Learning The Alphabet with Leah: Beauty and the Prude

A Leah & Edward story

G-Grave. It was the day of their wedding and they decided they wanted to say their vows at the gravesite first with just the two of them and the priest before they went to the church. After they said their vows the priest left for the church to give them some time alone.

"She would be proud of you vampire or not."-Leah whispered to Edward, rubbing his back as they stood above his mother's grave. It was the anniversary of her death and they decided to have their wedding today to make it a happy date and remember his mother who Edward loved dearly. His eyes burned for tears he'd never be able to produce or shed again.

"I only hope so."-he whispered back before kneeling and placing a kiss on his mother's tombstone.

"Trust me,"-Leah said as he stood and pulled her to his side.

"There is one thing I know she'd be proud of."-he said and Leah tilted her head waiting patiently for him to speak. He pulled her as flush against him as possible with her fluffy weeding dress being in the way and leaned down inhaling her essence thus calming him. "She'd be proud I picked a beautiful, strong, loyal, not to mention stubborn woman to be my wife and eternal mate."-he said and kissed her gently on the lips. He pulled back after a while to hug her tightly.

"You're going to pay for calling me stubborn."-she said pretending to be angry. Edward smiled his crooked smile.

"I look forward to it."-he said winking; Leah gasped and hit his arm.

"Not in front of your mother."-she chastised and he chuckle and released her before going back to the tombstone.

"I love you mother."-he whispered then took his bride's hand and slowly walked to the limo to head for the church.

H-Hell. It was in the middle of summer and Edward decided it was a good idea to go to some island Carlisle bought for Esme years ago. They had been there for all of ten minutes and Leah had complained twenty times at how hot it was and even threatened to divorce Edward if the house wasn't air-conditioned.

"Edward, why on Earth would you bring me, a wolf, here...in the core of hell?"-she said fanning herself furiously as he unlocked the door and let her precede him. He rolled his eyes at her dramatics until she walked past and he felt the extreme heat of her body scorch his skin. He completely forgot she ran such a high temperature having become so used to it, but that made his reason for coming even better.

"Well I brought you here for a reason."-he said as he kicked the door with his foot and he stalked towards her, dumping the bags as he walked. She turned to him glaring and sweating. He watched a bead of sweat rolled between her breasts and felt his pants tighten. He stepped forward, dipping his head and slowly licked the trail of sweat left between her breasts. She gasped in surprise and delight.

"Damn your tongue is cold!"-she exclaimed breathlessly. Edward smiled with dark eyes and in a flash grabbed her and had her pinned beneath him on the bed. She gasped and moaned from the quick movement and from how cold and good his body felt against hers.

"Exactly,"-he hissed in response to her statement. Leah was confused at first, but then she realized why he'd brought her here and smiled briefly before he attached his lips to hers and cooled her off in the best of ways.

I-Idiot. Edward stood in his girlfriend's doorway feeling foolish. Leah told him how she hadn't had a visit from "aunt flow" in about a year, so he took it upon himself to "surprise" her by tracking down this aunt flow and setting up a surprise visit to Leah. When Leah opened the door to see them standing there she was very confused and Edward having read her thoughts decided to happily explain.

"You said you hadn't seen her in almost a year."-he said smiling, but at Leah's look of shock and thoughts of how stupid he was he knew something was amiss.

"I said "aunt flow" not aunt Florence; I wasn't saying flow for short I meant flow as in my ladies' days."-she said shaking her head and Edward would have been red if he had the ability. Leah sees her aunt Florence every Sunday for dinner. She sighed, rolling her eyes and stepped aside letting them enter and as she closed the door Edward heard her mumble idiot.

J-Jealousy. Leah was getting annoyed more and more with the childish not to mention perverted behavior of the pack as they hung out on the beach with her in a bikini. The guys weren't the only ones who became well-endowed when they phased, so Leah's chest was very noticeable. They kept calling her breast jugs and asking if they blew on them would they make the same noise as when you do it with a jug. Leah growled the whole time and even broke a couple noses. Jacob chuckled and put his arm around her, kissing her on the cheek. Edward was annoyed at the stupid wolves for even looking at her like that and he became even more annoyed when Jacob, who is somehow Leah's boyfriend despite having an imprint on his daughter no less, put his huge stupid arm around her.

While Jacob's pack protected Bella, Edward became fascinated by Leah's mind and grew quite fond of her. He'd seen her in the packs minds and even in wolf form, but when he found her in human form swimming in the stream by the mansion when he was returning from a hunt, he was mesmerized and instantly hooked on her like a drug. The only problem wasn't that she detested vampires. He didn't act on this consuming desire not because she hated vampires or even because of Jacob who she was with, he'd been in a love battle before with him and won. No, it was that he was married and his kid was eating its way out of his wife and you kind of can't just go hey I realized you suck and I want a divorce now oh and keep the thing eating you.

