"I think she wants to shank me." Superphlua Jordan-Johnson thought as she looked at the girl with blue bangs. Superphlua had always been a nervous girl, and her first impressions of people were almost always wrong. She had been at Hogwarts for only a week and she didn't know if she would be able to handle the entire year here. Hogwarts was never Superphlua's first choice. She didn't even really like magic since she was quite bad at it. Her parents, being two gay men who were also wizards, had insisted that she attend Hogwarts like they did when they were boys. They had such fond memories of the school where they had met and fell in love with each other. They wanted their adopted daughter to have just as much fun as they did. But so far she was off to a bad start.
Superphlua's dads were named Harry Potter-Malfoy and Draco Malfoy-Potter. They nicknamed their daughter Superphlua Jordan-Johnson so that she wouldn't be scrutinized when she came to Hogwarts. They had been sorta famous in their hey-day. Harry had defeated the dark lord back in the day. Draco had been the perpetual foil to Harry's heroic adventures. But after the spell that Voldemort had cast upon some of the people was broken, Draco realized the true way. So the two fell in love and settled down to raise a family. They didn't want Superphlua to only be associated with her two dads, so they did some sort of gay make-over spell on her so she wouldn't be recognized. Lily Nightshade looked over at Superphlua again. Lily was feeling a little forlorn and was really starting to miss her boyfriend Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day and her bff Pop Sensation Avril Lavigne. She got up and sat next to Superphlua.
"Hi, I'm Lily Nightshade," she said, holding out her hand to Superphlua.
"Oh my God! You scared me!!" Superphlua screamed. Everyone in the commons room turned their head towards the commotion and Superphlua blushed deep red. "I'm sorry about that, I get scared easily. My name is Superphlua. It's nice to meet you Lily Nightshade."
Lily didn't know what to think of Superphlua. She had a weird name and she constantly looked like a deer in headlights. But she seemed nice enough. Maybe they could hang out, Lily doubted that Superphlua had any friends since she was a new student.
"What classes are you in?" Lily asked. "I'm in Professor Weasley's class. He teaches Dark Arts."
Superphlua decided not to share with Lily that she had a gigantic crush on Professor Ronald Weasley. At least not yet.
"I have him too; I just transferred into his class though. I have him next period," said Lily.
"Me too. Maybe we could walk to class together." And so they did after lunch break was over.
On their way to class, Lily asked Superphlua what house she'd been sorted into. "Gryffindor" she said. "What about you?"
"I dunno, they haven't sorted me yet! I hope I get into Slytherin! I heard that's where all the cool kids are!" Lily squealed.
There was a super special sorting ceremony for Lily that evening. She got sorted into Gryffindor, much to the delight of Superphlua. "You can be my BFF at Hogwarts," Lily said, "and maybe one day you can meet my other BFF Teen pop sensation Avril Lavigne"
"No way! Avril Lavigne is your BFF?" Superphlua asked.
"Hells yes, she's my BFF. I've only known her since before things got 'Complicated'," answered Lily. "She's sooo cool. She showed me how to do my hair and make-up. That's how I got Billy Joe Armstrong of Green Day to fall for me"
Superphlua was amazed, she didn't know anyone as cool as Lily existed, and it seemed as though she wanted to be Superphlua's friend! Maybe this year at Hogwarts wouldn't be as bad as she had predicted. And maybe, just maybe she would gather up enough courage to tell Professor Weasley how she felt about him. Yes, this would indeed be an interesting year.
