Egg Roulette-Part 2
Author Notes: Uh whoopsies...I forgot that I uh had to put the part 1 in the last chappy. Oh well you guys probably understood that and i'm over reacting. Surprisingly people actually checked out this easter 2 shot and it makes me so happy~ Thank you, dangstaboy for the review, Shiranai Atsune thanks for the follow! And last but certainly not least thank for SSJGamerYT for faving and following.
The support means so much to me(and im glad im not the only one who enjoys characters suffering. Anyways time to finish this cooky two shot~ I do not own Persona
Last time...
The brunette sighs in relief, she liked coffee jelly, and even with any addition Akira makes, it showed Futaba wasn't trying to be malicious. The poor ginger was biting her lip as she and the rest of them waited nervously.
3rd P.O.V
"Ok which one did you want me to have Futaba-Chan?" At random the fifteen year old picks the fully black colored one. The red eyed girl breathed in, and out before taking a bite. It was in relief and bliss she continues her meal. "Either regular flavor or caramel. Not much I could do to mess with it."
With that Makoto was safe. "Now we move on to Boss?" The old man grumbles. He knew he couldn't trust the kid when he asked to close up shop and cook all morning.
"Initials are R.S." Ryuji cursed under his breath, making Sojiro grin. "Looks like this will be payback for all those little comments brat. You can have the gyoza." Ryuji took one look at Ann, then Akira.
Knowing he had to say it before he passed. "If I die, I just want you two to know. Akira, you're an effing asshole, and Ann...you are a crazy sexy dominatrix. I regret nothing." He downs his gyoza...waiting, a second then two.
Ignoring his girlfriend and best friends laughter. "I made some with pork, and the others have...chili peppers." It was all the raven haired teen needed to say before his hot tempered companion made a beeline for the bathroom.
Screaming as if his mouth was aflame. Well, considering what he just ate. It seemed fitting. Futaba snickered. "This is going to be more fun than I thought." Next was Yusuke who leaned his hand in.
When he pulled his egg out he found one full of paw prints. Morgana leaped onto the table. "Ohh that's mine~" Sadly Sojiro still couldn't understand the black cat. "The choice is rather obvious, as sushi is the safest for Morgana to eat." Purring he's given a sushi roll.
"Anything we should know that could harm Mona-chan Akira?" Haru watches him shake his head. "No sushi rolls are safe." With a happy meow he digs in. Contemplating the taste. He pauses, chewing thoughtfully at the taste. "Awww...there's no fish in it. Yeck, it's bitter!"
Upset he pushes the remainder of his dish away with his paw. Causing Sojiro to blink. "Take it wasn't that good?" While Morgana tried cleansing his taste buds with water, his owner simply shrugged. "50/50 shot of getting a regular roll or one just full of kale." Deep blue eyes glared up at him.
Betrayal beaming through. "How could you?!" The next person to go was of course Morgana himself. "Payback time Joker!" Due to his small stature, Morgana had to truly lean in to grasp his prey. The initials of course being...
"L-lady Ann!?" His heart was ready to be ripped in two. How cruel of a fate was it that he dare pick the egg of his beloved Panther? "What's it going to be Mona?" Immediately he chose the crepes, knowing how much his princess loved them. "Alright Akira...before I choose. What did you put in these?"
She randomly picked one up, waiting as the leader of the party adjusted his glasses. He was enjoying this all too much. "The crepes are all full of fruit, what's different is the glaze. It's either chocolate syrup or its soy sauce." Ann's face scrunched up as she nervously eyed her crepe.
"Crap." She dives in. A swift bite, before immediately spitting it out in the garbage. "Eeeeww!" She sticks her tongue out, following Morgana's example. "Hey what'd I miss?" Ryuji returned and sat down, eyeing the pained expressions on his friends.
Partially glad he wasn't the only one with crappy luck. "Show you later~" Futaba has been recording the entire thing. "Who's next?" Haru reached in, humming to herself in excitement.
