WARNING! THESE SCENES ARE WHAT WERE NOT SHOWN IN THE 100 OR SO EPISODES IN THE SERIES! THIS CONTAINS SOME DISTURBING SCENES THAT COULD OFFEND YOU…ALTHOUGH, THEY ARE FUNNY! READER DESCRETION IS ADVISED!

Bill Nye the Blooper Guy

Bill: Hi, kids, Bill Nye the Science Guy here. And I'm going to take any questions from our fan mail. This question is from Cosmo. It asks, "Dear Bill, where do babies come from?" Well, Cosmo. Babies come from… (Faints)

At Nigeria Falls. Bill is on top of the falls.

Bill: Hi, kids, Bill here! I am going to jump across these falls using wires. Isn't that cool? Wish me luck, kids! (Jumps off)

Director: (comes into picture; looks around for someone) Bill! The wire crew just got here! They're setting up right now! Bill?

On a plane. Bill is getting ready to drop for sky diving.

Bill: Hi, kids, Bill Nye here. We're going to demonstrate gravity. I'm going to sky dive off this plane! Science rules! (Jumps out of plane)

Director: (off camera) Okay, the pilot said that one of these bags has no parachute but I don't see any bags like that. Bill?

In space. Bill is going toward the sun.

Bill: Hi, kids, Bill Nye here! I'm going to be on an adventure toward the Sun in this unprotected spaceship! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

In a graveyard. Bill has just dug out a grave, in broad daylight. He opens a casket and a body is revealed.

Bill: Hi, kids, Bill Nye here! Today, we will learn about how bodies decompose. You see, this body symbolizes Bob Saget's career and it is cool! (Raises up its hand) Now, as you can see by this hand, there is no blood coursing through it! That means it is not alive. (Suddenly the body gets up)

Zombie: BRAINS!

Bill: (screams)

Tornado Season.

Bill: HI, KIDS! BILL NYE HERE! WE WILL BE TALKING TO YOU ABOUT WIND! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TORNADO AND WE ARE GETTING READY TO FACE THE STORM! AND… HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? THE STORM WILL NOT KILL US! (Tornado throws a car at Bill)

At New York.

Bill: Hi, kids! We are in New York, where will explore the daily rituals science provides us! First, we will (there is an explosion) What the Hell was that? (The Head of Statue of Liberty crashes into a building and lands a few feet in front of Bill) OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

Cameraman: You do know some of our viewers are atheist, right?

Bill: (angry) SHUT UP, HUD!

Outside a building.

Bill: Hi, kids! Today, we will use science to learn the power of a gun. (Pulls out pistol) Now, we can all agree that a gun is safe if you are with a trusted person. And with our cameraman a convicted felon, I am the safest person here! Thank you for watching our show. Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go test out the power of this gun! (Goes into building) ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY! ANY OF YOU (CERSORED) PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER (CENSORED) LAST ONE OF YA!

Chapter 3, the last chapter of this awful trilogy, will be written soon.