Know Your Stars: The Lengendary Sannin
I don't own 'Know Your Stars' or Naruto.
Here is Jiraiya's 'Know Your Stars'! Enjoy!
Jiraiya walked into the studio as he looked around. Orochimaru tried to warn him, but got beat up by Jiraiya. Jiraiya sat down in the lone chair that sat in the middle of the room next to piano. Jiraiya had a Tsunade and Naruto. He started to play with them as the Announcer cleared his throat.
"Know your... Wait. Are those Tsunade and Naruto dolls?"
"No..." Jiraiya replied, hiding the dolls.
"Creepy much? Anyways... Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... Jiraiya... his name is really... Pervy Sage!"
"My name is Jiraiya! Have you been talking to Naruto?!" Jiraiya shouted.
"Jiraiya... he's in his 50's!"
"WHAT?!" Jiraiya shouted.
Jiraiya ran in front of the cameras.
"GIRLS, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!" Jiraiya shouted.
"Don't waist your breath, Pervy Sage."
"Don't call me that in front of people!" Jiraiya said, annoyed.
"I can call you whatever I want, Pervy Sage."
"You starting to bug me, you know that?" Jiraiya stated.
"I know, Pervy Sage."
"Grr..." Jiraiya growled as an anime anger mark appeared on his forehead.
"Pervy Sage, Pervy Sage, Pervy Sage, Pervy Sage, Pervy Sage, Pervy Sage, Pervy Sage, Pervy Sage, Pervy Sage..."
"STOP CALLING ME 'PERVY SAGE' OR I WILL KILL YOU!!" Jiraiya shouted.
"Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy, Pervy Sage."
Jiraiya summons his giant frog.
"What's that frog going to me? You can't find me."
"You know what, I'm not going to waist my time with you! I'm leaving!" Jiraiya shouted, leaving.
"I love my job."
Next is Tsunade. Please review!
