Wow, you guys are awesome! Many, many reviews and also lots of ideas! Thanks it's really hard to make a list this long, but you guys really helped me A LOT!! :) Special thanks to CullenGirl05 (the first three are hers), Zodiacgirl14 (# 39), Bellaluvs (# 40), edward-lover-456 (#46), Shinobi Shinigami (#72, #90, #91, #92,& #50) and a very helpful friend named Melanie (#9, #13, #15, # 24,#25, #26, #56, #57, #33, #32, #43, #44, #62, #67, #60, #51, #53, #71, #36, #58, #30).
Disclaimer: Ha!! I wouldn't obsessed with Twilight if I owned it. Or would I…
100 Ways to know you're obsessed Part 2
You're obsessed when you…
1. Gave up on reading any other book because you know nothing can compare to Twilight.
2. Think about Edward when you can't sleep at night.
3. PRAY to the Twilight books, and have your own prayer to Edward Cullen.
4. Freak out when you see a guy with green eyes.
5. Freak out when you see a guy with Edward's hair.
6. Name inanimate objects Twilight names and then talk to them.
7. Name your pets Twilight names.
8. Wish Alice would take you shopping.
9. Pour glitter on your boyfriend so he'll sparkle.
10. Put glitter on your arms and claim to be a vampire.
11. When someone has cold hands you hold them.
12. And put them around your face.
13. Have Genesis 2:17 memorized.
14. Go to the hospital just to see if Carlisle's there.
15. Interrogate your doctor by asking him if he has a black car, a son named Edward, if he adopted his children or if he likes baseball to see if he's Carlisle in disguise.
16. Truly believe that there is a real Edward Cullen out there.
17. Can't think of anything but Twilight.
18. Even if you tried.
19. Can't talk of anything but Twilight.
20. Even if you tried.
21. Your friends yell at you because you talk only about Twilight.
22. Start a conversation saying 'have you read Twilight?'
23. Or 'Team Edward or Team Jacob?'
24. Or 'so, Edward Cullen'.
25. When you're at the store you run to the Apples and try to find a perfect Twilight apple and then take a picture while doing the 'Twilight' pose.
26. Then run to the cologne aisle to see if any can smell like Edward.
27. Then spray yourself and announce that you smell like a vampire.
28. Go vampire hunting at night.
29. When you get a paper cut you look around for Jasper (he never shows up).
30. And then text your friends that you got a paper cut.
31. Refer to Twilight as the 'Black and Red Bible'.
32. Have Stephenie's website as your homepage.
33. Have a countdown to the Twilight movie.
34. Have read the first chapter of Midnight Sun.
35. When your friend trips you laugh and say 'that's so Bella'.
36. Laugh hysterically when you or someone hits their heads while playing badminton.
37. Plan to buy the Twilight soundtrack, even if it sucks.
38. Name the frog that you are dissecting in biology Jacob so you dont feel as bad when you cut it open.
39. Have fake phone calls with the cast of Twilight.
40. Your standards really are set according to Edward Cullen.
41. When you predict something is going to happen and then it happens, you believe you are Alice.
42. And try to tell the future for your friends.
43. Plan on applying for Barnes & Noble and do nothing but stand in the front of the story and tell people to read Twilight
44. Until you get fired, and then stand outside the store and advertise the book.
45. When you see a teddy bear, you instantly think of Emmett.
46. Buy a teddy bear and name it Emmett.
47. Buy a lion stuffed animal, name it Edward and then kiss it.
48. Fight with your friends over the stuffed lion when she steals it.
49. Attempt to call Rose when your car breaks down.
50. Have celebrated Twilight characters birthdays.
51. Classify your and your friend's haircuts as so Alice, Rosalie, Bella etc…
52. Make Edward play you a lullaby when you can't sleep at night (in your head).
53. Say 'Edward, is that you?' when you hear a weird sound at night.
54. While watching the Twilight trailer you point out to yourself (or friends) the parts that aren't in the book.
55. Want to go on a crazy motorcycle ride to see if you'll hear Edward.
56. When that doesn't work you run o the nearest mountain and go cliff diving.
57. Stay up until 2 A.M. when your start reading one of the books.
58. Have been to the Dartmouth college website and plan on going there to see if you'll find any hot pale guys.
59. When you see someone with the books you go up to them and start talking about how good it is.
60. Instantly like someone if they've read Twilight.
61. Say OMC (oh my Carlisle) or OME (oh my Edward).
62. Sit on your friend's laps and say that you want Edward Cullen for Christmas.
63. Read Twilight under your desk at school.
64. Know what the apple, flower and ribbon mean.
65. Memorize your favorite parts of the books.
66. Read the outtakes of the books in Stephenie's website.
67. Your friends can hack into your computer because your password is Edward Cullen.
68. Your friends can bribe you into doing anything by saying that they'll give you Edward.
69. Have made a schedule with your friends to see who gets Edward which day of the week (mine's Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays :).
70. Know all of the Cullen's full names.
71. Insult people by saying 'you're such a Lauren'.
72. Are going to wait 12 AM August 1st at a bookstore to be the first to get the
new Breaking Dawn (of course you need that T-Shirt you made!).
73. When you see scary vampire movie you snort, say 'they always have to make vampires the bad guys', and walk away.
74. While watching Van Helsing you called out everything that was wrong about it, vampire and werewolf wise (it used to be my favorite movie).
75. And then get kicked out of the living room for talking too much.
76. Believe that the only reason Edward hasn't come for you yet is that he can't get Bella off of him.
77. And then make a plan of how you'll get rid of her (she can go with Jacob).
78. Read Wuthering Heights just because Bella read it.
79. When any part of you body is cold you think you're a vampire.
80. When any part of you body is warm you think you're a werewolf.
81. When you heal too quickly you think you're a werewolf.
82. Plan on making a cloning machine and cone Edward when you fond him (for all your friends).
83. Know what the cover of Breaking Dawn looks like.
84. Refer to your ideal man as an 'Edward'.
85. Carry the books with you everywhere.
86. And then offer the people around you if they want to borrow it.
87. Call your best friend Alice.
88. Wore lavender smelling perfume so that you'd smell like Bella.
89. Tried on a Bella, Alice, and Rosalie outfits while shopping.
90. Will fly all the way to Arizona and stalk Stephenie because she created this
obsession.
91. Will move to Alaska or somewhere where it isn't sunny for chances of seeing
vampires or better yet Edward.
92. Will punch the closest Jacob near you if Bella kisses Jacob Black again.
93. Whenever you fall you get mad at Edward for not catching you.
94. Want the movie people to make a Twilight video game.
95. Bug people you know to read Twilight until they do (I'm still working on one last girl- I'll get you Angel!!).
96. Read 'The Host' just because Stephenie Meyer wrote it.
97. Know that Edward has a 'special occasion car'.
98. Wear blue at least ounce a week.
99. When someone drives by really fast you say something along the lines of 'stupid impatient vampires'.
100. Write 'I heart EC' on your notebooks and hands, and on your friends' notebooks and hands, even if the haven't read Twilight.
Woo this was hard!! It took a long time!! wipes forehead. Anyway…there it is review away!! New suggestions for the next chapter (if I can think that much). Please help!!
