Akasuki, Living with Psychopaths
Itachi's POV
Hello Angel back with another chapter, I'm going to be starting the other characters POV so I would like who you guys would like to see next. I'm deciding between Hidan, Pein, Kisame or Tobi. Reply who you think should be next in the story. Itachi's sword Serabrin is made up, I picked it cause it sounds cool, it has no meaning in Japanese. I said like last chapter I will post chapters from different POV's up around the same time. Enjoy. Oh and I do not own anything, so back to the story!
Chapter 2: Chaos at dinner and other tales of the day.
I washed up as best I could a could before I went down to eat dinner with the rest of the gang, who Pein said is called the Akasuki. I think the name could be better but the outfits OK I guess. It's a cloak with red clouds floating in the sea of black. I came down and saw Tobi, Deidara, Pein and Hidan at the table already. Hidan looked to praying with the amulet around his neck so I assumed it was a rosary. Tobi was bugging the hell out of Deidara, and Pein just sat at the end of the table reading the newspaper. All in all it looked like a normal family.
Then Hidan noticed me on the stairs and started yelling at me for no reason. Deidara threw Tobi onto the couch when he snapped and Pein still avoided the chaos going around him. Until Tobi got up again and started bugging Pein. I knew this wouldn't end well and it seems like Hidan and Deidara had the same idea; we made a bee line and ran up the stairs as soon as Pein started going ballistic. We were fine until we ran into Sasori on the stairs, causing all four of us to tumble down the stairs; right at Pein's feet where a unconscious Tobi was on the floor moaning like an idiot. Then Hidan starts chuckling slowly as Pein was giving us the death glare with his purplish-gray ringed eyes. Then someone else entered the room, only from a glass door leading to the lake. The man who walked in was all blue and had a giant sword, sheathed on his back and reminded me of a shark.
"Pein what did Tobi do this time?"
"Ask the foul mouthed zealot or blondie that, new guy and Sasori just got down here so they wouldn't know Kisame."
Kisame just stood there and face palmed himself for not getting there sooner to stop this. All while Hidan continued laughing only now like a maniac and started cussing at me again. I decided to get up seeing as Sasori was pissed that he fell down the stairs with us and Deidara was knocked out from the fall. That's when I noticed someone else in the living room. He had green spikes coming out of his cloak so I couldn't see his face. But what I don't get is how he got there so quietly without one of use noticing him; unless he was there the entire time. But no one was there when Tobi was tossed over there leaving me confused. Then came the first and also the only female member of our group; she had blue hair and a white rose in her hair and was wearing the cloak like the rest of us.
"PEIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO HIDAN AND WHY IS THERE A DAMN DOG PILE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS!"
I looked at Pein and sure enough he was beating up the maniac who was laughing hysterically now while taking punch after punch. I sighed at the mess that was going on and it looked like Kisame was doing the same thing. I was about to try and stop Pein, when the blue haired girl punches Pein in the face landing on his back.
"I said to stop that!"
My eye started twitching realizing that Pein too, was now unconscious like Hidan, Deidara and Tobi. The guy on the couch stayed there watching the plasma screen. It was then I helped Sasori get up and then Kisame and the blue haired girl started waking up Deidara and Pein. Sasori started waking up Tobi leaving me with Hidan. I silently swore knowing that Hidan wouldn't be pleased to see me first when he wakes up. Tobi was the first to wake up and started poking Pein and Deidara in the face with a stick. Kakuzu finally came down stairs.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE; I'M NOT GOING TO PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU GUYS BROKE!"
*Mental note NEVER ask Kakuzu for money…
I turned to see what damages he was talking about; over half the chairs were broken and shattered, the table was wobbling, plates and cups were smashed on the ground and large pools of blood on the carpet which would need to be cleaned. I shrugged thinking that Pein would handle the costs for repairs, when Hidan woke up punching me in the jaw yelling about payback for making him fall down the stairs. In return I jabbed him in the solar plexus with two fingers. Then he decided to head-butt me in the head. We both stopped fighting after that. Then Hidan pointed at Pein and started yelling again.
"I'm gonna kick your ass Pein so get the hell over here!"
I stared at Hidan knowing he was most likely going to get killed when Kisame starts talking.
"Don't worry Hidan's immortal so Pein knows he can do what we want to him, mainly to piss him off; the only down side is that he keeps bitching about it every time we punch him, yet he stabs himself for the pleasure of pain and for his religion."
The girl asks Kisame who's he talking to and points to me. She introduced herself as Konan of the Rain Village. Not wanting more chaos to stir in the room I use my Mangyekyou Sharingans Tsukuyomi on Hidan. Hidan froze where he was for a few seconds then collapsed panting.
"You. Damn. Uchiha."
He then passed out again as Konan came out with two plates of food. Pein stared at me wondering what I did to Hidan without touching him. Konan starts yelling at me for having her wake up another unconscious person. So I left the room and started carrying in more plates of food and setting them on the table. Away from everyone else. After Hidan woke up and went to his room swearing at me about getting revenge and that he would get food later.
Dinner finally started. It was a simple dinner, consisting of soup, tea, and chicken on rice. As I went to drop of my plate in the kitchen I saw the same guy on the couch unmoved and I started thinking he was dead because of how silent he was. So when I came back in I asked Sasori who he was; Sasori told me it was Zetzu, their spy and master of stealth. When I asked why he didn't eat Sasori told me not to ask. So I left it on that note. When I was on my way to my room Hidan came out of his room covered in blood like how I first meet him. He told me to die in a hole and rot for eternity in hell; I smirked and left him swearing at me as I walked up the stairs to my room. When I got to my room I collapsed on my bed after locking the door. I thought this cold have been worse. Then I smiled, something I haven't done in over two years, thinking that I could actually enjoy living here.
