Chapter 2
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Ash stepped back into his house, and placed the pokeball with Pikachu on the table. Suddenly Pikachu came out.
"What? Get back in your pokeball!" Ash yelled
"Pika Pi" Pikachu said, shaking its head.
"Fine, do what you want. Here" Ash got a bowl and put some Pokemon snacks he had nicked from Oak in it. "Eat this. Im going for a shower."
"Pikachu" Pikachu said and started to eat.
Ash went upstairs, stripped and got in the shower. Suddenly, Pikachu jumped in, and grabbed hold of Ash's penis.
"Aah!" Ash screamed. "Go Away."
"Chu!" Pikachu said, caressing Ash's cock, and let of a small spark of lighting onto it.
"Aah! Jeez!" Ash instantaneously got a boner, which poked Pikachu in the eye.
"PIKA!" It roared
"Uh oh," Ash said bracing himself.
"CHUUUUUUUU" Pikachu let off a full Thundershock right on Ash's nob
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"Ow...Ow...Ow...Ow..." Ash limped down stairs, holding his penis. He was dressed but his cock was throbbing like mad
"Honey? Whats wrong?" His mom said
"I um... caught my thing in my zipper." Ash lied
"Oh, not again," his mom sighed, "Do you want me to rub it?"
"Nah, Im ok"
"I heard you got a Pokemon from Oak. Where is it."?
Ash brought Pikachu out.
"Oh, so cute, now get it out of my house."
"What?"
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Ash set off into the route between Pallet and Viridian. He was walking and heard a little giggle.
"Huh?" He looked around and saw something shiny poking out of a bush/ He walked towards it and saw it was a bike. He looked
past it and saw a hill, leading down to a creek. He had never seen it before. A naked girl was lying by it, with a star like
Pokemon on her, rubbing her down.
"Oh Staryu, you're awesome" he heard her say.
"Ooh" he whispered lying down, and inching down the hill. He could see that she was red haired and very pretty. He moved
forward, hooking his leg round the bike to steady himself from falling down the hill.
"Oh yeah, fuck yeah! Oh Oh OH!" The girl was squealing as the Staryu reached her pussy.
"Oh yeah!" Ash said, going hard. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh.. shit!" Ash felt the bike begin to roll down the hill, and he fell
He rolled down the hill painfully, Pikachu running after him. He landed with a thump at the girl's feet.
"Aaah!" She screeched, and pulled the Staryu off her. Ash now had a close up of her fanny and became horny again. "What
the fuck?" She screamed, and looked round for her clothes.
"Um, who are you?" Ash said, trying to look cool.
"Im Misty." The shock seemed to have worn off and she also looked horny.
"Im Ash."
"Pika" said Pikachu and jumped on her boobs, but mist pushed it off.
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After Misty had got dressed, she looked round for her bike.
"What the hell? You pushed my fucking bike in the lake? You are going to get me a new bike. Im not leaving you
Till you give it!"
"Ok... So where we headed?"
"Whatever, your choice."
" Well Im gonna be a fucking Pokemon Master, Aite? How should I go bout it?"
"Are you a dumbass? You gotta win badges if you wanna challenge the Pokemon league at the indigo plateau. Nearest one is in
Pewter City, but we've gotta go to Viridian first."
"OK, lets go!"
They walked on, Ash in the front, Pikachu on his shoulder, Misty just behind.
They reached Viridian City without much more drama, and headed to the Pokemon centre to check their Pokemon. As soon as they reached the door, they heard a high voice
"Hey Ash!" It was Gary
"What?"
"I hear you got a Pokemon." Gary was smiling
" Yeah… So?" Ash was tired and needed to take a shit.
"Wanna battle?"
"Ok." Ash jumped towards him and punched him in the face.
"Ow! What the fuck! I meant a Pokemon battle!"
"Oh, ok. Go Pikachu!"
"Pika!" Pikachu jumped out to fight.
" Rattata! Go" Gary pulled a Pokeball out and kissed it, before throwing it."
The small rat jumped out.
"What's that?" Ash pulled a Pokedex out and pointed it to Rattata. The voice trilled
"Rattata – The weak rat Pokemon. This Pokemon is disgusting and ridden with disease. Anyone whose mouth comes into contact with it, even through a Pokeball, probably has syphilis, and needs to seek help."
"Ugh!" Gary coughed and spat and ran into the poke centre, and therefore forfeiting the match.
"Boo yeah! I won, Im a legend, w00t!" Ash was yelling.
"C'mon, lets go." Misty dragged him into the Pokemon centre, where he rushed to take a dump."
Author Notes:
Im going to try my best to finish the story, but only with REVIEWS! It doesn't take too long.
So far, the truth has been revealed in the following ways.
Ash was late to Pokemon giving: WANKING
Ash met Misty: WANKING
Ash won his first battle: SYPHILIS
Next time:
We meet Team Rocket / Ash gets his first Pokemon and more
