A/N: This is AC story.

Raziel: Do the disclaimer Sis

Sis: -eating meat- We don't own Naruto or The Three Stooges.

Raziel: Okay then. Well on with the story.


It was a sunny day in Konoha when a short, young, chubby shop owner unlocked his shop door. He owned a clothing store four blocks from the Uchiha compound. It wasn't big but it was pretty well off.

Once he entered the store, however, he noticed something was out of place. His racks were all moved so that they were forming a circle, with a big space in the center. Once in the middle of the circle, he saw that there were three openings. One directly ahead of him, one on the left, and one on the right. It essentially made a triangle.He then noticed a piece of paper lying in the middle of the circle.

Curiosity getting the better of him, and he went the center and picked up the note. It read…

Dear Jackass

This is for the other day. Oh. And look up.

Yours truly

The Three Stooges

Now, being utterly confused, the shop owner looked up… only to get a glimpse of what looked to be a miniature cannon with a rail behind it holding a bunch of blue balls.

"Oh no." The shop owner said.

Someone yelled. "FIRE!" Just then the cannon shot a blue paint ball at the man, while others were being chucked at him from the three openings mentioned earlier.

In less then five minutes, the entire shop was covered in blue paint. Yes paint; the shop owner had just felt the wrath of the Blueruto Triangle. Named after its creator.

All three boys left the shop, laughing like maniacs. Like, come on, the look on that guy's face when he knew he was screwed and then the look when he noticed everything was blue, it was priceless.

Now the boys were on their way to the Uchiha compound to train with Hide. They did this around once a month, usually they would train by themselves, but she suggested they train with her and Sasuke once a month for pointers and stuff.

Once they got to the house, they were greeted with the smell of…

"RAMEN!" Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs as he charged to the kitchen.

"Damn, I think I'm deaf now." Huyu said while putting a hand over his ear.

"You and me both Huyu." This brought a chuckle to the boys as they made their way to the kitchen and took their seats. They always had ramen before their training, best part is, it was free.

"Eat up boys. We've got some training to do and you need your energy." Hide stated to the bunch.

Huyu scoffed. "Ha. Naruto doesn't need anymore energy, he needs a chill pill." Huyu stated while dodging a punch to the head from Naruto.

"Shut up. Maybe you need to lighten up more Huyu!" Naruto shouted.

"Whatever. I'm done, I'll wait outside." With that said, Huyu left the house and went to the back, where the training grounds were.

When he showed up he saw a gash on a tree, running his fingers over it. He remembered how it got there too…

Flashback

"No, your not ready yet Huyu. Don't even attempt it." Itachi said to Huyu who just ignored him and went on with the exercise.

He launched himself in the air and threw kunai in several directions. One was going to miss its mark, but there wasn't anything he could do about it because he couldn't feel his arms by now. He fell to the ground in a heap, along with his kunai.

Sasuke and Naruto ran up to him and asked if he was okay. He mutter an 'I'm fine', and stood.

"I told you so."

"Shut up, Itachi." Huyu hissed, pissed off he couldn't do the exercise.

"Hey, boys! Dinners ready!" Hide yelled from the door. Naruto and Sasuke made their way to the door and stopped to turn around when they noticed they were missing two people.

"I'm going to stay and practice more." Huyu stated.

"I guess I'll stay to make sure he doesn't kill himself." A murmur came from Itachi.

With that said Naruto and Sasuke walked off to get some dinner.

"Okay, what's going on with you? Even though you and your brother are different in many ways, you both have an obsession to food." Itachi was a little worried, although he wouldn't admit it openly.

"Nothing, I just want to get this down." Huyu concluded. He proceeded to train as Itachi watch he knew there was something up.

Then he noticed it, he activated his sharingan to make sure. Yep. Something was wrong with Huyu's arm. It's probably why he couldn't do the exercise.

"Hey Huyu, let me see your arms." Itachi said. Huyu stopped what he was doing and walked over to Itachi. Just then three metal claws on each hand erupted from the back of his hands, forward and over his knuckles.

