Megu: Sorry its so late. Hope you don't kill me
shino shanks her
Well, besides Shino nii san no baka. But its done so BUWAHHAHHAHAH!!!!
They were on an impossible mission. But they were stupid enough to do it. They were konoha's village idiots---Konohamaru and Naruto. And they would succeed.
Of course, if they hadn't tripped into a 20000000000000 yen vase, they would have. Instantly, they were faced with a Hyuuga. Not the Hyuuga either of them wanted to face, though. It was Neji Hyuuga, the angsty, handsome, self absorbed punk of the Hyuugas, who always was muttering about fate.
"…CURSE YOU MAIN BRANCH," he growled, looking at the vase. That was his signature curse.
"…." Konohamaru stared at Naruto nervously.
"YOU!" Neji shot a finger at Naruto. "What are you doing here? With that punk?"
"Hey! My names Konohamaru and I'm gonna be Hokage!"
"You brought a clone? How did you make a clone? Can I make one-who has just as perfect hair as I do?" Neji bombarded Naruto with questions.
O.O "…Can I see Hinata?"
"Nani?!?!? Of course not!"
"Why not?" he whined.
"I wanna see Hanabi!" Konohamaru threw forth.
"NO. It is your fate to DIE at my hands. NOW!" Neji shouted a little too happily, waking an adorable Hanabi.
Hanabi groggily walked by in her fuzzy bunny slippers.
"Neji nii san?" she asked, rubbing a swollen eye. It was obvious since the blood red clashed with her lilac Hyuugan eyes.
"Hanabi chan!" Konohamaru cried, hugging her. She blinked, wondering if she was in some creepy dream.
"Konohamaru?" she asked, as Neji twitched. What were these bakas doing here-hitting on his cousins?
"What do you want?" Neji glared, murmuring through gritted teeth.
Naruto grabbed a letter in his pocket. "I—was just going to give this to Hina chan-" Before he could blink, he saw Neji's hand swipe the letter.
"Arigato. I'll give it to Hinata sama myself," he turned back to his room.
"DEMO-" Naruto glared, chasing after the Hyuugan boy. "I wanted to give it to her myself?"
Neji ignored him, continuing on. "Doshite?"
"---" Naruto froze, holding off a blush. "That's not your business!"
"Oh, but Naruto-baka, it is my business. I have been given the duty of defending Hinata sama since I was four years old. I was made a bird in a cage—" And everyone who has seen Neji's fight with Naruto in the exams knows his whole spiel. Naruto fell asleep on the floor as Neji concluded. "And that is why only I must deliver this letter to Hinata sama.."
But he was interrupted by an adorable yawn, as a slender Hinata chan slid out of her bedroom.
"Ne-neji nii san? Is something wrong? I heard you shouting-" Her groggy eyes instantly lit up as she saw her beloved Naruto kun there.
"Na-naruto kun?" she asked, turning red, completely shocked and unsure of what to do.
"Hina chan!" Naruto woke up in an instant. He grabbed the letter from Neji. "I had this for you! Gomen nasai for coming so late!" He gave a toothy grin that made Hinata giggle in an adorable way. That only made Naruto more happy. Neji walked away, unconcerned and wanting to continue that dream he had about Tenten oO.
Hinata took the letter, her hands trembling. She already had an idea of what was in it. "Oh, thank you Naruto kun!" she smiled, her slender arms wrapping around Naruto's neck. Naruto turned red, but returned it with a short kiss on her lips. Konohamaru frowned, wondering if he'd ever want to kiss Hanabi…ugh…
Hinata blushed profusely, but a smile tugged on her lips. Naruto smiled back, but hearing Hiashi's voice shout, "GET OUT BEFORE I KILL YOU!" What a father in law he would make….Naruto shivered.
Reluctantly, he let go of Hinata, with an "Oyasumi Nasai, Hina-chan," and a wink. Hinata fell against a wall, in utter ecstasy. Konohamaru said goodbye to Hanabi chan, who still seemed perplexed. After a few days, she went to Hinata, a bit red and asked "How do you know if you like someone, Nee-san?"
"So that was it?" Konohamaru asked, apparently disappointed. "Just a stupid letter?"
"Not just any stupid letter!" Naruto grinned. He really liked that kiss…. "Besides, you got to see…uh…"
"HANABI!" Boku (megumi simply calls him Boku in class…) returned with a voice of indignation.
"Right! Hanabi nee chan!" Naruto added cautiously.
After a few minutes of silent walking, Konohamaru asked. "Naruto nii chan?"
"Stop calling me that…" Naruto growled.
"What did that letter say?"
Naruto gave him a death glare. "None. Of. Your. Business."
"But-"
"NO, boku! It was secret!"
"You wont even tell me?" Konohamaru asked downcast.
"Not even you!" Naruto's eyes squinted.
"Why not, Naruto nii chan?"
"Because…" Naruto's face cringed with embarrasement as his mind reeled over what he wrote.
Dear Hina chan,
Again, gomen for being so late about this letter. Tsunade-baaa-chan sent me on another stupid mission. But hey-better late than never, right? Here's the ring-it is the right one, right? If it isn't, well, I'll go hit myself in the head or run ten thousand laps around KOnoha or whatever Rock Lee does when he doen'st do something right. But, I love you Hina chan! Dattebayo! Even more than Ramen! …Kakashi sensei says that's impossible, but I mean-everyone says its impossible for me to become Hokage, and I'm gonna do that, right? …Back off, Sasuke teme! Oh, sorry. Sasuke wanted to take this letter and if he did that I would have another excuse to kill him! Which I will! Dattebayo!
With love and all that stuff,
Naruto
No. It was better to just say nothing. Konohamaru wouldn't understand. Maybe one day, he'd grow old enough to get it. But not now. That was between Hinata chan and him.
