Hey guys, hope you all enjoyed The Chapter based on the Killing Joke. Honestly I wrote that one in preparation for the movie coming out. Anyways here is another one. Let's see how long it takes for you to realize what this is a rendition of.


RWBY AND NPR

"I really hope this next one is a little more light hearted, I don't think I can handle seeing Jaune as that psychotic clown again." Pyrrha said as the others agreed.

What they saw was disturbing as hell, the fact that Jaune could be driven to insanity was a scary thought. It made them wonder what else could happen? Could Pyrrha have been what they were starting to call the Joker? She shivered at the thought, and she instantly locked those thoughts away. What could have caused her to go crazy? An image of her possibly dead son popped into her mind, and once again she had to repress those thoughts. No, there was no way Jaune, nor anyone she knew would end up like the Joker. Not if she had anything to say about it.

"Yeah, after that, we could really use the break." Weiss said as she still had trouble believing what she was seeing.

The camera zoomed into a large mansion. It seemed to have a gothic exterior with white banners with a snowflake hanging from some of the walls. Whoever lived here must have been insanely rich.

"HEY! THAT'S MY HOUSE!" Weiss yelled as everyone stared at her.

"Your house is freaking castle?!" Yang yelled as Weiss nodded.

"Hello, my family is rich, and my dad is an asshole who likes to show off, of course its a castle." She said as she didn't know why the screen was showing her house.

The camera then switched to a different scene. A couple looking into each other's eyes, their bodies weary from a long day of fighting against the forces of Grimm. They had one crazy day, but in the end they prevailed. It also didn't help that they were also working to gather information with the help of a dusty old crow. Overall, they had an eventful day.

The shorter one took off her hood. Revealing a pale face, with red tinted hair and silver eyes.

"Hey! It's me again! Except my outfit looks different!" She said as she added some gray into her uniform.

"So who is the other one?" Yang asked as she looked at the screen.

She then leaned over and kissed the other person in front of her lovingly.

"WOAH! Little sister got a boyfriend!" Yang yelled as Ruby blushed.

"WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! I did not sign up for this! CONSENT!" She yelled out as everyone looked at her.

"Ruby, its just another world, its not actually you, take it easy." Weiss said as she turned back to watch.

Her partner kissed back, the face being covered in shadows. Making it hard for anyone to make out who it was. But Ruby knew who it was, and that was all that mattered. She pulled back, a small trial of saliva being left over as she finally spoke.

"That was needed after a day like this." She said as her partner stepped out of the shadows.

"Tell me about it, Can't believe there were so many Grimm." Weiss said as her face was revealed.

Everyone went dead silent. Yang for the first time in her life was speechless. Blake had a bit of a nosebleed going on. Team NPR heads were swimming with possibilities. Nora shrugged because she saw it coming. Ren was currently covering the small bulge that had appeared in his pants. Pyrrha had her mouth covered as a blush covered her face. Ruby was blushing like a tomato as she couldn't believe what she was seeing.

But Weiss, Weiss had the best reaction.

"WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!" Weiss said as she turned to Ruby.

"HOW DARE YOU KISS ME?!" She said as Ruby was blushing and holding up her hands.

"WOAH! WOAH! NOT ME!" She said as Blake held Weiss back.

"WEISS! REMEMBER! YOU SAID IT WAS ANOTHER WORLD! TAKE IT EASY!" Blake yelled to calm down the heirress.

"WWWEEEEEEIIIIIIIISSSS!" A voice yelled out as everyone turned to Yang.

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL RUBY'S INNOCENCE!" She yelled as her eyes had gone red an she was cracking her knuckles.

Now it was Weiss's turn to be afraid.

"I DID NOTHING! I AM COMPLETELY INNOCENT! NOT ME! NOT ME!" She said as she grabbed Ruby and pushed her in front of her for protection.

"AND NOW YOU ARE GROPING MY SISTER'S BREASTS?! I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!" Yang yelled as Weiss took a look at where she had grabbed Ruby.

Only to realize that Ruby was currently blushing because she had accidentally grabbed her surprisingly perky breasts.

"Oh shit." Weiss said as she ran away.

Blake meanwhile was writing in her little notebook.

"A forbidden love between the house of rose, and the house of snow." She thought as she was currently planning her own smut novel.

Ren once again, hiding the bulge in his pants. Nora laughing her ass off. And Pyrrha giggling at watching Weiss get scared.

After things had calmed down, and Yang was not trying to kill Weiss, they sat back down again.

"If you try anything, you're dead." Yang said as Weiss nodded meekly.

"Still though, doesn't it feel like we forgot something?" Ruby asked as Weiss smiled.

"You're just worrying too much, come on, let's go to bed, I have an itch you just need to scratch right now." She said with a wink.