"AAAAAHHH!!" Huyu screamed. It was more painful then it looked.

"Wow. What the hell just happened?" Itachi asked.

"Consider these a gift from me, gaki." A booming voice sounded in the back of Huyu's head.

"Urgh." Huyu looked more animalistic all of the sudden and attacked Itachi, but the elder boy easily got out of the way and Huyu made contact with a tree before he passed out.

'What the hell.' Itachi thought, jogging over towards the unconscious boy.

End Flashback

"HUYU! Snap out of it!" Naruto screamed, his breath smelling strongly of ramen, driving him out of his thoughts.

"Huh? Oh, sorry, I spaced out."

"You do that too much." Sasuke said.

"At least I don't brood over something I don't have control over." Huyu retorted. He despised Sasuke's way to vent anger about the massacre.

This statement royally pissed off Sasuke and he launched himself at Huyu. The boy dodged the sloppy attempt of an attack.

"Listen Sasuke, if you aren't going to stop your brooding then I'll make you stop." Huyu stated. Sasuke growled in fury and the two started to beat each other up. This happened all the time so Naruto and Hide just sat back and watched the fight.

Time Skip 4 Years

"NARUTO!! GET THE HELL UP!!" Huyu shouted at the twelve year old form of Uzumaki Naruto.

"I don't want to ride your stupid donkey…" Naruto mumbled. Suddenly, Huyu got the odd feeling of deja vu. 'This seems oddly familiar. Oh well. We have to get to the academy, the genin exams are today.' Huyu thought to himself while getting ready.

"Come on! Sasuke is waiting outside for us, dumb ass." Huyu stated. "… WAKE UP!"

"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'M UP! Jeesh." Naruto huffed, throwing himself out of bed. Why the hell did they have to wake up so fucking early?

"Well get a move on, dobe. We need to get to school." An annoyed Sasuke strutted in through the door.

"Yeah, yeah." Naruto waved off his companions with a yawn.

At the Academy

"Wow. You guys are on time. That's amazing!" Iruka teased the three boys.

"Hey! We've been on time before, and you know it." Naruto retorted. When they took their seats, Iruka started the class.

"Alright class, the genin exams are today. The exam will be based on a bunshin. We're going to start at the bottom of the list." Iruka proceeded to call out the names. "Yamanaka Kaida, please go into the next room. Yamanaka Ino, on deck." With that said, the Yamanaka twins went to the next room.

'Shit! A bunshin? I suck at making those things!' Naruto thought to himself, panic seeping into his thoughts. Huyu sensed this and worried for Naruto. The down side of twin telepathy, he can feel some of the emotions going through Naruto. And vice versa.

'Damn it, Naruto. I hope you can pass.' Huyu glanced at his brother. 'If you don't pass then I don't pass. We go through life as brothers. That's what we said.'

5 minutes later

"Uzumaki Naruto, please go to the next room. Uzumaki Huyu, get ready." Iruka called out to the boys.

Huyu waited just outside the door, while Naruto took a deep breath at the door.

"Good luck, bro." Huyu said.

With a nod, Naruto made his way into the next room. Sitting at a table with clipboards in their hands were Iruka and Mizuki.

"Alright Naruto, just make a bunshin and we'll grade you." Iruka said. A hopeful smile spread on his face. He really wanted Naruto to pass.

'I hope you fail, demon.' Mizuki kept a feign smile plastered on his lips.

"Right, here goes nothing." 'Or everything.' Naruto thought after putting his hands in the proper seals.

"Bunshin no jutsu!" Naruto yelled, praying to Kami that this would work.

After the smoke cleared, all there was left was a rather dead looking Naruto, tangled up in its own limbs. The bunshin failed.

With a sad sigh, Iruka stated "I'm sorry Naruto, but you fail." Naruto left the room looking dejected. He jumped out the window and ran off.

'Damn. Hold on Naruto. I'll be right there. First I've got to fail the exam.' As Huyu thought this he walked through the room and failed the exam. He then proceeded to follow Naruto's trail. He knew where he went.

