OH4H: I'm back! Here's a little more to my pointless story!

N: Hawkeye and Margaret were sitting in the Officer's club discussing the latest news on Frank and Colonel Flagg.

MH: I thought you said in the last story that frank wasn't coming back till we were married.

N: Meh, I lied. Frank and Flagg had finally managed to escape the mental ward and everyone was worried. Suddenly the PA blared:

PA: ATTNETION ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL INCOMING FLAGG AND FRANK!

HP: ~rolls eyes~ great just what we need!

N: I thought so! Frank and Flagg stormed into the Officer's club.

FB: ~looks to camera~ ah ha so we meet again!

N: Hi Ferret Face!

CF: Where's the communist Burns?

N: Frank had told Flagg that Hawkeye was a communist so that he would help Frank escape and destroy Hawkeye.

FB: Hey no fair, you're ruining my plan!

N: So?

FB: Stop it!

N: NO! While the Frank and I argued Hawkeye and Margaret made their escape, Flagg hot on their trail!

FB: Now look what you did! ~storms off~

N: because nothing more could be thought of to write, Frank suddenly was given a wedgie by and invisible force and strung by his underpants on the flagpole.

FB:OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CF: Get back down here Burns!

N: Colonel Flagg was suddenly hauled up by an invisible force,(the same one that attacked Frank) and was kicked from the 4077th all the way to a mystic island of OOGACHUGA, where he was boiled in a pot by little flagglets that had escaped from bestcareanywhere.net.

PA: ATTENTION ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL THE WAR'S OVER!

N: Everyone laughed and cried, they were free to go home.

HP: Margaret will you marry me?

MH: yes!!

N: and they all lived happily ever after, except for Colonel Flagg who was eaten by flagglets and Frank who was left on the flagpole for 4 years.

~A little flagglet comes up to the camera and holds up a sign~ END