Hey! I'm so glad you guys enjoyed the first chapter, I have so many plans for this fic and I hope you'll like them!


Here's CH2..

Harley was still sitting inside the Joker's office, He'd tried and failed to get rid of her. He came to the conclusion that it was easier to let her stay. On the condition that she was quiet.

She had remained silent for 10 minutes, but her urge to speak became too much.

"-If it's really that bad, can't you pull in other staff from the Playhouse?" Harley suggested, picking at the scraps of food the Joker hadn't eaten.

"No." He sighed. "We're stretched thin over there too."

"Maybe you shoulda' thought about the repercussions of firing staff without good reason." She retorted.

Joker looked at her with dark eyes. "I don't fire staff, I fire at them. Having a secret crime syndicate operating within my club warrants good enough reason to make them redundant."

Harley giggled. "Redundant of their lives?"

Joker smiled at her. "Exactly."

A few moments of silence passed and Harley moved forward, folding her arms across the desk, she lowered her head. "I'm bored."

"Go home then." Joker said, tapping figures into his calculator.

"I'm even more bored at home. Can't I just help, I can do some filing?" Harley gave him her best puppy dog eyes. "Pleaseeeee."

Joker looked up and then back down. Ignoring her cries of boredom.

"Mmm.. There is one thing you can do for me baby?" He said, eyes still fixed on his paperwork.

"Yeah?" Harley lifter her head up excitedly. "What is it?"

"Shut the fuck up or get out." Joker snapped his eyes back up at her.

She stuck out her tongue at him and settled back in her chair. "Your mean."

"Don't care." He shrugged, turning a page of his accounting book.

Harley groaned. Popping a slice of cherry bubble-gum in her mouth, she began loosening it up with her tongue.

She smacked her lips together repeatedly, trying to get it flexible enough to blow bubbles with.

Joker tried to numb his ears from her constant noise, but she continued. The Joker couldn't help but tense his fists.

He tried not to grow irritated by her, because that's what she wanted. Harley played these little mind games all the time, if she didn't get her way, she would annoy the fuck out of him until he caved. And nine times out of ten it always worked.

Harley smirked, watching his face crease, trying to fight his urge to knock her the hell out. She stared at him from her seat and set the bubble-gum in her mouth to blow.

Coating the sharp cherry elastic substance over her tongue, she lifted it with the roof of her mouth and blew. The dark pink gum expanded out of her mouth into a perfect round bubble. It grew bigger and bigger and bigger.

She chuckled quietly to herself knowing that when it popped, it would break his patience.

Harley could now see the bubble over the horizon of her nose. Don't break now. She thought. Just a lil' more.

POP.

Harley frowned when she didn't get a reaction out of him. He just drew in a deep breath, trying to calm himself. But Harley knew how to read him, his body language. He was going to snap soon.

She continued making and popping little bubbles. His brows furrowed and his teeth began to grind.

Harley gave a toothy smile before going in for one last push. The bubble was almost the size of her head before it broke, the stretched out gum began to turn transparent. She could see his cute little angry face through it.

POP.

It burst, with a huge piecing sound. Harley mentally gave herself a round of applause. She'd beaten her personal best.

She looked up to gauge his reaction.

The barrel of his custom Colt Gold cup 1911 greeted her.

"I will shoot you." Joker snapped, face tensed in anger.

Harley faked innocence. She looked behind herself, pretending that he was aiming the gun at someone else. She turned back round to him. "Who? Me?"

"Yes, you."

"But I didn't do anything!" She protested. "I'm innocent."

Joker lowered his gun and released a deep sounding chuckle. "You never have been, never will be."

Harley winked at him, and then pouted, "Go on, you might as well shoot me.. I'm dying of boredom anyway.."

"Don't tempt me." He warned.

She twirled her bubble-gum around her finger. "Do I tempt you?" She whispered flirtatiously.

Quicker than you could say the word 'Psycho'. The Joker jumped up from his chair and marched over towards Harley.

She didn't move, she just continued to play with her chewing gum. Joker grabbed her by the forearms and hauled her up to her feet. Harley giggled and instinctively held his biceps.

