A/N: Due to a review, the Gawtrybe will be reappearing in this chapter, focusing mostly on their leader.
Wakka: Gulp
Me: Bwahahahahahahah!!
Disclaimer: Blah, blah, blah, I don't own Redwall, Milfoil and Aster are mine.
Milfoil was just about to scream something at Aster about "magical moving holes" when a certain unfortunate squirrel, who will be victim to the authoress' random imagination, ran on stage screaming about how he wanted to be a lumberjack.
Every head turned to him, with a slow creak noise, and he blinked and seemed to come to his senses, but they immediately changed their minds when he began to yell to the sky…
"Curse you evil authoress! I was going to have a normal life!"
At that moment, a very large piece of wood hit him on the head, but he was only out for two seconds because the authoress has a lot more she wants to do to him.
Wakka seemed to suddenly regain his will to be a lumberjack, and grabbed a buzz saw out of nowhere and began to saw up the wood while humming the lumberjack song.
Wakka sawed away for hours, but to keep the audience, the authoress is going to destroy the time/space continuum and say it was only five minutes.
Aster shook her head. "Honestly, I think the real person is crazier than Milfoil, and that's saying a lot.
"I heard that!" Yelled both the authoress and Milfoil at the same time.
Back to Wakka…
It seemed Wakka had abandoned being a lumberjack, to be schoolteacher instead, as he was currently trying to get all the paperclips from the last chapter to add two plus two.
"After me class, two plus two is four."
Silence.
"Two plus two is four.
More silence.
Wakka went on like this for two days, but since the authoress had already destroyed the time/space continuum and had no intention of bringing it back soon, it was only two minutes.
"Two plus two is four."
Due to Wakka's ranting two plus two is four, the audience and unfortunate hosts now had number signs flashing before their eyes, while the authoress sat back from the computer and laughed insanely at her own insanity.
At that moment, a change seemed to come over Wakka, and he reverted to his normal state (Well, mostly… he was still ranting about being a lumberjack, the authoress just can't drop it!)
At that moment, the audience seemed to decide it was time to use all the rotten fruit they had left from chapter one, and began bombarding Wakka with it.
Suddenly, the rest of the Gawtrybe rushed en mass into the theater, and, copying everyone else, began to throw things at Wakka. One tried to through the coffee machine, and was attacked by one of the security guards, who, as
The authoress forgot to mention in chapter one, had an irrational obsession with coffee, but like things could get any weirder in the theater.
"Die evil, coffee-stealing squirrel!!"
The rest of the security team dog piled them, but as this chapter is supposed to be about Wakka, the authoress shall keep her attention focused there.
Wakka found himself in an unfortunate situation, being hit with rotten fruit and bad insults from every side.
The authoress, meanwhile, was sitting back with popcorn and watching the show.
Wakka went down, yelling, "Curse the evil mind of a 13 year-old!"
Then, for absolutely no reason, Milfoil yelled, "ASTER!!"
A/N: I must give some of the credit to this chapter to Kelaiah, because I got the idea for the lumberjack song form his fic. "Martin's Greatest Challenge so Far", and the idea to meddle with Wakka seemingly normal life. Oh, and don't worry Wakka, you'll be in the next chapter.
Wakka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
