" Mary Margaret asked.

"Well, it is the Enchanted Forest," Rumple reminded them.

"Actually," Henry told them, "It's just that she's so afraid she's imagining things being worse than they are."

"I'm that afraid just being in the forest? I don't have a bow and arrows or know how to defend myself?"

Sure enough, all the frightening eyes staring at her were revealed to be just animals, and, after a sweet song of course, they led her to a cottage.

"And now I'm just going inside uninvited? Well, at least I'm cleaning to pay for my keep."

By now everyone realized it was the Dwarfs home, and as it was cleaned there was yet another song.

"I like music as much as anyone, but does there really have to be a song every two seconds?" Regina complained.

"Actually, the Dwarfs usually do whistle while working," Mary Margaret said. "They love mining that much. Any work, really."

After yet more musical numbers, the Dwarfs came home and found Snow White trying to sleep. After introductions, Grumpy warned the others not to let her stay because of the Evil Queen.

"She's an old witch!"

"Old?" Regina asked. "Now that I take offense to. And no, that does not make me vain."

"I'm telling you, she's full of black magic," Grumpy continued. "She could even make herself invisible."

Everyone looked at Regina and she answered the unspoken question.

"Actually, I can't," she admitted. "Whenever I wanted to see something secretly I used the mirror, or a glamour spell to disguise myself if I wanted to see in person."

The Dwarfs all agreed to let Snow stay once she told them she would cook for them, especially when she said she could make apple dumplings.

"Really I'm not that good of a cook, especially with apples," Mary Margaret said. '"I don't think any of us are ever going to eat anything with apples in it ever again anyway."

"Apples are good. And you know I'm not going to try putting anyone under a sleeping curse again," Regina said. Especially after what nearly happened to Henry, she silently added, wishing she could forget that ever happened.

The movie continued with Snow making the Dwarfs clean up before supper, with them singing (sort of) as they did.

"Surprise surprise, another silly song," Regina groaned.

Finally they got to the point where she found out the Huntsman had tricked her, and went storming off to go after Snow White herself. The magic involved in her transformation to disguise herself frustrated both Regina and Rumple since they both knew magic didn't work that way.

"Those aren't even real ingredients for a potion," Regina complained. "And if I was worried about my looks, that wouldn't be the disguise I'd go for."

Rumple chuckled, and everyone looked at him.

"I was remembering the time you asked me to disguise you using a shape shifting spell. That didn't exactly turn out the way you'd hoped."

"Only because you didn't show up when I called for you."

Rumple smiled remembering what he'd been busy with at the time. That was right around the time he'd first met Belle, the very, very early days of first getting to know each other.

The film went from drama to comedy every few moments, and as soon as the transformation from Queen to old hag was over, it switched to Snow and the Dwarfs having a fun evening. They were playing music- again. This was starting to get beyond annoying for Regina as the song seemed to drag on.

"Ho hum, the tune is dumb. The words don't mean a thing. Isn't this a silly song for anyone to sing?" they sang.

"I agree. The tune is dumb," Regina commented. "Next time I want to curse someone, it will be to listen to the soundtrack to this thing day and night. No wait, even I'm more merciful than that."

When the musical part of the party ended, and the Dwarfs asked Snow to tell them a story.

"How much do you want to bet she tells it in song?" Regina asked.

"I'll actually take that bet," Hook told her. "They just had a song."

"What does the winner get?"

"Hmm, looser has to look like the movie version of themselves for a week, with you being the disguised old version? That's only fair, since the way I look in the movie is worse than the way the movie normally shows you."

"Fine. We have a bet then."

Emma and Henry, who'd both seen the movie before, tried to warn him, but he and Regina both said it wouldn't be fair to be told now.

The story started with Snow telling of meeting Charming and falling in love.

"I'm going to win," Hook said.

"Just give it a few seconds."

"Anyone could see that the prince was charming, the only one for me," the movie Snow started describing her true love.

Mary Margaret smiled softly and snuggled into David, remembering when she'd given him that nickname at their first meeting. That was when the music started.

"Oh no!"

Regina smirked, and Snow began singing 'Someday my Prince will come." Hook quietly tried backing out of the room, but Rumple grabbed him.

