The Doctor Romance Plan

By: SilverstartheWaterbender

Silverstar: Here we go with Chapter 2! Now we'll see some funny business!

StarrNight: I understand from our exchange that there has been a bit of tension between us. I DON"T WANT TENSION! I wasn't trying to be mean or anything. I'll try the correct style. Tell me if I'm doing it wrong. Thanks for reviewing!

Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.

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Chapter Two: Wacky Preparations

Karen and Ann walked back from Greenfield Farm, discussing their plan. "I don't know, Karen," Ann said worriedly. This seems like a bad idea to me."

"What could be so wrong with love?!" Karen shouted, making Saibara stare at them and think very disturbing thoughts.

"Nothing," Ann agreed, "but Alyssa didn't seem too thrilled about it."

"That's because she's nervous. She's barely spoken to Doctor. Besides," Karen reminded, "we owe her. Remember that time you twisted your ankle, and Lyss carried you all the way to the Clinic?"

"Well, yeah, but –"

"And remember that whenever my parents fight, she lets me stay over?"

"Yes, but –"

"And remember –"

"OKAY, I GET IT!" Ann shouted uncharacteristically, throwing her hands above her head. "You've convinced me! But what can we do? Doctor's not the most affectionate guy around."

Karen grinned and called out, "TO THE KAREN-CAVE!"

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Once at the Supermarket, Karen pulled a lever in her bedroom behind the picture of the Kappa. Once doing so, the floor she and Ann were standing on was lowered into a very high-tech and secretive basement. "How long has this been here?" Ann asked, in full tourist-mode. "And where did you get all this stuff?"

Karen walked over to a large cabinet and said, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."

Ann stared at her. "How much wine did you drink last night?"

"Ten bottles, why?"

"Nothing," Ann muttered, shaking her head. "So, how will we get Doctor to fall in love with Lyss?"

Karen opened the cabinet and pulled out a large piece of poster-board. (1) Unrolling it, she announced, "I call it, the Doctor Romance Plan!"

"That's a dumb name," Ann remarked, causing the authoress to break up with her in her FoMT game.

"Whatever," Karen said, waving her hand. "Here's what we'll do; Step One: Spy on Doctor. Learn what he likes and doesn't like. Step Two: Interrogate his friends and family for clues. Step Three: Discover any important dates. Step Four: Summarize information to Alyssa J. McAllister, AKA Lyss, and give advice to said Lyss. Step Five: Drink tons of wine at reception."

Ann gave her a look. "You lost me at 'spy on Doctor.' How are we gonna be able to do all this? With my red hair and your intense alcohol consumption, we don't exactly blend."

"That's why we need disguises," Karen said.

"Disguises?"

"Yeah, and code names. And cool gadgets. And wine."

"What do we need wine for?"

"I like wine."

"……"

"……"

"So," Ann asked after about ten minutes of staring in silence at her crazy friend, "do you have all that?"

"Of course." Karen brought out a pile of clothes, technology, and several alcoholic beverages. Minutes later, Ann was dressed in a black sweater, black jeans, and a black hat, while Karen was dressed in a white tank top, camouflage pants, and combat boots. The two had both dyed their hair and put on colored contacts (Ann had brown hair and green eyes, Karen had blond hair and brown eyes). Both had backpacks filled with technology of the God-knows-what variety. As one, they put on their tough-guy sunglasses and drank a swig of wine. "Feel the love," Karen slurred.

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(1) Is that one word or two?

Silverstar: I had a lot of fun writing that. So, what kind of stupid stuff are Ann and Karen going to do now? Who knows!? R&R!