Larry and Wario had just gotten back from asking Bowser about the bomb. Larry was looking grumpy.
''Darn it! Now I'm in the dungeon for 5 months now, AND I have to shovel all the snow around the castle after I find that bomb!'' he said.
Wario defended himself. ''Hey, I'm not responsible for what you said, you know.''
''YOU TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY!''
''Yeah, and you sweared on it, like literally,'' Wario answered.
Larry sighed. ''Forget it, just help me dig in.''
Larry and Wario began to shovel the snow, until…
''Wait! We forgot to get the shovel!''
Wario responded sarcastically, ''Oh no! Whatever shall we do?''
''I'll go get it!'' Larry said, and he managed to come back with the shovel a few minutes later.
''Here!'' Larry gave the shovel to Wario. ''Dig!'' And then he started shoveling.
''Are you gonna dig too, Koopa son?'' the fat man asked.
''My name is Larry.'' Larry corrected.
Wario stopped shoveling. He asked, ''Larry, are you gonna dig too?''
''I only brought one shovel. And I don't wanna get another.''
''Why not? Why couldn't you get another shovel while you were at the castle?''
''Because it's way too cold,'' Larry explained. ''And I didn't want to waste time getting another shovel. There's no heat in our castle because we're renovating the fireplaces.''
''Fine, I'll get the shovel.'' Wario started walking away, and then he stopped. ''If you won't get it, then I might as well do it for you. Where's the castle?''
''A few meters away.'' the blue-haired Koopaling said.
''A few meters? I can't even see it!''
''Really?''
When Larry and Wario were talking, it started snowing, adding to the (already ridiculously high) snow.
''Oh, damn it! The snow is falling! Come on, help me.'' Wario said.
Larry's response was ''Alright. Let's finish this job before we die!''
Larry grabbed the shovel from Wario.
''Death is such an ominous thing,'' Wario remarked.
''Shut up. Let's get that bomb!'' And so... they walked and shoveled, walked and shoveled, walked and shoveled, taking turns with the one shovel. Three hours later, Wario and Larry were on the verge of freezing to death, while still trudging (and shoveling) along.
''Brrrrr!'' spoke Wario. ''How much deeper do we have to go?''
''I don't know. Ask Bowser.'' Larry said.
''You said he doesn't know where the bomb is.''
''Oh yeah.'' The Koopaling sneezed. ''The snow must've warped my mind. How many miles have we gone?'' he asked.
''Seems like 10, 15 miles.'' Wario sat down.
''I wish I had put on my winter clothes,'' said Larry.
''Good thing I'm wearing some. You want it?''
''Maybe…''
''Too bad. $500 for the coat, $250 for the pants. In American dollars.''
''WHAT?'' Larry screamed. ''That's expensive!''
''I want to wear it too!'' Wario cried.
Larry started whining. ''I want to wear it!''
''I want to wear it!'' yelled Wario.
''Stop copying me!''
''You stop copying me!''
''Shut up, you moron!''
''Shut up, you moron!''
''Hnsrohfsdiosghufsdygsduifvsuf!''
Wario got confused.
Wario said slowly, ''Hunsrohuffsteed…'' He gave up and asked, ''What's the use of arguing?''
''Yeah! What's the use of arguing?'' said Larry.
''I told you to stop copying me. I'd hit you with the shovel, but…''
Larry replied, ''Good! Give it!''
Wario stopped shoveling and handed the shovel over. Larry lightly tapped him with it.
''Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-that's it?'' Wario did not like that light tap. ''I thought you Koopas were supposed to have lots of muscle!''
''Well…''
Miles away from our heroes was the time bomb they were looking for. 12 hours left to go, it said.
WILL LARRY & WARIO SURVIVE OUT IN THE COLD, COLD SNOW?
WILL THEIR TIME RUN OUT FIRST?
HOW MANY CHAPTERS WILL THIS LAST?
ALL THESE ANSWERS AND MORE COMING SOON ON… ''BOMB-TRACKERS!'' on FAN FICTION TV!
To be continued…