"You're not the kind of man to welch on a bet, are you Captain? Now either Regina changes you or I do, and I'll make it permanent."

So Hook grimaced as the spell was cast, and spent the rest of the movie running his fingers through his new perm and trying to make his mustache look less waxed.

When the song ended, there was actually part that even Regina had to laugh at. The Dwarfs insisted Snow use their beds, and they'd sleep downstairs. Once Snow was upstairs they proceeded to fight over the one pillow they had. Dopey ended up with the only feather left after they ripped the pillow apart. There was a brief scene of Snow praying, especially for Grumpy to like her, and then a clip of the Dwarfs curled up in carious places. Snow would have felt bad at taking their beds if this had been what happened, but the cartoon version was pretty funny.

The film switched back to the apple being poisoned with the sleeping curse, and the Evil Queen going to the cottage to wait for the Dwarfs to leave. When they did, each one warned Snow to be careful, including Grumpy, who she gave an extra long kiss on the head. That resulted in him looking like a love struck teenager for a few moments. David got a funny look on his face. When they were all gone, Snow was shown making pies, and the one she was working on ended up having Grumpy's name on it.

"You seem- especially concerned about Grumpy." David commented.

Mary Margaret looked at him a moment before understanding hit.

"You're actually jealous because of a cartoon version of events that happened completely differently in real life? And even in the movie it's just trying to win over someone and be friendly."

"Well, you did spend a lot of time together."

"David, it's like having seven older brothers."

"I do have to say, Grumpy is probably my least favorite of your friends," Regina said, remembering the time she'd brought lasagna to a celebration and he'd asked her if the secret ingredient was poison. She couldn't blame him given her past, but it had still stung.

Of course, everyone knew what would happen next, Snow being offered the apple and biting it, falling asleep seemingly forever. Now it was Mary Margaret's turn to be offended.

"So, supposedly I was dumb enough to just fall for that? No threats if I didn't eat it? Even being told it was a magic wishing apple I wouldn't have fallen for that."

"It's way worse in the Grimms' version." Henry told her. "She actually tried to kill you three times. The apple was her last try. The first time was with a corset, and the second time with a comb."

She grimaced, but sat back and watched the rest of the movie. No one said a word about how things had really happened when she'd bitten the apple. No one wanted to relive it, and in the grand scheme of things it had been a minor incident compared to everything else that had happened, no matter how the movie showed it.

The Dwarfs all rushed to the rescue after the animals warned them. They were too late to stop Snow from biting the apple, but they were able to chase the Evil Queen to the edge of a cliff. She tried tipping a boulder over on them with a stick.

"If things had really happened like this, wouldn't you have used magic?" Emma asked.

"Depends on how I'd really disguised myself," Regina answered. "A glamour charm only changes how people see you, but a shape shifting spell blocks other magic."

The edge of the cliff gave way when lightning struck it, and the Evil Queen was crushed by falling rocks as two vultures circled downward.

"Perfect. I'm buzzard chow. Whatever happened to this Disney guy anyway?"

"I asked the same thing when we watched Peter Pan," Hook told her. "He died years back."

"Lucky for him," Regina muttered under her breath.

The end was what they all knew. The Dwarfs grieved believing Snow dead, but they all knew the Prince was about to show up. Words came on screen to describe his search.

The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.

"You did have help," Rumple reminded David.

"I do have to admit, finding her would have been much harder without that ring."

Snow woke, the Prince carried her off, and the movie ended. Henry looked at Regina.

"Sorry, Mom. I know it doesn't show you how you really are or things how they happened."

Regina shrugged. "At least we know what really happened and that I've done my best to change. And I do get some consolation." She smirked at Hook.

"It wasn't a fair bet."

"Yes it was. Neither of us had seen this before. I didn't know for sure any more than you did. Relax. In a week you'll be back to normal."

It was time for everyone to go home. It took forever to convince Hook to go out in public looking like he did. Rumple was the last to leave.

"You know Grandpa, there is a movie about you and Belle, if you really want to see it. You don't exactly look the best in it either though, but it does have a happy ending for you."

"I've already been drawn as an actual crocodile. I think I can handle however this one has me looking."

So Henry handed him a copy of Beauty and the Beast. This business of everyone seeing themselves in the Disney movies was getting interesting.