Hey everyone I'm back. Here is a few fun facts about some ideas in this chapter. People started using whipped cream back in the 1600s. Freud is a man who had a theory that men where preoccupied by the size of their genitals. I know that a lot of people are confused about what Rose meant by her statement.
SCENE 3
Meanwhile in Bar near by the Titanic
An Italian man, an American man, and two Swedish men are sitting at a table playing poker. Camera rolls across table revealing a Titanic ticket reading:
TITANIC: A TRIP SO WONDERFUL YOU COULD DIE ON IT
Italian man slips two cards under the table to American man. Swedish men don't notice
Poker Face by Lady Gaga begins playing
ITALIAN MAN: Ma ma mia (6X)
AMERICAN MAN: Can't resist, Can't resist, No you can't resist my pretty face
ITALIAN MAN: Girls gotta love his body
AMERICAN MAN: P-P-P Pretty face, P- P Pretty face
ITALIAN MAN: Ma ma mia
Poker face ends
AMERICAN MAN: Full house yeah!
ITALIAN MAN grabs cloth bag and starts shoving money and TITANIC tickets into it
SWEDISH MEN see bulge in crotch area of AMERICAN MAN
SWEDISH MAN 1: What the hell is your problem! He kicks AMERICAN MAN in the crotch and cards come flying out of his pants. ITALIAN MAN and AMERICAN MAN run. Followed by SWEDISH MEN and the rest of the bar
ITALIAN MAN: Jack! Che diavolo?
JACK: Fabrizio! It was either the cards or the whipped cream! If it was the whipped cream, well, what you think that would look like?
POLICE MAN over hears JACK
POLICE MAN: After them! They've got whipped cream!
Many POLICE MEN run after JACK and FABRIZIO
CROWD: WE WANT WHIPPED CREAM! WE WANT WHIPPED CREAM!
JACK and FABRIZIO run up the ramp to the TITANIC
STEWARD: Get them on board. They got whipped cream!
STEWARDS help JACK and FABRIZIO up on to TITANIC
SCENE 4
JACK: Don't you want our tickets?
STEWARD: You got the cream?
JACK: Yeah?
STEWARD: You're good to go, man
STEWARD pats JACK on the back
STEWARD: But I have to see his ticket.
STEWARD gestures to FABRIZIO
JACK: Hold on a minute he doesn't speak English. Looking at FABRIZIO. Dice che non è permesso di lasciare i figli di puttana a bordo
FABRIZIO looks at JACK in shock. JACK nods. FABRIZIO turns to STEWARD and begins punching him in the face.
FABRIZIO: Come ti permetti di parlare di mia mama? Ti ammazzo con la nostra panna montata!
Another STEWARD pulls FABRIZIO off STEWARD. Comotion gathers around STEWARD as FABRIZIO slinks over to JACK
As JACK and FABRIZIO walk down the hall way FABRIZIO looks at JACK still in rage. JACK pats FABRIZIO on the back.
JACK: Hai messo su una buona lotta. Tua mama sarebbe stato orgoglioso.
FABRIZIO smiles at JACK
SCENE 5
Later ROSE, RUTH, CAL, MOLLY BROWN, BRUCE ESMAY, and MR. ANDREWS are sitting at luncheon.
ROSE is handcuffed to the chair and trying to break loose. Everyone else at the table is acting completely normal.
BRUCE ESMAY: She is the largest moving object in all history. Mr. Andrews here designed her from the keel plates up.
All eyes turn to MR. ANDREWS. MR. ANDREWS is staring at ROSE intently. RUTH clears her throat. MR. ANDREWS snaps out and looks at RUTH, confused.
RUTH: Like, are you gonna say some understatement about how awesome you are or are your gonna stare at my daughter like some perv.
MR. ANDREWS: My apologies madam. I mean no disrespect to your daughter.
He looks over at ROSE who is still trying to get unlocked from the handcuffs. Would you excuse me, I must take a piss. He gets up from the table and begins to walk in the direction of the bathroom. Then he turns and a crotch down, making sure no one sees him.
Mission impossible theme begins playing.
He crawls under tables making sure not to crawl over people's feet. Suddenly he places his hand on a man's foot accidentally. As a shadow of a head comes down to look under the table, MR. ANDREWS gasps. A hand reaches down and pulls the table sheet up and a familiar face appears in the light.
MR. ANDREWS: (whispers) Arnold Shwartzanager?
ARNOLD gives MR. ANDREWS a creepy smile. Wide eyed and grinning.
ARNOLD: Take dis (hands MR. ANDREWS a key)
MR. ANDREWS looks at the key then back at ARNOLD
MR. ANDREWS: My thanks goes to you, Mr. Shwarzanager
ARNOLD: (creepy smile still on his face) I'll be back.
Still holding the smile, Arnold slowly lets the tablecloth fall and slowly sits up right.
MR. ANDREWS shrugs and begins crawling again. Soon he reaches Rose.
MR. ANDREWS: Hello there, darling. Thomas Andrews at your service. (blushes)
ROSE: Service? What the hell? I don't need service!
MR. ANDREWS: Sure looks like you do, miss. (gestures to the hand cuffs)
ROSE: Oh, this? I'm used to this. I just try to free myself to pass the time. You people talk about the most boring things.
MR. ANDREWS holds up the key and grins ear to ear.
ROSE: Where did you get that?
MR. ANDREWS: From Mr. Shwartzenager right th-
MR. ANDREWS pointed to where ARNOLD was, but now there just stood an empty chair. He unlocked ROSE any way.
ROSE: Thank you Mr. Andrews. And also, thank your, errrrrr,… imaginary friend there.
MR. ANDREWS winks at her. ROSE sits up straight as if nothing ever happened.
MR. ANDREWS crawls to a different corner to make it look like he was walking back from the rest room.
MR. ANDREWS: (Sitting down) Thank you for your patience.
MOLLY BROWN: Hey, who thought of the name Titanic? Was it you Bruce? (She smiles sheepishly at MR. ESMAY)
BRUCE ESMAY: Well, yes actually. You see, I wanted to convey sheer sized which means stability and above all strength.
ROSE: Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Esmay? His ideas of the male preoccupation might be of particular interest to you.
MOLLY BROWN and MR. ANDREWS begin to crack up.
RUTH: Girl, like, what has gotten into you? That's like, so improper. Tell her, Cal
CAL: That's improper, Rose
ROSE: Excuse me. (She gets up from the table)
MR. ESMAY: Ford? Who is he? Is he a passenger?
MOLLY BROWN and MR. ANDREWS burst into more laughter.
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