Mk, here's chapter two. :3 Sorry it took so long.


"Please put me back together." The colorless Lucy stood there, not a hint of emotion in her voice.

"WHOA THIS IS CRAZY!" Natsu was popping up around the different Lucys before getting punched in the face by 'Demon Lucy'.

"It seems Lucy was split into her five basic emotions." Erza added. "Her Happiness, her Rage, her Timidity, her Laziness, and her..." She glanced at the purple, weird Lucy who was currently doing some weird dance, "...strangness."

"Lets just try to live with it until Levy finds a way to fix this." Gray said cooly while leaning on a wall.

"PUT ON YER GODDAM CLOTHES!" The Demon Lucy screamed. Gray panicked not only out of embarrassment but out of fright from the scary version of Lucy.

(20 min later)

"Whee! AHAHAHA! This needs more glitter!"

Her eye twitched.

"Euuhh... Just leave me alone..."

Her teeth gritted.

"GRAAHH! I'LL BURN DOWN YOUR FACE AND MURDER YER FAMILY!" "AAAIIIEEEE!"

A vein appeared on her forehead.

"Huehue *burp* om... *braaahhpp* hue hue... oops. *chomp chomp chomp*"

Her teeth started grinding and she began to growl.

A presence came up from behind her and breathed heavily on the back of her neck. "haaahh... i liek chokolit mielk." Then bit her hair.

Then she snapped.

"GRRRRAAHH!" Erza flipped the table. "I can't deal with this anymore! These Lucys are driving insane!"

"Erza, just try and deal with it for now! Levy's already working on a way to fix this!" Gray pleaded looking slightly alarmed.

On the other side of the guild, Levy was shown looking through many guild with Jet and Droy cheering her on. There were multi-colored books scattered all around her while she sported a pair of pink Gale Force glasses on her nose.

"And think about it, fighting with 5 DIFFERENT LUCYS! Plus, that Scary Lucy seems pretty strong with that minigun and stuff."

She sighed, "Fine... We'll give it a try..."

The MLP Lucy (I'm calling her that from now on) flew up to them leaving behind a trail of rainbow glitter and hearts, which Gajeel choked on, "YAAYY! A MISSION TOGETHER WITH MY BESTEST-BEST-FRIEND-BUDDIES-THAT-I-LOVE-SO-MUCH-MY-FRIENDS WHEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEE!" Then flew over to the Guild Job Board.

They nearly all gagged from the positivity that leaked from her like a tap. Somewhere else in the guild, Elfman was giving Gajeel a 'Manly' heimlich maneuver until he coughed up the happy rainbow funtimes. He ended up passing out and barfing up and rainbow puddle with hints of glitter.

A little bit later she flew back with the 'perfect' request:

WE NEED PEOPLE TO HELP BATHE THE ELDERLY AND BABIES AT THE HAPPY FUNTIME FUNCARE CENTER FOR THE WRINKLY ELDERS AND PUDGY BABIES!

Reward: The satisfaction of helping to bring joy to these wrinkly old and new faces.

Location: Sunshine Strawberry Blvd.

They all just looked at eachother and knew the answer.

"No."

"Can't we just stay home...? Please don't hurt.. me... uwahhh..." The Sad Lucy murmured.

"Yeah, and like, eat a bunch? *burp*" The Lazy Lucy agreed while chowing down on her 32838298th bag of chips.

"JUST LET ME DO IT YOU IDIOTIC MAGGOTS!" And with that the Demon Lucy stomped up to the board and ripped off a request, kicking Nab for no apparent reason.

"This Lushie is so meeaannn..." Happy thought

"WHAT DID YOU SAY FISH!?" Demon Lucy said while still at the board eyes literally ablaze.

"How did she know what I was thinking!?" Happy thought again.

"YOU'RE TALKING OUT LOUD YOU STUPID IDIOT ROTTEN FISH EATING CAT, I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND SOAK YOU IN BOILING OIL WITH SALT AND LEMON JUICE!" Then she took out her minigun.(Why do they call it a minigun? IT IS NOT AT ALL MINI!) "I mean it."

