No Chance In Hell

John Cena Ashley Massaro

Summary: Ashley Massaro is a rebel. Not only in WWE but also in real life. She's perfect with her life with her friends and with her boyfriend. But what will happen if she'll be included in an arranged marriage that her parents are planning to do? Nonetheless, the guy that'll be her fiancé is the one who she hates the most! What will happen in the relationship with her boyfriend? Pairings: it'll just come!

A/N: I don't own anyone from WWE. I own the OC's! 'Kay? If I do own John… okay… I'll stop! Let's just be at peace!

Chapter 2.

"You?" He asked as well as he laughed.

"Mom, dad," Ashley turned to her parents, frantic. "What is he doing here?" She asked quickly.

"Do you know him, Ashley?" Sabrina asked her.

"Yes! He's one of the wrestlers I work with." She replied.

"Well, that is great. You will not have to know your fiancé that much anymore." Her mother replied.

"FIANCE?" John and Ashley chorused with wide eyes.

"Ashley, we told you about the arranged marriage so don't try to ruin it." Philip threatened.

"This is bull." His oldest daughter murmured.

"What was that?" Mrs. Cena asked her.

"Oh…" She laughed. "I said that John is cute." She added. 'What the fuck was that, Ashley Massaro?' She thought as she felt she was about to puke.

"Well, I'm Carol Cena. And this is John's father, John Cena too." Carol Cena introduced herself at Ashley. "And also, these are John's brothers… Dan, Matt, Steve and Sean. Matt will be your sister's fiancé." Carol told her nicely.

Ashley looked at Jamie and Matt. And they were flirting well. 'This is fucked up!' She shook her head.

"Well, let's have our dinner. Shall we?" Sabrina clapped her hands and smiled to them.

……………………………

"So," Sabrina started, "you both know each other, right?" She turned to Ashley.

"I just said that earlier." Ashley said, with sarcasm in her voice.

Then, she felt someone kicked her leg under the table. She looked across of her and it was Jamie.

"What's your fuckin' problem?" Ashley spat at her.

"What?" Jamie glared.

"You just kicked my leg." The older one told the younger one.

"So?" The other blonde cocked an eyebrow.

"Oh, so, you want me to kick your ass, then?" Ashley narrowed her eyes to Jamie.

"You two stop it." Phillip told them.

"You are so dead." Ashley mouthed, glaring daggers to her.

"Both of you are in the same brand, right?" Carol asked Ashley.

"Yes. We are." She nodded, nicely.

"So, that means that you both know each other that well?" Sabrina asked.

"No." Ashley shook her head. "Actually, we both hate each other." Now, she nodded.

"How is that, John?" His mother turned to her.

"Oh… well… we really like—"

"Oh, c'mon, John! Don't be such a phony and tell them the truth!" Ashley laughed, cutting him off.

"What truth?" John's father raised an eyebrow to him.

"Well—" John started but once again, Ashley cut him.

"The truth is… he can't make his day without making a prank on me." Ashley nodded.

"John? Is that true?" Carol asked her own son, shocked.

John felt defeated and he weakly nodded.

"What kind of prank?" Sabrina asked Ashley.

Flashback

"That is so disgusting, man!" Chris Irvine told John as he had a bucket in his hand.

"Well, the more this is disgusting… the more it is fun." John smirked.

"But, it's not funny for her anymore, man!" Christian told the Champ.

"Oh, c'mon! It's just a prank!" The oh-so called 'Doctor of Thugonomics' whined as they opened a door.

"Why are you even doing this to her?" Chris whispered to him.

John smiled with evil in his eyes. He took the dead squid from the bucket and placed it on Ashley's face.

She was having this really nice dream when she felt something slimy and wet on her face. She quickly sat up and saw a squid on her lap. She screamed in fright, getting it out from her. But then, she heard laughing outside of the room. So, she ran there, opening it. She saw John, Chris and Christian laughing so hard.

Ashley breathed in and screamed, "Fuck you in hell, Cena! I hate you so fuckin' much! I hope you die and rot in the fuckin' blue hell! I hate you!" She walked back in her room, slamming the door hard and slid down crying.

End

"John Felix Anthony Cena! How dare you do that to a girl?" Carol asked him, not believing that her son could do that.

"He just wasn't there to comfort me." Ashley muttered, looking down. "I'll just be at the backyard if you need something." She stood up from her seat and left.

…………………………

"Yeah. But, as if, Jess!" Ashley exclaimed as she was talking with one of her friends.

"Well, you want to talk to Sonny Moore?" Jessica Collins smirked on the other line.

"How?" Ashley laughed.

"I have 3 tickets and 3 backstage passes to their concert on Saturday here. My uncle was one of their assistant managers." Jessica nodded.

Ashley squealed in joy, "you totally made my day, lovely!"

"So, I have this feeling that you are coming, right?"

"Duh!"

"Okay… so we'll meet at Starbucks tomorrow by 3. We'll talk about it."

"You know I will come!"

-Beep-

"Oops. Hold on for a sec. Call wait." Ashley said and clicked a button. "Hello?"