So when his daughter was allowed to be on the reservation once a week with the supervision of the wolves to ease Jacob's pull, which Edward doubted he even felt with the way he was always all over Leah which infuriated him to no end, he demanded that he too be allowed to escort her as well not trusting the wolves. It was a fickle excuse yes and Jasper could feel he was lying, but he also knew the wolves would have to agree for Jacob's sake. So they agreed only in the event the pack be with them, they stay no longer than five hours, and keep away from people. They only allowed him on their land because he had the most control of his family sans Carlisle.

So here he was secretly seething at how the pack was ogling Leah's body and how Jacob had an imprint yet he still got Leah and Bella was still obsessed with him regardless of how she tried to hide it. His trips with Renesme weren't enough for him anymore and he desperately longed to reach out and touch Leah, but knew he'd be dead before he even got close enough to her if not by her then certainly by the possessive, protective alpha male Jacob. When she laughed and threw her head back he longed to sink his teeth into it, pouring out his venom, share her blood, and make her a vampire, bonding them forever, knowing she'd be banned from the reservation and she'd have to stay with him, forever. Bella would then have to understand and accept they were bonded from sharing their blood and venom. But, knowing Jacob I'm-perfect-and-can-do-anything Black he'd still be with her even more possessive and protective of her and manage to reverse the effects since he gets everything. As Edward played in the sand with Renesme, which is what Jacob should be doing instead of kissing Leah, he realized had he let Jacob win and backed off from Bella like he wanted to at one point before all of this, he'd be the one kissing Leah now. That was the moment Edward realized not only had he not won as he previously thought, but he was indeed jealous of Jacob Black.

K-Kill. Leah put on a front as if she couldn't wait to break his neck so her pack wouldn't question her behavior, but in reality she was dying in despair. Because she was the fastest she knew she'd catch him first, but for the first time ever she hated being so fast. Edward knew he couldn't out run her, so with great regret he stopped running and turned to her. Seeing his face, Leah couldn't help but phase back as her emotions burst and she ran to him; he engulfed her in his arms as he sobbed venom. Leah's legs gave out and he slowly lowered them to the ground as they held each other tightly.

"Why'd you-how could you Edward?"-she sobbed and his pain doubled at what he knew was going to happen and what it would do to her.

"I'm so sorry love. I tried, I really tried, but her smell was just too - I couldn't stop I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."-he whispered distressed. Leah sobbed louder when she heard the pack closing in and pulled him closer as they kissed violently with a fiery passion, need. When they had no more time to waste Edward pulled back.

"It's time Leah,"-he said remorsefully and his non-beating heart ripped and still brain ached; she shook her head and held on tighter.

"Leah you have to do it, I brought this on myself I broke the treaty. If it has to be done I want you to do it."-he whispered hating himself even more for what he was doing to her, done to her and cursing himself for not thinking of her before he lost self-control, as a wolf's growl ripped through the air. Leah lifted her face with pain completely etched on her tear stained face.

"Edward,"-she sobbed unable to say anything else and he placed a soft kiss on her head, closing his eyes inhaling her for the last time.

"Even if they were to let this go they'd kill me for being with you."-he tried to soothe. Leah sobbed more before kissing his lips and looking him in the eyes.

"Do it,"-he said in a strained voice after they looked at each other for a while.

"I love you Leah even in death."-he whispered as she shakily placed her hands on either side of his head.

"I'll always love you Edward, no one else. I love you…I'm so sorry."-she whispered, looking in his eyes before quickly ripping his head from his body and lighting him on fire. He didn't even scream just looked at her as his hand reached out to her. Despite the fire she reached in and held his hand until it turned to ash. By the time the pack got there Edward was nothing but ashes and smoke. They heard an agonizing howl full of gut wrenching pain and recognized it as Leah. When they tried to tap into her mind they couldn't because at the moment Edward's eyes stopped looking at her and hand stop holding her burning to ash, Leah burned to nothing, disappeared, replaced by her wolf never to be seen again.


AN: Hope you like! Meant to post this yesterday; I'm writing then next chap today so I hope to have it up tomorrow night and hope to write the next chap for my other incomplete stories. I'm going to beat this writers block *raises fist*

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few…so I need you to read then I need you to review…or I'll have Casey Anthony babysit your kids 0_0 hahaha I would so grab my gun if that b*tch showed up to watch my hamster.