Pulling back she giggled while lifting up the egg. "I got Akira-Sans! I think we should have a retry on the Takoyaki!" Not bothered at all he reaches out and grabs the first one that's within reach.
Inhaling it all in one bite. He waited, expecting for the intense spices and crunchy coating to invade his taste buds, but it never came. With a smug smirk he swallows, causing his fellow thieves and guardian to groan. "Dude you had to rig this somehow! There's no effing way you're so lucky."
Their leader makes no comment, knowing that they wouldn't believe him anyways. So instead he takes his turn, grabbing the egg. "Yusuke. You can have the dango." Of course the artist goes about his choices.
Searching for the most appealing of dango, eventually stumbling upon a blue, pink and yellow colored set. When he took a bite, he was surprised. "Hmm, it doesn't taste like it usually does. But the sweetness in the flavor is harmonized nicely. Well done Akira." Makoto shakes her head.
Diving in. So far it was just Futaba and Sojiro who's eggs weren't grabbed. Odds were not in their favor, however, anything was possible. "Akira again?" And that possibility was proven true when she examined her choice.
This time his choice of dangerous treats was the taiyaki. A lovely little fish supposedly filled with some sort of jam or chocolate, was instead filled with tuna fish. Despite the strong odor and taste he has the poker of a joker face.
Not reacting at all to the unlucky choice. "Want some Morgana?" Purring the cat happily digs into the fish. "All is forgiven~!" Ann was the last one to go, and as such eagerly thrusted her fingers for the precious egg. "And we have...Boss~ You can have the onigiri!"
Sighing he reaches for the nicely shaped rice snack. If he had to give Akira any credit, it was that he knew how to make his dishes at least look appetizing. Though the blue rice was a bit of a turn off, it otherwise looked like it was made perfectly.
Cautiously he takes a bite, not able to savor the taste as he immediately reaches for the garbage bucket to spit it out, only to collapse onto the ground. "Ugh!" Everyone looks over, concerned. Futaba's eyes widen in shock. "Mayday! Mayday! Man down!"
Ryuji stares at his leader, horrified. "Dude what the effing hell was in that onigiri?" Scratching at his head, Akira frowns. "I threw in a chocolate rabbit with caramel filling for the bad one." Concerned for her father figure, Futaba examines him, full on panicking as he fainted from the foul taste.
Muttering and mumbling under her breath she checks his pulse and any potential injuries from the fall. Nearly shrieking when Sojiro simply pinched and prodded her cheeks. "April Fools brats."
Makoto checks his unfinished food, giggling as she reveals the lack of chocolate in the center. Sending everyone(except Futaba) into a laughing fit. Yusuke calming down the fastest sighs. "As entertaining as this game is, I do believe we should wrap things up as it is starting to get quite late."
With everyone's attention now on the clock, they find themselves surprised as several hours had already flown by. No one at all noticed how nighttime began creeping about.
"Let's split up the treats, and each take some home. Last thing we want to do is let things go to waste. Well the good ones at least." With a unified agreement, the group took their preferred treats in the hopes of not having an unpleasant version to snack on. "We're so doing this again next year!"
And so this became a tradition for the ex Phantom thieves. Where their leader Joker, or Akira got a satisfied sadistic thrill of making wacked up dishes...at least until he had to clean the dishes.
the end~
Author Notes: Man this was a long one, and I kinda feel bad, as what started out as something so simple became a long crazy one shot. Or by the time you read this author note a two shot.
I kinda want to do this for funsies...but i know i'd cry seeing the wasted food and eat the terrible flavors. I've had mochi ice cream but other then that I haven't had any of the dishes mentioned but i did research, so hopefully the bad versions were as bad as I thought they'd be.
Oh well i tried, happy Easter and April fools day folks. (Hopefully we won't have a repeat of this holiday duo) Ahem, please guys if you like this, feel free to fav/follow/review or check out some of the other stuff we've done for Easter! Tchao for now!
