I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco
Dancing
I too sexy that I don't own twilight I don't own twilight
(E prov)
"sir it time to get up" my butler said I ignored that shit and rolled over
" FUCKWARD GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED" my brother yelled
" I'M COMING DUMBASS" I said into to the intercom I rolled out of bed and went to the mirror to brush my teeth my name is Edward a. Cullen and I'm motherfucking sexy ass hell yep it cocky but I don't give a fuck I'm rich, smart, football player and did I say I sexy yep I am I fork most biggest player girls know I uses them but keep coming back for some more I never had girlfriend and never will I don't kiss on the mouth cause I'm a bastard like that so I finished brushing my teeth and went to put on my pants I don't wear underwear that shit for pansy and a white polo shirt with some white chucks I walk down stairs into the kitchen " bout time fuckward "my bother Emmett said I rolled my eyes he is older than my by a month but he looks like he is fucking 27 years old like he on steroid or some shit
"Yea Edward bout time your ass got down here" jasper said walking into the kitchen
"Come jazz he can't wake up sexy like some of us" Jacob said chugging down a stack of pancakes jasper and Jake our too cousin they have been there through it all since all of our parents have been busy most of our lives.
"Shut the fuck up asshats" I said walking out the door "are you pansy asses coming"
"damn fuckward what got your panties in a twist" em said while jazz and Jacob were laughing and I flick him off
"sorry eddie boy I don't roll that" now Jake and jazz were crying laughing I just rolled my eyes and got in silver Volvo while em got in his hummer and jazz and Jake both got on their Harley Davis jazz was black and blue and jakes black and red. We all pulled out and drove to school we made to school in less than twenty minutes we drive like crazy people or speed demon as most people say we pulled up in our reserved parking spot they really weren't reserved we just own the school like that. We got out our cars and started talking for bit.
"Hey guys I heard there's some new chicks coming today" jazz said
"Me too dude they from like Texas or some" Jake said leaning back on his bike
"Well let just hope their hot cause Jessica Stanley was a fucking disappointment i mean wtf dude" em said in a disgusted tone I was about to say something when I cherry red 69GTO rolled up my jaw dropped holy shit that car is a fucking beauty I live in this fucking town for years and never seen I car like that whoever it is must be new. When I said that the car door open and walked out was for fucking fine ass goddess and the hottest one is the brunette holy fuck she is sexy ass motherfucker and the sexy sports body one look like her. Holy fuck so the new chick are fucking-fan-tactic we got ourselves a sports body hottie, a pixie cutie, model like blonde, and fucking goddess oh fuck this gonna be a great ass school year. I was not out of my trance when a strawberry blonde came up to me what her name Toni, trine, Tran, um… Tanya "hey Eddie" she purred in my ear
"Hello Tanya" I said giving a smile
"Just wanted to know where you coming to my house later my parents are out town" she said seductively ugh how many time do I have to tell her I don't want her ok sure she a nice body this slut is annoying
"Um… not tonight maybe tomorrow "I said in very bored tone she started talking but gaze went from her to the sexy brown eyed beauty she was staring at so I wink she rolled her eyes and walked off what the fuck was that shit normally they would ran to me but she walked off
"Eddie are listening" Tanya asked hmm… forgot she was there
"Um yea Tanya I got go talk later" I said and walked off ugh she may be hot but she's a fucking slut. After I walk away from Tanya I ran up to my boys
"Thank asswipe for leaving me" I said
"Well you seem busy and we were checking out the new chicks" they said in together and laughed
"Fucking jerks" I mumbled rolling my eyes
I walked to my first class trig when I walked in I saw something that brighten my day one of the new chicks were in my class sitting in my desk yes! I walked happy to my desk and stuck out my hand
"Edward Cullen and you are?" I asked
"Tyerra swan at your fucking request" she said smiling
I stood there shock she has such an innocent face but she not
"Are you gonna stared all damn gosh I know I'm fucking sexy but damn I feel like I'm being watched" she said shaking her head at me
"Um... sorry caught me off guard most girls would have just giggled at me or some shit but you're different" I said
"I know right I'm not some fucking slut who pounces on you I've got fucking class" she said all proud and shit hmm…. I like her
"Well you know what I like you, want to sit with my and boys at lunch today" I asked praying she will she yes
"Sure but I'm bringing my girls" she said leaning back in her chair
"But of course" I smiled my famous crooked smile
"do me a favor don't try the panty dropping smile with me cause that shit is not going to work" she said rolling her eyes