"Hey, babe." He greeted her.

"Hey, angel!" She smiled as she heard his voice. "Hold for a sec, angel. Jess is on the other line." She said and clicked a button again. "Hey, Jess. Need to go. My boyfriend called. I'll see you tomorrow." They both bid their goodbyes and Jessica finally hung up.

Ashley clicked it to her boyfriend again and they started talking. Few minutes had passed. She, then, saw John came out, walking towards her.

"Drinking, eh?" He asked, getting a bottle too and sat down on the other chair.

"Who is that?" Ashley's boyfriend asked when he heard the voice.

"Oh, that's my brother, angel." She lied.

"Well, I need to go now." He told her.

"Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you." Ashley smiled.

"Love you too. Take care." With that, he hung up.

Ashley took a swig from her beer and put down her phone.

"Out of all people… why you, John Cena?" She spoke, looking to him.

"Well, according to my mom, your dad and my dad are business partners. And they were so concerned about us, the heirs for their businesses, having no spouses yet." He replied.

"You just had a girlfriend." Ashley rolled her eyes.

"They didn't like Amy that much. Only mom likes her. And, she's having storylines between Hardy, Glenn and Adam. We can't do anything about it. I'm getting jealous about it too." He simply shrugged.

"Why not Trish?"

"You want Dave to kill me?"

"Oh, I'll be glad. Well, why not Candice? Why not hit Christy?"

"Candice? Are you kiddin' me? She ain't my type, ya know! And Christy, she's not my type either. 'Sides, I like somebody else."

"Who do you like?"

"Ya think I would say it to ya? No, way, man!"

"C'mon, spill it out! It'll be our secret. I promise!" Ashley grinned at him.

"I ain't talkin' no more." John shook his head.

Flashback

"Man! The diva search is getting hotter and hotter!" Christian said, looking over the divas.

John just shrugged. Sure, they were all hot. But, he just couldn't seem to get a particular diva out of his mind.

"John, hey! John to earth!" Chris snapped and waved a hand in front of his friend.

John got out of trance and looked to Chris. "What's up?" He asked.

"What is up with you? You seem to be day dreaming, man." Chris laughed.

"I just couldn't get her out of my head!" John exclaimed, shaking his head.

"Who?" Christian and Chris asked in unison.

"Someone." John remained silent.

"A diva?" Chris asked him.

John just nodded.

"Now, that is unbelievable." Christian nodded and got back to his work.

End

"C'mon, Cena! Just spill it." Ashley playfully slapped his arm.

John got a swig on his drink and just looked at her.

"I prolly' not say it to you. You're someone I hate too much to love." He said, standing up.

"Now," Ashley looked down as John left, "that is interesting." She nodded.

Who could it be?

'And she has a boyfriend. I don't have any chances on her.' He thought, going to his room.

…………………………………

"'Quel amrun! (Good morning!)" Ashley started the day with very hyper elves' words.

"Auta Miqula Orqu. (Go kiss an orc.)" John replied when she sat down on her seat for breakfast.

"Amin delotha lle. (I hate you.)" Ashley narrowed her eyes on him.

"Okay. Can you please stop being elves?" Sabrina told them.

"I cannot stop being an elf, I'm one of them!" Ashley put a hurt look on her face.

"Whatever." Jamie rolled her eyes and just continued eating.

They all just ate breakfast and talked about stuffs. Both their fathers talked about business and their mothers were just talking about girl's stuffs. Jamie and Matt were talking. John's brothers were asking Ashley so many questions 'bout band stuff. And John just simply ate his breakfast.

After Ashley ate her breakfast, she went to her room and changed to her workout gear. Then, she got a bottle of water before she went down to the basement where the little gym was. When she got there, she quickly saw John in front of the punching bag, increasing the strength and the footwork's. So, for warm up, she put on her iPod and started stretching. After few minutes, she felt a muscle just below her shoulder ached. She held but she felt it more aching. She felt John's hand on the muscle, making her look at him.

"You didn't execute it the right way. Now, you'll do it like this." John held her up and helped her stretched it out.

"Ow!" She whined as she felt the pain.

John let go of it. She started swinging it around and the pain was gone. Ashley looked at him.

"Why did you do that?" She asked him.

"I'm here to help. And, I'm just helping for you to know what's right and what's wrong." He replied, going back to the in front of the punching bag.

'That is just weird.' She rolled her eyes. 'But, yeah… thanks.' She nodded.

"John," She turned to him.

John stopped whatever he was doing and looked at her.

"Have a problem?" He asked.

"Thanks." She smiled at him.

"It's just my job" He nodded.

So, with that, both of them got back to work.

That's pretty much about it... haiii... for all those who reviewed... even if you're only 2 persons... thanks! And well... i need to go.. hope ya'll enjoyed this one... it's not the best but i'm trying so hard to make it better... i'm havinf ideas in my mind again... might start a new story... well... please... you've alreasy read this.. so, please! Review! I need your reviews, people! Kk? Love ya'll! muwackx! til here... xoxo Mitch!