Satsuki was sitting down, thinking things through. How is it that Urameshi didn't quiver in fear upon seeing me? Surely, he must be bluffing... She then shook her head. No... he's strong... strong enough to take on a 2-star student with one punch...

"My lady, I see you are at unrest." Satsuki's butler, Mitsuzo Soroi, had said upon entering.

Satsuki sighed. "It's about one of the new transfer students, Yusuke Urameshi."

Mitsuzo reied, "Ah, yes... Urameshi..." He poured Satsuki a cup of tea. "It is quite unusual that one of the students would go as far as to interrupt your speech." He offered Satsuki the cul of tea. "Some tea, miss."

Satsuki accepted the tea. "Why thank you." She sipped, and replied, "I can only imagine the chaos the other transfer Ryuko Matoi would bring..."

...

Unbeknownst to Satsuki, Ryuko was in class, waiting for her teacher to begin teaching, and being pestered by a girl next to her who was... eccentric, to say the least...

The chipper girl said, "So you must be the new transfer student Ryuko, right? I'm Mako. Mako Makanshoku. So I heard that you've met this one cool guy who told off Satsuki, which I think is amazing, because Satsuki is known to never be interrupted, and- ooo! We should be friends. Like, best of friends."

Thing is, she already met her earlier a little after she met Yusuke.

Ryuko replied, "That's nice..."

Mako spoke up. "Again, sorry about my little brother. He isn't exactly stable..."

And you are? thought Ryuko, who then scolded herself for thinking like that. "You're fine..." She replied instead.

And so, after class, Ryuko left the room, noting all the 1-star scrubs around her. Don't these people want to stand out...? she thought. However, it was at this moment where a chick in light-blue hair suddenly grabbed her arm and pulled her in the bathroom. "HEY!" Ryuko said.

In the bathroom, Ryuko asked; "Okay, lady! What's the big idea?"

The lady looked at her and said, "Ryuko Matoi, correct?"

Ryuko paused, before replying, "Uh... yeah..."

The chick with light-blue hair smiled. "I'm Botan."

Ryuko flatly replied, "Nice to meet you... Botan..."

Botan then said, "I see that you've met Yusuke already. Don't mind him. He may be rough, but he means well."

Ryuko sweatdropped. "Yeah..."

Botan continued, "Oh, by the wau, just so that you know, some really freaky and supernatural things are going on." She then exited, saying, "Okay, bye!"

Ryuko just stood there, saying, "Wait, supernatural? Freaky? Who are these people?" Witnessing a sudden accident caused by a dude in a baguette tripping over a dude with long red hair, Ryuko then asked, "Who the hell are they?"

Meanwhile, while Ryuko was busy cleaning herself up in the bathroom, Yusuke was busy ditching class in the school roof top, being stalked by the hyper Mako, who was saying, "So you're the new guy Yusuke Urameshi, right? I heard that you were once DEAD before coming back to life, and then punching these guys' lights out, which is amazing when you think about it, because honestly, I deal with those kinds of people all the time, and-"

"Wow, you talk a lot..." Yusuke interrupted. "So... what brings you up here?"

Mako caught her breath, and replied, "I heard that you met one of my new friends Ryuko on the bus over here, which is totally cool, and-"

Yusuke remembered the chick he'd seen earlier, and thus said, "Wait, did she have a streak of red hair?"

Mako nodded, and said, "Yep! Just like that!"

I swear, she's more persistant than Keiko... Yusuke thought. "Well... you have fun now..."

Mako replied, "Alright, bye~!" And with that, she left.

At that moment, Hiei popped up. "Not that this should make things easier, but I believe that Ryuko Matoi and the young girl you had spoken to, among others, should be of assistance to you and your mission to bring down the S-Ranked demon in question here."

Yusuke sighed, and replied, "Oh really? We don't even know if this is a demon we're up against. For all I know, it could be a sentient alien species instead!" He then laughed it off. "Oh... seriously, though. What are the chances of it being an alien?"

Hiei replied, "Had we not arrived, the problem would have most likely been alien species at worst. However, since we've been called in, as Team Urameshi, we can't afford to simply think these events would simply be straight forward."

Yusuke nodded in agreement. "True that." Suddenly, a blinding light came from his left. He turned, and saw Satsuki in the distance. "Look, Hiei, it's that Satsuki chick. I wonder what that's all about..."

Kuwabara suddenly came up. "There you are, Urameshi!" He then saw what Yusuke was looking at, and replied, "Oh, Lady Satsuki... how I'm unworthy of you..."

