Hey! So This is the Lesbian wedding. I just wanted to say i am not making fun of any Gay/lesbians out there. i am so not like that. And for all of you people who are? go F—

Dylna: *coveres Pain's mouth* pain. keep it rated T please

Me: sry. Anyway. Its just fun to make fun of Max. Tee hees. She's going to hate me. Anyway. I don't own maximum ride or Percy Jackson. Enjoy to awesomeness...


Max's and Percy's wedding, Part 1: preparation

Characters: Pain, Homo Dylan (HD), Dylan, Interesting Fang (IF), Lesbo Max (LM), Feminine Percy (FP), Gaymo Iggy (GI), Boredomsucks101, Mreader1, and Krystal

[HD, Dylan, IF, GI, Boredom, Mreader and Krystal are running around trying to get the decorations up for the wedding. LM and FP are in separate dressing rooms getting ready]

Pain: (holding a clipboard and pen, yelling at the other unimportant workers) no no no! the cake doesn't come out yet! Take it back!. Hey! You! The banner has to be seven feet long! that is not seven feet! I'm not paying you to get things wrong!

Worker: You're not paying me at all!

Pain: Don't back sass me! Get to work! Krystal! is Percy dressed yet?

Krystal: She wont stop yelling at me.

Pain: Well get her in the dress (Krystal scurries off) Boredom! Where is max? She's supposed to check with me after she's dressed.

Boredom: She's sobbing on her knees. She won't get dressed.

Pain: Then slap some sense into her. And where is the priest? Someone get me Apollo!

Apollo: (comes out of the door in a blue monkey suit and tie) I'm so not doing this.

Pain: Oh yes you are. Where's Poseidon and Zeus. They are supposed to be here. Hello? People! Were is our Photographer? Artemis?

Artemis: (comes out with a camera) I'm here. Wait. Where is Thalia?

Random Hunter: In the bathroom, refusing to where that (clears throat) and I quote "Barf bag from hell"

Nico: Excuse me? Its black! Just like she likes. This is not my fault. Pain made me pick it out.

Pain: (rubs her temple) nico just go and figure it out (he leaves) Where is Zeus. He need s to be at his fitting(looks at watch) now! Zeus! Just because you're the king of the gods does not me You don't aply to the schedule to. Get down here.

Zeus: (flashes in, in his blue pinstriped suit) I'm here.

Pain: ph no. You are not wearing that God awfle thing to a wedding. Go with Nico and get the tailor. Where is Poseidon?

Zeus: Hiding in the chariot

Pain: Someone get him in here. Where is our ring barer? (Gazzy comes stomping out in a tiny suit) There he is. Aww! you look so cute!

Gazzy: I am so not wearing this. (crosses his arms)

Pain: (grabs his chin) you will wear whate er I tell you to wear gazzy. Even iggy is in a suit. (points to Gaymo Iggy and Iggy talking)

GAzzy: Which one is which?

Pain: Straight iggy is in the black suit with a white shirt and black tie. Gaymo iggy has the black shirt.

Gazzy: Where is Interesting Fang?

Pain: (points to the chocolate fountain) Probably not the best plan but it keeps him off everything thing.

Gazzy: (shudders) I'm gonna go get the ring (runs away)

Pain: (storms into LM's dressing room) get up. you are wearing this

LM: (crying) It was supposed to be pink!

Pain: (holds up the red dress) It's fine. Get in it (helps LM into the dress, zips it) Good . Now where is the tie?

LM: I don't want to wear it!

Pain: well you know what? You chose to let me plan this so both of you are going to be wearing a tie. Feminine Percy is wearing one to. (Slips a blue tie over LM's head) Good (tightens it) awe. You look so pretty. Boredom go get Nudge. (checks something off her clipboard, Steps out) where is Feminine Percy?

FP: Here! Here! I need help! (Trying to tie her red tie, dressing in a blue dress identical to LM's red one) does my honey look pretty?

Pain: (ties it) Yes. Lebso max is looking fabulous. Now go to Drew. She will help with your make up. (FP runs of, hiking up her dress, Pain checks off her clipboard) Oh come on! Interesting Fang I think you've had enough chocolate. (pulls him off the chocolate fountain, He kisses her, she pushes him away and laughs) Just go get yur suit fixed with Mreader. And wipe the chocolate off oyur mouth ya homo (tosses him a towel as he leaves) Is Poseidon here yet? (stomps out the doors, drags Poseidon in) yOu will be giving your daughter away today and that is final

Poseidon: But he's a girl!

Pain: Correction SHE is a girl. Now get cleaned up. (slaps his belling) and out on a suit for Christ sake. Artemis the camera goes over there. Move the banner! Seven feet! I said seven feet! Not seven inches you idiot! Get out! (kicks the worker's butt as he leaves) Get out! Go! where is Hera? Ugh! You people suck at fallowing a schedule!


Dylan: Pain you're really bossy.

Me: Duh. No one knows how to keep a freaking schedual. Without me nothing would ever get done!

Dylan: Whatever. Anyway. so I'll ask it for you:

R&R?