At the Hokage Monument

Naruto was sitting on the fourth's head, moping. He didn't get it. Why? Why wasn't he able to do the bunshin…?

"It's because your control sucks, Naruto. Chakra control anyway. And it's because we have so much of it, it's harder to control. It's also why I failed too." Huyu seemed to sense his brother's thoughts.

"What? You failed too? You have better control then me, how did you fail?"

"It's not that much better. Besides, I never really cared much for that jutsu." Huyu walked up next to Naruto and looked out over the village. It looked peaceful; it was very calming for the both of them. That's why they go up there a lot. Just then Huyu felt a presence.

"Hello boys. Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" Mizuki asked.

'What the hell does he want? I never trusted this guy.' Huyu thought to himself.

"Mizuki-sensei? What brings you up here?" Naruto asked. He never really knew what to make of him.

"Oh. Just thought I should let you know there's another way to pass the exam." 'And make you all out to be the demons you are.' Mizuki was laughing inwardly.

'What the hell does he think he's doing?' Huyu knew something was wrong here. Mizuki wasn't the kind of person that would help them out. He knew he wasn't. 'What are you up to Mizuki?'

"What do we have to do?!" Naruto excitedly asked. He could become a genin!

'Hook line and sinker. Now time to reel in the little demons.'

'I'll play along for now Mizuki, but if anything happens to Naruto, your remains will decorate my home.' Huyu didn't like where this was going one bit.

"All you have to do, boys, is to steal the forbidden scroll." Mizuki grinned.

Hours later that evening

"They must pay, Hokage-sama! They've gone way to far this time." Shinobi were gathered outside the Hokage tower to discuss what to do about their current situation.

The third was uneasy with what he heard. Apparently, the Uzumaki Brothers had stolen the forbidden scroll a few hours ago and they haven't been spotted since then. 'If two boys can get past you and you can't even sense them, then you've got no one else to blame but yourselves. Of course, we still need to find Naruto and Huyu.' Sarutobi turned to the other shinobi.

"Okay. Everyone search for the boys and return them here unharmed." Sarutobi ordered. Everyone leapt off in different directions while Sarutobi went back to his office.

'I hope you two are okay.'

Some clearing in the forest

"Damn! Those two techniques were tough." Naruto said while falling on his back, exhausted.

"Yep, but hey, we got it down pretty fast considering what level jutsus they are." Huyu contemplated this for awhile. 'Hell, if he had these techniques earlier, he would have passed.'

"Naruto, Huyu, what are you doing?" Sounded the voice of Iruka. He seemed pretty upset about something, but they couldn't put their finger on what.

"Hey! Iruka-sensei! Guess what jutsus Huyu and I learned. Here let us show you and you'll pass us for sure." Naruto elatedly said to Iruka with a huge grin on his face.

"Wait, why did you guys steal the scroll in the first place?" Iruka was trying to get the answers fast, because he didn't like where this was going.

Huyu spoke up. "Mizuki-sensei said if we stole the scroll, came here and learned a technique, we could pass the genin exam. I'm starting to think it was a bad idea though." 'Well except for the fact that we learned two Jounin techniques.' Huyu mused.

'Crap, Mizuki what are you up to?'

"Ha, ha, ha. Look at the clueless demons. They have no clue what's really going on. They don't even know why their called demons in the first place." Mizuki was standing on a tree a few feet away from the group.

'Ha ha ha ha ha! Mizuki, you stupid fool. I already know why we're called demons, thanks to him.' Huyu stifled a chuckle.

"Mizuki! Why are you doing this? What are you going to gain out of this?" Iruka was irate with Mizuki. To use the boys like this…

"I'm going to gain a free pass into Kumo, kill the demons and learn every technique in that scroll to become stronger." Mizuki answered.

"I don't think so Mizuki. You're not going anywhere." Huyu stated extending his metal claws.

