Scene 2 - Sweet Apple, Ohio

"SQUEEEEEE!" Elizabeta screamed into her phone, "I mean it was just like a dream Kiku!"

Eli's friend Kiku, while being happy for his friend finally being asked out by her long time crush, Roderich, had been listening to her rant and rave about her new boyfriend for almost two hours straight.

In his politest tone he excused himself from the conversation, "That's good Elizabeta-san, but I'll have to hang up now seeing as it is dinner time."

"Oh wait! Before you hang up I just wanted to tell you that I'm quitting the Gilbert Belldismdit club."

"Are you sure? You were such a good president..."

"Totally sure. I've got my own real life Gilbert now so I don't need the club anymore!"

"If that is what you really want to do then it is fine with me but your spot in the club will always be open if you ever want to come back."

"Thanks but no thanks. Bye Kiku!" she said as she hung up only to dial her friend, Bella's number.

"Hi Bella!"

"Hi Eli."

"What's the story morning glory?"

"What's the word hummingbird? Tell me quick about you and Roderich!"

-A few phone calls later-

Our brunette teenager was staring dreamily at a portrait picture of her Austrian steady when she heard her mother calling her name from downstairs.

"Eli! There's some lady on the phone who wants to speak to you!" Eli's mom yelled.

Running down the stairs at a lightning pace, she grabbed the phone from her with a quick "Thank you Antonia!"

"No problem mi Niño-" Tonia did a double take, "Did you just call me my name?"

"Yeah. Don't give me that look. Calling you your first name makes us seem more like friends don't you think?"

Mrs. Vargas sat down next to her husband on the nearby couch, "Lovi!

Our daughter called me 'Antonia'!"

Mr. Vargas just stared at his wife, "And?"

"It's just weird!"

"Just go eat a goddamn tomato and forget about it," he said turning back to his newspaper.

Mrs. Vargas instantly perked up, "Okay!" she said, skipping to the kitchen without another thought about her former worries.

(Back to Eli)

"Hello?"

"Hello. This is Alice Kirkland. Is this Elizabeta Vargas?"

"Yes."

"Well you'll be happy to know that out of all girls in America, you've been selected to be given a kiss by Gilbert Belldismdit this Saturday. We'll be in touch Miss Vargas!" and with that, that wonderful woman (Eli was in such a state of shock that she forgot her

name) hung up.

"Antonia?" she called weakly.

"Mother?" a little bit louder.

"MOMMY!" she screamed as she nearly had a fan girl spasm.

Mrs. Vargas charged into the room like a raging bull, "What is it?"

she asked as she (literally) caught her offspring in an awkward hug.

"GILBERT BELLDISHMIDT IS COMING TO SWEET APPLE TO KISS ME!" she shrieked.

Watching the whole ordeal was Feliciano, Eli's little brother. Feli wasn't the brightest crayon in the box or the sharpest tool in the shed so he just dismissively shook his head and went back to coloring his picture of a butterfly landing on a flower.

A/N: I forgot to include Luddy in the last cast list but I'm fixing it now!

GERMANY: Ludwig Welldismdit – Ed Sullivan

HUNGARY: Elizabeta Vargas – Kim MacAfee

ROMANO: Lovino Vargas – Mr. Harry MacAfee

FEM!SPAIN: Antonia Vargas – Mrs. Doris MacAfee

ITALY: Feliciano Vargas – Randolph MacAfee

JAPAN: Kiku Honda – Ursula

BELGIEM: Bella – Alice (not a main character but I wanted someone to be Alice since I was Alice in the play.)

Song in my head: Mahna Mahna by Cake (No lyrics for this one cause the only words are "Mahna Mahna" and "do" but it's an addicting song none the less!)