Yusuke scoffed, "Please, I can take that bitch down in one go."

Kurama, being the last one to pop up and join the others, said, "It seems that you have confidence in your abilities, Yusuke."

Yusuke replied bluntly, "Well yeah." He then saw Ryuko down there, and said, "What's she doing down there...?" Seeing that Ryuko had pulled out a weird looking red blade, Yusuke then said, "And she has a blade. Go figure."

Hiei piped up, "I believe that I could best that mortal in a match."

Kurama replied, "Initially... yes. However, I think that with given time, she may surprise you."

When they next turned to see Ryuko, she was demolished by a boxing 2-star student. Yusuke sighed. "How do you lose to those guys? I took one out with a single hit!"

Kuwabara replied, "You think you could, Urameshi? I could take one out in my sleep!"

The group continued to watch Ryuko as she escaped, and had made it out to the horizon, at which Yusuke said, "Well, I'm sure that the next time she comes over here, things should get interesting."

And, sure enough, they did. Several hours later...

"And I'm back up here, apparently." Thought Yusuke out loud.

Prior to arriving, he heard news about how Mako Makanshoku was being held captive above a giant grease vat. So, from one look above, Yusuke realized that people weren't lying.

"Damn, people are insane around here..." thought Yusuke. "Screw it. I have to help out." And with that, he leaped down from the roof to the battlefield littered with students. He kept walking through the students until he saw the vat, and the upside-down Mako... with her boobs partially exposed. "It's official: this school is insane." He thought out loud.

Amazingly, Mako replied, "Oh, this? This kinda stuff happens all the time here."

Yusuke retorted, "Yeah, I've been meaning to ask about that: what kinda school is this place?"

Mako replied, "Oh, you know, just another very militaristic school where everyone is screwed up. No biggie!" She mumbled, "Shoulda brought my sexy panties..."

With a big sweatdrop, Yusuke was relieved to see Ryuko burst in the field in an awesome tattered robe. And so, he said, "Hey. How are you, today?"

Ryuko put one finger up and said, "Hold on." She pushed several guys in the vat, cut Mako free, and placed her on the ground, before saying, "Fine, you?"

Yusuke applauded. "Wow... Good job."

Mako stood back, and said, "Thank goodness you were here, Ryuko! Before you came, I had a brief chat with this Yusuke guy, and-"

Ryuko chuckled. "Well, you seem to be alright." She then turned to face Satsuki, who was way up. "SATSUK, I'M READY TO FACE YOU ONE ON ONE, NOW!"

The 2-star boxer from before popped up. "To get to her, you're gonna have to go through me!" He then started to attempt demolishing Ryuko, but then her cloak had fallen, revealing her in a... very revealing set of clothes that showed off loads of her stomach and her underboobs.

Blushing, Ryuko said, "Not. One. Word."

The 2-star then said, "Alright, then! Time for me to... 'unwind'..." And with pulling own of his clips, his boxing gloves earned spikes.

Where was Yusuke in all of this? Hold on, we're getting there.

You see, while Ryuko was busy demolishing the 2-star boxer, Yusuke stood up to a podium and said to Satsuki, "So, uh, chick. Are you, like, ever going to get out of that little she'll of yours, or-"

Satsuki replied, "Why would I, Satsuki Kuryuin, ever mix with-"

"And another thing." Yusuke interrupted, "Just because you're the student president of... something... does not mean that you're above all of us. In fact, as far as I care," he pointed to Mako, "You're just about as relevant as that chick over there." He then turned to Mako. "No offense, Mako."

Mako replied, "None taken~!... Wait, what?"

Of course, Satsuki was triggered. "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A NO-STAR WRETCH!"

Yusuke put his chest forward with arms out, and said, "What are ya gonna do about it, bitch? Stop me?" Flipping off Satsuki, he said, "If so, then come at me, bro! Or, should it be sis?"

Naturally, Mako started dragging Yusuke away. "Okay, Urameshi, I think you've pissed Satsuki off enough... eheheh..."

However, Ryuko still had something to say. "HEY, SATSUKI! I'M GONNA... take... you... down..." She started to lose consciousness due to blood loss. "Ough... I don't feel so good..." Standing at the exit, she said, "I'll see you later!... oh god..."

And so, Yusuke and Mako started dragging Ryuko off... somewhere...

"Uh... where exactly are we going?" Asked Yusuke.

Mako replied, "Oh, we're going to my place. You're gonna love it, there!"

And so, they walked onwards until they came across a back-alley clinic. Steeling himself, Yusuke entered.

To be continued...