The Ruby on screen (And the one off screen) Blushed a deep red, then the one on screen got really excited as she unsheathed her scythe and placed it on the end table with Weiss's rapier. She then took off her boots and followed Weiss to the bed.

She laid down in the bed next to Weiss as they held each other for a small bit. Each one just looking into each other's eyes, not caring about a single thing in the world. Not caring about the war going on. Not caring about the Grimm. Not caring about any of the people they had fought in their quest for intel. Now it was just them, and them only.

It was all going well.

"There's something I haven't figured out yet..." Pyrrha said as they paused it.

"What do you mean?" Yang asked resisting the urge to strangle Weiss for trying to sleep with her sister.

"Well, what does Jaune have to do with this?" Pyrrha asked as everyone suddenly went blank.

"Hey yeah, we haven't seen Jaune at all in this, what is going on?" Ruby said as Weiss scratched her head.

"Come to think of it, yeah its just been me and...uh...Ruby so far." Weiss said as Blake blushed.

"Oh..OH...OHHHH! Maybe...Maybe you have an...open relationship?" Blake suggested as you could hear a loud creaking sound as Yang's head practically turned 180 degrees to look at Blake.

"Come...again?" Yang said as Blake felt terrified of her partner.

"I'm just saying, its possible that the three of them are...intimate?" She said as Yang glared at her.

"One more person on my list of people to kill when we get out of here." Yang said as she was now thinking of killing Jaune, Blake, and Weiss.

And then there was a knock.

"Special Delivery!"

"OH GOD THIS IS A PORNO!" Yang cried out as she had seen this a hundred times.

The handsome delivery guy comes in with a giant package and walks in on the bisexual couple. Oh god this was going to be a nightmare. Her little sister and her team mate were porn stars! How humiliating!

"AAAGGGHHH!" Suddenly a delivery man burst through the door.

But not just any delivery man. A FAT delivery man. He worse a brown uniform that was way too tighter for his body. With the badge saying FBD on his chest. But the most prominent thing about him was that not only was he fat. But that he had striking blue eyes and blond hair.

"THERE'S JAUNE!" Ruby yelled as everyone's mouth dropped.

"Holy." Weiss

"Shit." Yang

"He." Ruby

"Is." Blake

"So." Nora.

"Damn." Ren.

"FAT!" Pyrrha finished.

The fat bastard pulled out a giant gun as he pointed it at the two huntresses. He had been tracking them down ever since they got away from him at the Vacuo fried chicken. It hadn't been easy, and more than once he had to stop to get food on the way.

"Surprise Surprise!" Had said as he was brandishing the weapon.

Surprisingly however, he was pointing it at Weiss.

"Listen Weissy! Do you fancy another go?" He said with a grin.

"Wait, what does he mean?" Weiss said as she was confused.

"Cause once you've had fat, you never go back! HA HA HA HA!" Jaune yelled as he played with his right man boob.

"Oh...My...God...WEISS SLEPT WITH JAUNE!" Nora yelled as Pyrrha's vision locked onto Weiss.

"Must...Kill...Snow...Bitch." Pyrrha thought as a robot voice went off in her head.

"BAH HA HA HA! OH MY GOD! WEISS SLEPT WITH FAT JAUNE!" Yang had forgotten her previous anger, because this was hilarious.

"I DID NOT!" She yelled as she turned to the screen.

Weiss grimaced at the memory as she remembered being completely crushed under his weight. Why the hell did Ruby have to get the easy job of doing surveillance while she had to do seduction missions. She recognized this man well.

Name: Jaune Arc. Codename: FAT BASTARD

He supposedly worked for Salem and her cronies. Turns out he did, but he was pretty much a glorified hitman who had never been caught. And apparently they were his next targets.

"Oum damn it." Weiss said as she went and cried in a corner.

She could handle it if it was regular Jaune, but Fat Bastard just made her look desperate. Then again, she was on a seduction mission, so it was probably necessary. But she still felt dirty.

Pyrrha was still mad at her for stealing her man, even if he was fat, he was still Jaune. And nobody stole her fat man away from her.

"Fat Bastard? Man who was the asshole who came up with that codename?" Blake said as that was kind of a dick move.

"SHUT UP YOU BASTARD...Who is also fat." Ruby said as she was running out of insults.

"Eh, you got that right." Jaune said as he pointed the gun at both of them.

"Before you kill us, I have one question." Weiss said as she looked into his eyes.

"Are you happy?" She asked as Jaune scoffed.

"What kind of stupid question is that? I'M RICH AND I'M DEAD SEXY!" He yelled as he once again was playing with his man boobs and making sexual noises.

"Oh god, Vomit Boy, I don't know what happened to you, but please stop making those noises." Yang said as she was getting more disturbed.

