I have never nor will ever own either Red vs Blue or RWBY which are both owned by Roosterteeth.
Ruby's Perspective Season 1 just after Ozpin talked with the students.
"Talking"
Thoughts
Ruby's perspective:
"Welcome rookies to your first day at Beacon Academy. I am Professor Church, first rule do not shoot me." Said Professor Church.
Turning to my sister Yang I asked her "Um…is he serious? Who would shoot him?"
"Probly just trying to scare us, nothing to worry about Ruby." Yang replied nonchalantly.
"Now with that rule out of the way the second rule is everybody gives me $20—"
A shot rang thru the air as it hits Professor Church, Who would fire their weapon and shoot someone in here? I thought.
"God dam it Caboose what did I say about shooting me?" Professor Church yelled as while he grabbed his leg.
"Not my fault, Tucker did it" I turned to see a professor holding a blue gun who must be Caboose. OMG what kind of gun might that be? Not a sniper like my baby but maybe...
"What is the first rule, the first rule that I always say, 'Don't shoot me' and what do you do every year, you shoot me! Stop trying to kill your team Caboose go shoot the Grim!" Professor Church growled.
"I think you're just jealous because I'm a better shot than you are." Professor Caboose stated.
"What you think that—"
"That will be enough Professor Church and Caboose, we are ready for the students now" It was the huntress who I fought along side of!
"Glinda he shot me again, you can't just-"
"I can and I will Lenard, now why don't you go to the nurse yet again, Caboose please only use Freckles to avoid these types of mistakes in the future. Sheila please record the shot." The huntress stated.
"Who made the shot?" a robotic voice asked.
"Caboose" Professor Glinda stated simply.
"Ahh, Control F-U, all recorded."
"Ok scary mad lady." Professor Caboose said.
"Just get the fuck in the room already rookies." Professor Church grumbled as he walked away.
This is one weird school.
I hope the rest of the teachers would be better than those two.
With that I went in to hear more about where we would be sleeping tonight.
