"Shit." Benedict whimpered.
"Move over fella." Nyx growled, and leaped over his head while preparing her laser. The weapon warmed up, and a beam flew over the guard's head. "Well today sure isn't my day." She yelled, dodging one of the guard's blows to her head.
"Time's up Benedict." The villain of this 'adventure' chuckled, lunging towards the small Irken currently huddled in a corner like a baby.
"If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise." He sang.
"Now's a great time to cry Benny." The cyborg yelled while giving the attacking Irken a blow to the head, causing it to stumble.
"If you go down to the woods today, you better go in disguise." He continued. The shape shifting creature almost flickered images, before settling on its previous guise of Ophelia. It sat down, and wrapped its arm around Benedict.
"For every bear that every there was, will crowd here together because." It finished.
"Great. A sing along." The cyborg rolled her eyes as she prepared her next weapon. The male Irken's hand twisted the rope in his hand and slid that hand behind Ophelia's shoulder.
"That's not how the song goes, Ophelia." He murmered. The female Irken tilted it's head, only to feel it slip into a rope. It's airstream started to dwindle as the noose tightened. "You know that Ophelia. I sing it to you every day, Ophelia." The male shouted, spitting out this creature's supposed name. "You don't even deserve to bear that name you ignorant piece of shit!" The so-called Ophelia gagged, and flickered its eyelids. They eventually closed shut, and Benedict was panting heavily.
"You seemed to have fun doing that." Nyx pointed out. The male Irken shrugged, and retrieved his noose.
"The real one's much more annoying. Kind of glad she's not really here. But this whole experience has caused me to act a little nicer." He explained, grabbing another vine. He swung towards the nearest branch, progressing further towards their island destination.
"Did you kill it?" the cyborg asked, as it followed him. He shook his head.
"But it will be unconscious for a while. We should make more progress now." He glanced at his Index. "We should really hurry. We lost valuable time." He opened his spider legs in his PAK and hurried forward.
"Wait up you bastard!" Nyx called out, struggling to catch up.
"Today's the day, the teddy bears have their picnic~"
Benedict lowered himself onto the island ground.
"Finally. Land sweet land." He smiled. He knelt down and picked up some dirt. Letting it fall to the ground, he stood once again.
"What's so special about this place?" Nyx muttered, landing next to Benedict.
"It's where we can live." He explained blankly, hand in his pocket. "It's also where people die." He spun to face the cyborg, knife in hand.
"So that's what in that pocket. I expected something kinky, the way you kept calling me 'your dear' on the way here." She chuckled.
"Don't fuck with me, darling. I have a knife. And a noose. Basically, I can kill you if I wish." He growled. "And believe me, I wouldn't hesitate at all."
"I have arm plasma cannons." She chuckled, showing off this ability as she spoke.
"I'm so scared of your puny little knife right now." The two circled around each other. The male Irken lunged forward towards the cyborg's legs, and wrapped the rope around them. Nyx lashed out at the pest on her legs, and he skidded back away from the attack, causing the rope to tighten. The bionic human stumbled and landed on her non-artifical leg, causing it to snap. She cursed repeatedly as she clutched her leg.
"You afraid now?" He chuckled, pulling his rope back.
"Nope. It'll take more than that." She groaned, raising her plasma cannon. It fired, and Benedict raised his dagger in attempt to shield himself. Most of the ammo was dodged. It was unusually small ammo for a cyborg. But human technology is inferior to that of Irkens, so it kind of figures they would do something that stupid.
As the ammo was fired back towards its starting position, Nyx's eyes widened, and the blast hit her face, causing a horrible mix of plasma and human blood to be released into the atmosphere.
The End of Nyx the stupid cyborg. He thought. He spun on his heels, only to be greeted by yet another scowling face.
"Today is not my day with the ladies is it?" He chuckled.
"You didn't kill her you bastard." The female Irken growled. Her dark blue eyes seemed to stare into his soul, and he shuddered.
"I know. But I broke her leg and dismembered her face. She's going to bleed to death anyway." He retorted. "Don't make me do the same to you. I'd be a shame to destroy such a pretty face." The female whipped her head away.
"Try that again and you'll be in the same state as little miss cyborg over there." She grimaced.
"Don't worry, my dear. I'm much smarter than that." He chuckled.
"Good." She smirked. "It'd be a shame to destroy such a pretty face."
