After coming back from the grocery store, I head to the hideout of the Akatsuki. When I got there, I asked for help putting them away. Most were obligated to help, while Sasori, Deidara, Itachi and Kisame wouldn't. Tobi wanted to help, but I told him no because last time he found all of the sweets I brought home and ate them, leading to him becoming sick. After we got groceries put away, I went into the basement of the lair and found the five that didn't help playing videogames.
"Why didn't you guys help put away groceries?" I asked with an evil glint in my eyes.
"Because we didn't want to, un." The girlie S-ranked ninja said, not even looking up from his game.
"Tobi wanted to help, but Megress-chan said no!" Tobi said, watching the four play their videogames without letting him have a turn.
"It's ok, Tobi. You are fine. The rest of you, however, will receive a punishment."
With that, I sealed the whole room and put a note on the door saying "To the Akatsuki(s) reading this- thanks for helping with the tons of groceries. The ones who didn't have a punishment and you will not see them for a while. ~Megress-chan" I also shut off their game and poofed up some snacks and drinks, because we were gonna be here a while.
"Ok, for punishment, we are going to play Truth or Dare again. Itachi, truth or dare?" I asked.
"Truth" he said in a boring tone.
"Are you a virgin?" I asked

"Answer me or I will do dye your hair pink!"
"OK! I am … a virgin" he said quietly.
"What?" everyone said.
"I'M A VIRGIN!" Itachi screamed.
"Wow, I did NOT expect that!" Deidara said, now on the floor laughing.
"Deidara, truth or dare?" Itachi said very irritated.
"D-d-dare!" Deidara said still laughing hysterically.
"I dare you to switch places with Tobi for one day!" Itachi said, quite happy with himself.
"NO!" I will NOT!… un." He shouted. But it was too late, for I had already cast the jutsu that switched their minds, or bodies, or whatever YOU believed was switched. "GOD, I hate you!"
"You're welcome!" I said. (A/N: I will still say Deidara said or Tobi said, but now just think that it's coming from a different body.)
"Kisame, truth or dare? Un" Deidara said, very annoyed
"Dare" Kisame said smiling.
"Drink a container of Ortega Hot Sauce (if you don't know what that is, then you have not had very good tacos) and then wipe your mouth on Itachi's hair."
"Fine" Kisame said. He grabbed a container of the hot sauce and chugged it down, and almost barfed. With the remnants of the sauce on his lips, he went over to Itachi and smeared it on his head. This earned not only a glare from the weasel, but a 72 hour 'detention'. After about 2 seconds, Kisame fainted.
"That went well" I said. "Well, I guess I will go again. Sasori, truth or dare?"
"Truth" he said hesitantly
"Do you own a thong and are you wearing it now?"
"No!" he said, but as he did, his nose grew.
"So you do!" I giggled.
"I do not!"
"So are you wearing it?... un" Deidara said.
"No!" Sasori hollered as his nose grew. It was now 7 inches long.
"Can Tobi see it?" Tobi asked, getting closer to Sasori and almost reaching his pants, only to get his hands swatted away.
"Get my hands away from my partner's crotch, Tobi!" Deidara cried.
Now, if you know me, I am laughing so hard that my sides are beginning to hurt drastically and my face is sore from smiling. If you have any sense of humor, you will be too.
"Oh my gawd! Ok, next please!" I say, not knowing if I can last any longer.
"Tobi, truth or dare?" Sasori asked, still red in the face and nose very long.
"Tobi picks dare because Tobi is a bad boy!" Tobi said, still looking at the crotch of puppet-boy.
"Tobi, I dare you to take off all of your clothes, except your underwear, and put on a bra." Sasori said.
"No way, un! Tobi, you better not expose my body!" A very unhappy Deidara said.
"But Tobi has to, or else Tobi isn't a good boy for following directions." Tobi said. He stripped off his clothes and I handed him a bra and helped him put it on. "I look like girl, now! Tobi is very happy!"
"Tobi, I will kill you when we get back to our own bodies!" Deidara said.
"Megress-chan, truth or dare?" Tobi asked me.
"Truth" I said, still laughing.
"Megress-chan, if you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you want to be with you?"
"I would like to be stuck with Itachi-san because he is quiet and mysterious" I say blushing. I now wanted to ask Kisame truth or dare, so I grabbed a bucket of ice-cold water and threw it on him.
"W-w-what happened?" he stuttered.
"You fainted because Itachi did something to you." I said matter-of-factly. "Now, truth or dare?"
"Dare" he said once again. (He didn't learn from the last time)
"I dare you… to drink a smoothie." I said.
"That's it?" He asked.
"Yep!" I said happily. "And you must drink it all!"
"Ok!" he sighed.
"Tobi, come here while I make the smoothie." I said.
"Ok, Tobi will come!"
After we were alone making the smoothie, I asked him what we should put in it.
"Tobi thinks that we should put ketchup, cookies, orange juice, strawberry ice cream and chocolate syrup in it!" he whispered.
"All right! Oh, and when we get back there, try to make him laugh soooooo hard that the smoothie comes out his nose!" I whispered.
When all of the ingredients were mixed up, we handed the surprisingly normal-looking smoothie to Kisame. "Here you go!" I said.
He started drinking it with a disgusted face when Tobi started his act.
"Deidara-sama, look at your boobs! They are so weird in this bra!" he said.
"Tobi, if you say anything more about my femininity, I will take all of the unicorns out of your room and throw them away!"
"NOOOOO! Tobi loves Mister Sparkles and Ms. Buttercup!" Tobi said. He then started chasing Deidara and trying to hit him with random things in the room. He threw pillows and balloons at the bomb-lover. One of the balloons hit him, and a weird substance came out of it.
Kisame was laughing throughout the whole scene, and soon the pink smoothie came out his nose and landed on Sasori's foot. Poor Kisame, because now, when Sasori turned his head, his nose was almost touching Kisame's nose. This, of course, made him laugh more, making more smoothie come out of his nose. He finally had the sense to put the smoothie down and laughed some more.
"Ok, Tobi, you're done!" I said, giggling. "Now we can have one more question. Kisame, choose wisely who you ask."
"Ok." Kisame said dramatically, the Jaws soundtrack playing in the background. "Tobi, truth… or dare?"
"Truth!" Tobi said joyfully.
"Tobi, are you really a good boy?" Kisame asked.
"Well, considering what I have done to people" he said in his normal voice, but then it changed to a deeper one, "no I am not a good boy and you can ask anyone that I have been around. I am the evilest one here, the founder of the Akatsuki, and I, Tobi, am NOT A GOOD BOY!" he shouted like a maniac, with lightning going off around him. His voice went back to normal and he said, "Tee-hee!"
Everyone in the room, with the exception of Itachi and me, fainted because they didn't expect this. Now, I am laughing very hard (again!) and Itachi is just sitting cross-legged and sipping some coffee. I also switched Tobi and Deidara back to their normal selves.
"Well, I hope you guys have been tortured enough! You can go." I said.
Itachi calmly got up and walked out of the room. Tobi, being himself, skipped out of the room. I waited about 10 minutes for everyone else to come to. "You guys can go now!" I said. They all ran out of the room, and hopefully learned their lesson. I giggled to myself, knowing that they won't do this again. 'Now to get back to ordering Pein around.' I thought to myself.