Heylo, I'm back. :D Anyway. I'm determined to update every single day, though it probably won't happen. First of all I'm going to my grandparents soon. And Second I might be catching the flu. My little brother got it, and let's pray I don't. Review! Yay! -hugs-

Disclaimer- I don't own FMA The evil duckie that haunts my shower curtain does. -whacks- Okay I was joking. I still don't own it.

Warnings- Mild Swearing, and RoyxEd


"You can't be serious" Ed's words were immediately muffled by the many coats in the closet he stood in. "I can't believe that you got us stuck in here, Mustang!" He exclaimed. There was a loud scuffling noise and then a thump.

"...Fullmetal... Why exactly did the coats just fall down on my head?" Roy's voice sounded, slightly strained, and snickering was heard.

"Because my arm accidentally swung up and hit the metal bar" Ed answered.

"I didn't think you were tall enough to hit that bar" Roy said.

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THEY CAN'T EVEN DRINK FROM THE TOILET EVEN IF THEY WANTED TOO!" Ed yelled. He swung forward and knocked Roy to the ground, hopping over him to avoid falling himself.

Another loud thump. "Oww" Ed groaned, a shoe having just 'magically' fallen from the sky. It was Roy's turn to snicker.

"What the hell was that for!" Ed exclaimed, stomping his left foot on what he hoped was Roy's foot. There was a loud swear. Ed smiled, right on target.

"Fullmetal!" Was the warning shout. Ed laughed once more. There was some more scuffling, as Roy stood, and knocked his head on the ceiling. "Ow" He murmured quietly.

The next following hours provided many swear words, and many bruises.

The two alchemists finally fell asleep.

"Hughes! Have you seen the Colonel?" Hawkeye said to the man.

Hughes immediately grinned. "Shh... He's in there." Hughes commented, pointing to the closet door.

Hawkeye quirked an eyebrow. The Colonel had been missing all day and his paperwork was piling up to the ceiling. She stalked over to the closet door, and ripped it open. A second later she smiled softly.

Roy and Ed were curled up on the closet ground, coats and shoes under them. Ed was partially on top of Roy, who was stretched out. She giggled, as Hughes took a picture, but then shut the door.

"You would think they wanted to be caught in there. Because the door wasn't locked and if it was they could've used alchemy" Hughes commented. Hawkeye smiled.

"Blackmail" Were her words.