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Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon, only my creations.
CHAPTER 2
At 2:21 AM Yibodo woke up saying "What's going on?" because he heard his Pokémon panicking because they had heard 20 Hellhounds, 18 Empousa, 2 Hydra, 20 Mares of Diomedes, 52 Potamoi, 58 Oceanids, 51 Phoenixes, and Python trying to get into the Pokécenter to fight Yibodo(though he didn't know that). "Why are you panicking?" He asked his Pokémon.
"PI PUKICHAKA PIKACHU PUKA PIKU KACHU!" 'THE MONSTERS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!' Chandler yelled.
"They're not going to kill me by a long shot! Even if they try!" Yibodo jumped out of bed and grabbed his headband, putting it on and turning invisible. "I'm going to fight, who's with me?" His Pokémon roared, letting him know that they would follow him anywhere. "Awesome! Let's go kill those monsters!" He then ran out into the lobby while turning 8 of his bracelets into spears, one necklace into a belt, 12 of his necklaces into swords, one other necklace into a longbow, yet another necklace into a short bow, 3 other necklaces into shields, 11 bracelets into arrows that always returned to the quiver if he (Yibodolulahaep) wanted it to, another bracelet into quiver, and his anklets into armor. He then shot some arrows at the hellhound, shouting, "Electric, use Blastifier! Fire-types, use Green-flame, White-flame, Purple-flame, Blue-flame, Red-flame, and Brown-flame all at once! Dark-types use Black-flame and Darkness(that's a move where Dark Energy comes from the ground and entraps the opponent in a black ball of Dark Energy that does away with it for how long it's been alive plus 100 quintuplin millennium), Psychic-types use Psykokinosis (which is a move where the enemy is pounded with 2,000 to 8,000 rounds of 800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 white, 100,000,000 pink, 100,000,000,000,000,000,000, blue, 100,000,000,000,000 purple, 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 red, 100,000,000,000 yellow, and 100,000,000,000,000 brown light balls with a 200 km radius)! Water types use Itrinognala (which is a move where ice that cannot be shattered or cracked and spreads to everything touching it appears [probably around fire something that is already created or on its own]) on all the -flames to make Icey-Fire (which is an element/molecule [molecules are made up of elements btw] that I made up where Itrinognala covers fire, but the fire becomes super-duper burning-hot and the ice super-duper burning-cold [that means it gives anyone who touches it {even if they have special equipment on} an ice-burn] and it grows, too) and on the Blastifier to make Icey-lightning (which is Itrinognala surrounding lightning)! Flying-types use Stunifyer (which is a move where a tornado with all elements and molecules [an example of a molecule is carbon dioxide{it has one carbon and two oxygen}] in it, stunning the foes, doing incredible damage to the foes and only the foes [not surrounding stuff] each turn[though in this battle there's only going to one turn because it's a one-hit KO], making the foes flinch, entrapping them, entrapping them in Icey-Fire, and disintegrating them gradually)! Grass-types use Ginahilio (which is a move where a relevant natural disaster [such as a sudden earthquake or flood or Tsunami or hurricane or something] occurs, harming only the foes, but appearing to all who have an open enough mind)! Steel-, Ground-, and Rock-types use Gemnizer (which is a move where the opponents are enclosed and smothered in gemstone [such as ruby, diamond, emerald, sapphire, Amber, Amethyst, Jade, or others] or a metal [such as aluminum, lead, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper, Zinc, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium, Lanthanum, Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Gold, Mercury, Actinium, Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, or others])! Dragon-types use Ubalingo (which is a move where mirages of Pokémon, all ready to fight, appear differently to each opponent, temporarily paralyzing them with fear, and confusing them so that they kill each other)! Bug-types use Optinowakingo (which is a move where giant avatars that are part-every-bug-Pokémon appear, surrounding, terrifying, confusing, and seriously damaging the opponent)!" His Pokémon obeyed, obviating the monsters.
Surprisingly, only 5 people awoke from the noise, two of which went into the lobby to relieve their curiosity, but they (a boy named Ichiboudenga [who has short army-cut gold hair with navy blue, green, teal, silver, sky blue, white, and different shades of purple streaks, large navy blue eyes that turn a violent shade of purple when he gets super furious, bright, happy yellow when he's ecstatic, and pale blue when he's sad, an IQ of 250, a large nose, tanned olive skin, large ears, thin lips, long, beefy limbs, he's well-muscled, 5 feet 3 inches tall, good at swimming, Pokémon love him, loves nature, likes bright and dark colors, has good eyesight, can heal any illness past present or future, Itchi hates bullying and meanness, is Autistic, the kid of Apollo, 13.5 years old, has ADHD, and an awful sense of humor] a girl named Autumn [who has long wavy black hair with crimson, navy blue, green, gold, teal, silver, sky blue, white, and different shades of purple streaks, golden eyes that turn crimson when he gets super furious, bright, happy yellow when he's ecstatic, and pale blue when he's sad, an IQ of 270, a small nose, tanned Caucasian skin, small ears, thick lips, lanky limbs, she's thin, 5 feet 6 inches tall, sucks at swimming, can create thunderstorms, Pokémon love her, she can stomp or something and lightning comes down, loves nature, likes neon colors, has super good eyesight, can talk Pokémon, Autumn hates bullying and meanness, is dyslexic, the kid of Zeus, 14 years old, has ADHD, and an amazing sense of humor]) were well rewarded (they saw the battle).
"Yo, d'ja wanna come w' us?" Itchi said, popping out of his hiding place from which he saw the 20-second-long battle.
"Yeah! We could really use your help!" Autumn said, popping up beside him and grinning.
Yibodo nearly jumped out of his skin! "Where did you come from?" He shouted.
"We've been watching you the whole time!" Autumn replied.
"Oka…ay. Sure I'll join ya!" Yibodo decided to trust these two.
"Let's head out in the morning, OK?" Autumn said.
"Obviously." Itchi grumbled, getting irritated.
"Hey, no need to be a wet blanket!" Autumn yelled at him… Or at least it felt like yelling, she was actually just talking loudly and angrily.
"Sheesh, I was just saying!" Itchi scowled at Autumn, then abruptly turned on his heel and stomped away.
"Hey wait! I didn't mean it like that! Please don't be mad!" Autumn pleaded.
Itchi turned on her, fuming, "I'm not mad, I'm FURIOUS!" He yelled, practically screaming in anger. In fact, she (Autumn) was sent tumbling backwards, landing on her behind.
"Calm down, calm down." Yibodo said quickly, "Let's go to bed. We all need sleep. We have a long day tomorrow. Come on." He then started walking towards his bedroom. When he got there, he called to his Pokémon, climbed onto his bed, and promptly fell asleep.
The next day Yibodo woke at 9:42 AM to the 'wondrous' aroma of vomit mixed with burned coffee. Feeling like he was going to barf, Yibodo raced to the bathroom and promptly emptied his stomach of the contents of his previous day's dinner of hash browns, pancakes, waffles, mushrooms, Bell Peppers, bacon, sausage, syrup, and powdered sugar. "Chu chuu pika puiku pika?" 'Hey, Sir, are you feeling okay?' A blue-and-green Pikachu asked, worried.
"Did you smell that? It smelled like the aromas of vomit and burned coffee mixed together. To answer your question, I feel like I've been punched in the stomach by a Garchomp, pooped upon by a Rapidash, and vomited on by a Snorlax that just drank 200 gallons of burned coffee." Yibodo said, feeling sick again.
"!" The pikachu hopped up beside him and vomited, looking greenish (more than normal, I mean).
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