I knew I would have to continue sometime,so here's episode 2!(I can feel your excitement)
'A long time ago,in a Taco Bell,far,far away,man discovered the mysterys of…The Taco Bell Grande',and one man had the duty to retrieve this very secretive and upheld secret'…
Frodo: I will get a Taco Bell Grande' value meal,and discover the secret recipe,although I do not know the way.
Gandalf: It's right past Main Street to your left.
Frodo: Thank you,oh wise wizard.
Gandalf:Don't think me,thank NEW Marvel Brand Popsicles!
Spider-Man: Marvel popsicles give me my energy!
Hulk: Steroids give me MY energy!
Captain America: You can't use steroids on a Cartoon Network commercial!
Wonder Woman: Wait,why the heck is Lord Of the Rings on Cartoon Network?
Captain America: You said heck!Now we'll get banned from Cartoon Network for sure!
'We are currently experiencing technical diffulcities.Please stand by'
'Elevator music starts playing'
Gandalf: But beware of the ever watching eye of Bill Gates!He's always looking for new ideas to poison peoples minds with,and trap them in his ever watching gaze!
Frodo:But I thought he was the top charity doner in the world!
Gandalf:Did you hear anything I just said?Now,hurry!
Frodo:Okay!...Wait,what about the-
'Frodo gets trampled by an orange car'
Bo: WHOO-HOO!Look at this critter we squahed!HUT!We squersed him good!Next time,let's run over a human!
Luke: I'm pickin'my nose!HUT!
To be continued…
RM:Parodys for:Lord Of the Rings,That Marvel popsicle commercial,and Dukes Of Hazzard.A shout to:LunaLuvgwood.Mrs.Buck,Mr.Buck,and all the other teachers in my school.Yes,you too,Ms.Delp. I hope you enjoyed this second episode.To any LOR fans,Marvel fans,or DOH fans,I'm not sorry for the rude parodys.I'm a HUGE Lord Of the Rings fan,but it's just for laughs.So,honestly,I can't say I'm sorry.Someone said the title should be changed,cuz'it has absolutely nothing to with hamsters.WEEEEEEEEEEL,TOO BAD!
(Yeah,I'm a cruel and degraving person)Next episode:Where do hobbits go in the afterlife?Where else but the matrix?