"Ha! Before I kill you two, I'll tell you why you're called demons. The reason is because you…" he pointed to Naruto, "…are the Kyuubi no Kitsune and you…" he pointed to Huyu, "… are the Hachibi no Ookami." Mizuki started laughing maniacally.

Naruto was dumbfounded. He couldn't believe he was the Kyuubi. 'Who am I kidding? Of course I believe it. That's why everybody hates me and Huyu. We're demons.'

Huyu was pretending to be surprised while sneaking glances over to Naruto. He wanted to make sure he was going to be okay. He knew Naruto would be a little depressed, but he didn't know if he would take it worse or not. 'Come on Naruto, we have to stop Mizuki. You're not the Kyuubi, so snap out of it.'

"Naruto! Get down!" Iruka knocked Naruto to the ground and took the hit from the large shuriken to the back. Huyu was a little ticked he wasn't paying attention to the attack.

"Naruto, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you as much as I should have. Run, Naruto! Get out of here and take the scroll with you!" Iruka pleaded. Naruto ran off with the scroll.

"Huyu, follow him and make sure he's okay!" Iruka ordered. Huyu hesitated for a second and decided to follow Naruto.

"Hey, get back here!" Mizuki chased after them with Iruka hot on his trail.

10 Minutes later

He couldn't believe it.

Iruka said they were human and they meant something to him. He said they weren't demons.

Mizuki made his move to kill Iruka.

He didn't, however, expect to receive a kick to the face by Naruto and a kick to the chest by Huyu.

They said in unison. "Stay away from Iruka-sensei or we'll kill you." Naruto and Huyu then proceeded to make the hand sign for…

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" One thousand clones of each boy suddenly filled the forest.

"YOSH!" They all said at once. "Let's kick some ass!"

Then they proceeded to give Mizuki the beating of his life. All that could be heard was Mizuki's screams through the whole forest.

"Ha... I guess we over did it a little…" Naruto stated.

"If you ask me, he got what he deserved." Huyu nodded.

"Hey boys, come over here. Close your eyes." The boys complied and stood in front of Iruka. The man replaced their goggles with regulation forehead protector.

"Okay, open your eyes." As they did so, they looked up at Iruka with confusion. "You both pass. Congratulations, you're both shinobi of Konoha now." Iruka finished.

With happiness flooding through them, they tackled Iruka to the ground and thanked him repeatedly. Despite his injuries, Iruka was laughing.

At their apartment

Naruto and Huyu sat at the table, eating their ramen. Well, Huyu was. Naruto was playing with his food. Huyu getting annoyed, with Naruto's brooding, took the initiative.

"Hey, Naruto what the hell is the matter with you? You live off of ramen, no, you breathe ramen." Huyu knew what the problem was, but he wanted to make sure his intuition was correct. Oh, who was, he kidding? They could basically read each other's minds.

"Nothing, Nii-san." Naruto dejectedly looked away.

Now Huyu was worried. Naruto didn't call Huyu nii-san very often. He usually only said it when he was really upset or scared. Most likely the former in this situation, or maybe both.

"Naruto, listen. What Mizuki said today wasn't true at all. You are not the Kyuubi; he's sealed inside of you. You are his jailor, not the prisoner. Whether you believe it or not, I do. I'm not the Hachibi, I'm just his container." Huyu got up and moved over to Naruto and did something he never really did. He hugged him.

Naruto hugged back and said. "Thanks Huyu, I needed that. Anyway, I'm tired. We have team placements tomorrow and we are not going to be late for that."

"Hell no." Huyu answered.

With that said and done, they went to bed.

Hokage Tower

Sarutobi smiled as he saw the scene unfold before him.

'I'm glad those two are together. It might just make their lives more bearable.' Sarutobi put away his crystal ball and looked at his most hated enemy…

'Damn paperwork. Why did I agree to retake the role of Hokage?'


A/N Bring on the criticism!!

Flames will be flung at Orochimaru's scrawny pale ass.

Translations:

Hachibi no Ookami – Eight tailed Wolf

Kage Bunshin No Jutsu – Shadow Clone Technique

-Raziel Sotd

Cya!