He lent down to her ear and whispered. "Your trying my patience Harley."

She squeezed his arm. "Am I? Whoops."

J turned her around and walked her backwards, until she couldn't move anymore. Her back hit the door and he once again towered over her.

"I'm not falling for your mind games this time Quinzel." He brushed his thumb along her bottom lip. "You can't manipulate a manipulator sweetie."

Harley tried to rack her brains for a come back, but came up blank.

Joker grasped her chin and forced his lips onto hers. He kissed her passionately. Pinching her waist with his free hand.

Harley gently raised her hands to the back of his neck and began pulling at his hair.

He purred and latched his grill onto her lip. While he was busy devouring her sinful mouth, his hand left her waist and grasped the doorknob behind her.

In one swift movement he opened the door and pushed her through.

Breaking contact, Harley stumbled backwards until her body hit the Bannister of the stairs.

She looked up at him and he looked back, a devious smile spread across that handsome bleached face of his.

Harley tried to catch the breath that the Joker had stolen from her. "What the fu-?"

Joker didn't say anything, instead he rolled his jaw. Harley saw the familiar sight of her bubble-gum protrude from his lips in a round bubble like shape.

He popped it right in front of her then slammed the door. Leaving Harley panting and annoyed against the stairs.

"You son of a bitch! You stole my gum!" She shouted.

Harley hear the Joker's laughter on the other side of the door. She creased her brow in annoyance, missing the feeling of his tongue and her bubble-gum in her mouth.

"Bastard." She muttered. Harley turned her back to the door and begun walking down the stairs. The Joker's laughter still being heard until she reached the bottom.

She looked back up the staircase an gave a two fingered salute to the Joker's office door.

"Harley?" Pearl's voice made Harley practically jump out of her skin.

She turned round and hid her hands behind her back. "Oh! Hey Mrs P."

"Something the matter?" She asked.

"J stole my gum." Harley only realised how childish it sounded until she actual spoke the words.

Pearl laughed. "You two are just as bad as each other."

"I wouldn't say that to loudly Mrs P, the master manipulator upstairs might get offended." She giggled.

"C'mon lets fix you a drink." Pearl responded, looping her arm around Harley's.

She lead her down to the bar and gestured for her to take a seat while she grabbed a cocktail glass.

"You want to try the new menu?" Pearl asked, pushing a small laminated menu over towards her, Harley picked it up and examined it cover to cover.

"Oh! I'll try the Apple Martini please Mrs P!" Harley slid it back over.

"Sure thing darling." Pearl began slicing some apple into thin sheets. She looked up at the sad looking blonde. "What's on your mind Harley?"

"Nothing.." She sighed.

Pearl raised an eyebrow and encouraged her to continue.

"Well.. I know J's stressed and all, but he won't let me help him. I'm a real good at numbers and paperwork, but whenever I get close to helping him, he snaps back into his ego induced coma and won't let me help!" Harley rubbed her forehead. "God that man does my head in."

"I know that." Pearl giggled. "Look Harls, J has always had pride issues. He doesn't like to accept help from anyone. No amount of pestering him is going to change that."

"Maybe.. Maybe not." Harley took a piece of apple and bit into it.

"Anyway, you might not need to, if Jonny comes back without any suitable candidates, the Joker will have no choice but to hire you. His reputation is the most important thing to him. He won't jeopardise that for the sake of pride." Pearl explained.

"We are talking about the same Joker right?" Harley placed her forehead in her hands. "He don't want me to work here because he's embarrassed of me. I'm just a blonde ditz that hangs off his arm."

Pearl cupped Harley's face and lifted it to meet hers. "Listen to me Harley Quinn, He is not embarrassed by you. I promise. If he was, you wouldn't be his girlfriend. He's just being stubborn."

"I know, I'm just being silly." She sighed. "Well, If he don't hire me, I'll just hang out here until he does."

Pearl smiled, passing over her Martini. "In that case, I might as well show you how to mix a few cocktails if your going to stay." She said. "It might impress J."

"Yeah... Yeah! Your right. That would impress him." Harley drained her Martini glass and picked up the menu. "What shall we start with?"


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