"But you didn't answer my question, are you happy?" She asked as Jaune suddenly looked sad.

"Of Course I'm not Happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob! I have bigger titties than you do!" He yelled out in misery at Weiss.

"Meh, a lot of people do." Yang said as Weiss glared at her.

"EXCUSE ME?!" She yelled in anger.

"I've got more chins than a chinese phonebook!" He yelled out as sad music started to play.

"Who are the Chinese?" Ren asked confused as to who that group of people was.

"I've not seen my dick in three years! Which is long enough to declare legally dead!" He yelled as his face took on a pained look and the sad music intensified.

"Am...I the only one who genuially feels sad right now?" Nora said as the sad music and Jaune's misery were getting to her.

"I can't stop eating..." He said as he was close to crying.

Ruby felt sympathy for the fat man. While Weiss maintained a look of indifference as she was still mad at the man for practically smothering her when they had sex. It only got worse when he fell asleep on top of her, and she had to push him off just to get some breathing space. That was not a pleasant mission. But of course, she couldn't let Ruby take that mission, she had to protect her sweet innocent little rose.

"Ah, so you were looking out for my little sister." Yang said feeling a bit of sympathy for Weiss now.

Well, Innocent on the streets, in the bedroom she had a weird obsession with ropes and riding crops.

"Never mind, I'm going to kill you after this." Yang said as she looked over at Ruby.

"AND YOU?! Rope? And a riding Crop?!" She asked not believing her sweet innocent baby sister would be into those things.

"Uh...Um...Nope?" Ruby said meekly as she honestly didn't know what to think anymore.

"I eat because I'm unhappy! And I'm unhappy because I eat...it's a vicious cycle." Jaune said as the sad music became more prominent.

By this point, the two teams were kind of depressed. It was definitely something Jaune couldn't escape from. He buried his miseries in food, but food was the reason for his misery. He hated the fact that he was fat, but food made him feel better, it was something that could not be easily undone. Nora was actually crying for Fat Jaune now. She had no idea why she felt so sad for him. Pyrrha however was looking at him and wondering.

"I wonder...what would Jaune be like if he was fat?" She couldn't help but think that. It made her curious.

"If you'll excuse me, there is someone I have to get in touch with and forgive...myself." He said as he closed his eyes and sighed.

"Wow, that is so touching, I have only see people with serious issues have to go through that." Weiss said as she felt sort of bad for Jaune.

Maybe she should be a little nicer to him from now on.

Pfffftttttttttttttttt

Or not.

Ruby and Weiss were now making disgusted faces as Ruby placed her nose into her hood to drown out the smell, while Weiss placed her hands over her nose and plugged it.

"Sorry, I farted...it's a long road ahead." He said with an embarassed grin.

"Oh! Who am I kidding, I'm going to kill you anyway!" He said as he pointed the gun at Weiss.

"Ice queen chop!" She yelled as she faked a chop.

And kicked him right in the dick.

And just like that, the bulge in Ren's pant's went away, and he covered his junk with his hands at how painful that looked.

"Oooohhhhhh." Ruby said as she felt that one, and she didn't even have the right parts.

"Damn, And she was wearing heels...brutal." Yang said as she really felt bad for vomit boy now.

"How dare you hurt my fluffy marshmallow!" Pyrrha thought as she was once again mad at Weiss.

"He was going to shoot us!" Weiss said as she was defending her and Ruby.

"Oh right in the mommy/daddy arc button!" He yelled as he could have sworn he felt his nuts go up into his stomach.

"That's for calling me ice cold Fatty!" She said as she saw Jaune start to fall forward.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" He said as he started to fall down.

The resulting boom caused the castle to shake, causing various books, tea cups, and sex toys to fall from the shelves as Jaune's 1000 lb body fell to the ground.

"Come on! Let's go!" Weiss said as she pulled Ruby out of the room.

Only For Ruby to come back into the room, look at the camera with a blush, and grab the riding crop off of the shelf.

"Da fuck did we just watch?" Yang said as that summed up what everyone was thinking.

"I'm glad he wasn't evil, but for Oum's sake, what the hell was that?" Ren asked in a rare display of anger.

"It was kind of sad when he got into his life story." Nora said as Pyrrha spoke up next.

"He kind of looked hot..." She said as she covered her mouth.

"Dang, P-Money loves Jaune no matter what size he is." Yang thought as she shrugged, if she was into it, then she was into that. It wasn't Yang's preference, but what the heck, why not.

"Well...at least he wasn't the Joker that time." Ruby said reminding them of the other vesion of Jaune they had seen.

"Well, we should get on with the next one, hopefully the next on won't be scary or weird." Blake said as she had hidden away her notebook on her future smut novel in her back pocket.