"Whatever you say princess" I said walking out the door as the bell rang Tyerra and I are going to get alone great
T prov
Wtf who hell this hot think he is he better be glad I like him and his friend our I would have fucking kick him in the balls ugh I sigh and walked into my music class I love to play instruments I play electric guitar , piano , cello and don't forget my beautiful voice . I went and sat down by this tan looking girl with short black hair
"Ello mate I'm Tyerra" I said in an Australian accent
She laughed and said "hey I'm Leah"
"Well bloody hell Leah you're hot" I said winking at her
" well thank you your hot too" she said while laughing
The teacher came in and asked us to come up and show what we can do so I raised my hand to go first
"Alright miss swan what would you be singing" he asked
"According to you by orianthi" I said
"Ok begin" he said
I grabbed my guitar and started to sing and play
According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it According to you I'm boring, I'm moody I'm the girl with the worst attention span But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it I need to feel appreciated
I can't do anything right
According to you I'm difficult, hard to please
Forever changing my mind
Even if it would save my life
According to you, according to you
He can't get me out of his head
According to him I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted
So baby tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
According to you
And you can't take me any place
According to you I suck at telling jokes
'Cause I always give it away
You're the boy who puts up with that
According to you, according to you
He can't get me out of his head
According to him I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted
So baby tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
According to you
Like I'm not hated, oh no
Why can't you see me through his eyes?
It's too bad; you're making me dizzy
But according to me you're stupid, you're useless But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless
You can't do anything right
He can't get me out of his head
According to him I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted
Baby tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
According to you, you
According to you, you
When I finished everybody were staring at me in shock
"What thought I couldn't sing or some" I said trying to stop the staring finally the teacher snap out of it
"Bravo miss swan that was great you how wonder talents" he said praising me
"Um thanks dude" I said sitting back down in my sit
"Wow mate you were wonderful" Leah said giving me a hot five
"Thanks I try" I said
"Yea yea" Leah said rolling her eyes
The rest of the my class went by quick and it finally time for lunch so I went to me my siblings I spotted them by the café doors
"Hey chicky what up" I said walking beside them
"Nothing" izzy said
"The sky" rose said
"Clothes" Alice said
"Ok so that a nothing, a smart ass, and a shopaholic" I said chuckling
"Anyway the hot from this morning asked us to sit with at lunch what do you say" I asked them when I said hot guy their faces brighten up
"Sure" they said
"Oh now you get excited" I said rolling my eyes
I walk in the café into the lunch line and got me some food as we finished paying for our food I heard somebody call my name I looked and saw Edward motioning us at his table so we walked over there when I got to the table I saw Leah
"Hey there mate" Leah said smiling
"Bloody hell Leah small school I say mate" I said we just busted out to laughing everybody else were looking at us like we fucking crazy or some shit
"What hell you to know each other" the big guy said this dude huge
"No offence there big guy but dude you huge wtf is you name" I asked
"It Emmett" he said smiling
"Well dude I'm just gonna have to call you grizzly" I said with a grin on my face
"Wow I like you what name" he asked
"What! El fuck weirdo didn't tell you I'm hurt" I pretended to hurt he just laughed
"But it Tyerra" I said sitting down by grizzly belle sat by edweird, Alice by the blonde, and rose by the sexy brown hair guy and Leah was sitting by this black hair guy
"So edweird who's who" I said
"Oh yea um that jasper, Jacob, Sam" pointing to the other three
"So jazzy, jakey, and Sammy" I said renaming them
"That my twin Bella but I call her izzy, um Rosalie but I call her rose, and Alice but I call her Tinkerbelle" I said
"So bells, rosey, and pixie" em said
"Yep" I said
After our introduction we all talked and laughed and got to know each other turns out edweird is a playboy and football player, grizzly football captain, jazz basketball co-captain, jakey basketball captain and Sam the soccer captain. And they are siblings and best friends since they were babies. After we left lunch I went to art and gym classes went by fast so before I knew it school was over we wave bye to the Cullen and left today was a fucking awesome day.
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