"OKAY OKAY JUST CHOOSE THE JOB OKAY IM SORRYY!" Happy cried and flew to Natsu. She gave him one final glare and went back to her business.

A bit later she came back with a job in her hand and for some reason, the edges were scorched.

HELP KILL THIS BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTER THAT WEARS ITS VICTIM'S ORGANS AS CLOTHES! IT HAS KILLED 9999999999999999999999-

"OKAY STOP THERE NO WAY! HOW IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED FOR OUR... gulp... class..." Lucy towered over Gray with flaming eyes. She flipped him onto his stomach and grabbed him by his ankles the began to drag him into a closet.

"No... NO.. NO NO NO NO NOOO! SOMEBODY HELP ME! SHE'S GONNA SKIN ME ALIVE! AND DUMP BLEACH ON ME SOMEONE-" The door was shut.

Loud bangs and screams were heard from both people and even heard Gray's Ice Make being activated.

"AAAHH AHA NOO WHYYY!?" CRASH BANG!

"SHUT UP SWINE!"SLICE SPLOOSH!

"IT BURNSS AAGHH*GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE BLARGGHH*

"PPBBGHHHTTTTHHH! AGH NO NOT THERE! AAHGHHH! HELP BUTT RAPE! NOOO! ICE-MAKE-"SHABOOOSSHH! *CRAZY MAGIC NOISES* *RANDOM SCREECH OF SOME WEIRD ANIMAL UNKNOWN TO HUMAN KNOWLEDGE* CRASH!

"UGH MY HAIR! YOU'RE DEAD!"

"NO WAY I'M OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!" Then Gray burst through the door in only his underwear. "Crazy bitch." He was covered in multiple cuts and what looks like chemical burns on his skin. "I managed to save my skin but my clothes were burned off by bleach and some other random chemical things there is in that demon closet and- HEY WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY HELP ME!?"

They all just looked everywhere but Gray and whistled while Juvia still stood behind that pole whispering something about having 5x the love rivals or wutevs. They all knew not to get on that Lucy's bad side.

Lucy later came out of the closet and sat next to Natsu who tensed up and put his hands up for defense like she was gonna attack him. She could anyway if she wanted to for no reason at all.

Then Weirdo Lucy rose up out of nowhere, doing the reverse toilet flush with a job request in her hand. "PBBTHTHHTVBGBHEBHHBBBHHH!" Natsu took it from her hand and gave her a look that said 'Back off'.

"Hey guys, this job actually isn't that baAAAAHHHHH! OH MY MAVIS, GET IT AAAOOFFFFFF!" He ran around in circles trying to unlatch the Lucy from his hair.

"PLEASE SOMEBODY HEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HER TEETH ARE SINKING INTO MY SCALP SOMEBODY HELP ME!" She grabbed the edges on his mouth and sat on his shoulders like 'L'. (For those who don't know, L is from Death Note. He sits crouch down and hunched over sort off. Just Google L from Death Note, You'll see what I mean.)

After a few minutes of intense pain, he finally managed to pry her off his head, losing a chunk of his hair in the process of course.

"Heeeeeyyyaaaaa, Vender! I want a refund! This cotton candy tastes like blood and broken dreams! Oh the broccollliii... why did yhu leave me... ladadiii..." She sat on the ground pouting her, now Coral Blue (Hahaha. Spongebob) ,lips.

Natsu just wrapped his scarf around his head and ignored the stream of blood going down his head.

HELP PLEASE! BANDITS ATTACKING INNOCENT GIRLS IN THE WOODS!

Reward: 990000J

Location: Mensobari Forest + A Celestial Spirit Key

"THIS SOUNDS PERFECT!"

"Yea wutever..."

"That sound scary... blargh..."

"THAT SOUNDS PERFECT!"

"Why do my nostrils whisper to me..."

"Wow, that's the fastest we've ever made a decision. Maybe this won't be so bad..." Erza thought.

(5 hours Later)

"LEEEEEVVYYYYYY! FIX THISSSS!"


CHAPTAH 2! Make sure to R&R Mk? I need reviews for inspiration mah otaku buddies. :3

~Le Magic Taco