Jingle Bells, Pharaoh Smells (in Chazz Princeton's POV)

Stranded in the snow,
Your duel spirits ran away,
Duel disk is about to blow,
Shoe's glued to a highway;
Truck is coming over,
Headlights really bright,
What fun it will be to be run over
by a big rig tonight.

Jingle bells, Pharaoh smells,
Slifer's carpeted in pink shag!
Doctor Crowler stole your car,
And now he races drag!

You pull really hard,

Your shoe finally comes unstuck,
You dive out of the way and then
You land in a puddle of muck;
Your duel disk then explodes;
Misfortune seems your thing;
On top of you falls Alexis Rhodes,
And then she starts to sing! (My ears!)

Jingle bells, Pharaoh smells,
Slifer's carpeted in pink shag!
Doctor Crowler stole your car,
And now he races drag!

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