Allen was reading a book. While lifting 43278580923 books with his bara muscles (that were barely there but let's pretend anyways), he was reading Moby Dick. If only Allen knew that soon he'd be finding Cheshire's Moby Dick.
Allen heard a noise from Narnia. This was a sign. A sign that he had to go in the wardrobe... AGAIN. Snow and stuff was gay but what the fuck ever. His bara legs stepped into the wardrobe. It was cool. Like... cold cool.
Cheshire came out and asked, "Come on and tell me. What's colder than cold?"
"PK FREEZE" Lucas screamed from the distance.
Cheshire repeated once more, a little more irritated, "I CAN'T HEAR YA. What's colder than cold?"
"PK FREEZE!" LucaS SHOUTED from behind Allen.
Bara Allen was in shock. He tried to turn around bUT LUCAS PK FREEZED ALLEN.
All Allen could say in the ice was "Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright."
Lucas ran off, screamiNG, "PK THUNDERRRRRRR!" And it shattered the ice between the ceshire titty from alern and whatever.
It was cold, but that was okay. The cat pulled out a cup, whispering in Allen's ear as soft as he could.
"Fill this lil beach with miniature breakfast items or I swear I will not frick frack in the snow w/ you whatever I'm not even tryin' rn." And he was being serious, because as the writer, I seriously don't even wanna try right now. If you're still reading this far, you have some serious issues.
Allen nodded, because he really wanted to know how to kill Cheshire's mockingbird. And so he dashed into the world of Narnia to find those tiny breakfast items his lover, so dearingly, asked for. But he couldn't find them.
Because... they were in Narnia.
Allen was sad.
Maybe.
But he had to do the cat one way or another.
THOSE BREAKFAST ITEMS MUST BE FOUND.
Luckily, sPIDER MAN WAS THERE. The bara hurried to Spider Man, showing the bruh the cup like he was gonna die (which would be a good thing because fanfiction like this would surely make you suffer).
Spider Man shook his head, possibly grinning but no one is ever shure because there was a mask OVER HIS FACE.
"I look great in red and blue. You? Black and blue," Spider Man said to Allen. Allen was like "..." but Spider man kept talking.
"AI YAI YAI IM A LITTLE BUTTERFLY" echoed throughout Narnia (maybe). Such weirdness had to had come from somewhere. And knowing that Allen was eager to topple Da Cheshire's Vinci's Code, he had to find those little items to fill the cup or he would be stuck in the Narnia world 5ever!
The adventure should have stopped by now, but it didn't because this story is trying to waste your time. We all knew that Allen was in such a hurry to use Cheshire's catcher for his rye.
But it all came to him, when he passed by a boy in a cap. It was... Ness.
"PK FIRE"
Allen was in awe.
"PK FIRE."
Allen was so happy.
"PK FIRE."
Everything was complete.
And so Allen returned to Cheshire, Ness in his hands.
"Nani the frack is kore."
"I'm Catching Fire." Allen responded.
Cheshire gaspu'd, "But I thought you wanted my Mockingjay."
"No..." Allen slowly said, flexing his muscles. "Your Hunger Games will not fool me!"
...He knew.
Allen knew Cheshire's secret, now.
The bara boy dropped Ness, wrapping his thick bara arms around the kitty's neck. They fricked. Even if Allen didn't want to immediately jump on Cheshire's breaking dawn, he couldn't hold himself back.
It was hot on a cold day.
So hot that you'd wish I'd just burn already for making you suffer.
The end.
