Alice was playing Portal 2 while the other contestants watched or chatted among themselves. Dib was sitting in the corner worried about what was to come.
He was trapped in a room full of irkens his sister and this crazy girl that could do anything with a flick of her wrist! Literally! When he asked what was going on Alice told him that he as well as all the others were being held against their will for other people to come and either make them answer nosey and embarrassing questions or make them go through painful and traumatizing experiences. He had to get out of this.
"Okay you guys our first darers are here! I want you all on your best behavior!" Alice announced turning on the camera.
"Welcome back you guys! I'm happy to say we already have three darers sending in stuff. First we have invaderzimdibfan!"
The darer walked in smiling at the group with a list in their hand.
"Okay first off truths!" the darer announced. "Alice why do you hate Dibby so much?" the darer gave Dib a quick hug.
Alice leaned back in her chair casually. "I'm just more of a Zim girl." She replied simply looking at Zim with a suggestive smirk. Zim backed away kinda creped out.
"Gir is the cupcake pretty?"
Gir nodded putting lipstick on a sparkly pink cupcake.
"Was that even there a minute ago?" Tak asked confused.
"Dares!" the darer yelled ignoring the question.
"Zim jump in a lake or something else painful."
Zim gulped and was teleported to a beautiful lake. Zim changed into a pair of pink swim trunks and walked to the edge of the dock. He held his breath and jumped in. He screamed in pain for a little over a minute then was brought back to Alice's room. Alice gave him a towel and Zim sucked in the urge to scream again.
"Tallests dress up like Mario and Luigi and jump on Gir who will be dressed as a Goomba."
The three were poofed into their costumes the Tallests getting a few laughs out of Zim, Gaz, Gir, and Alice. The two irken leaders jumped on Gir who exploded horribly in a massive fireball of doom. When the smoke cleared the three were gone and the rest of the group was covered in ash among the ruins of the room.
"How is that even possible?" Dib asked coughing.
"I knew I should've taken those exploding monkeys out of him." Zim said.
"Dib you get a 'Get out of dare free' card! Also you have to blast Zim with a laser." The darer smiled.
Alice sighed snapping her fingers. A laser gun appeared in Dib's hand and he shot Zim without hesitating. Zim exploded and the darer handed Dib the card. Alice glared at them while weeping over Zim's ashes.
"That's all!" invaderzimdibfan was poofed away.
Alice wiped away her tears her make-up now running a little and looked at the list of darers.
"Next is Ao Raita!" she announced.
The darer appeared and cleared their throat.
"Tak build another hologram disguise. I'm just curious about how you would look."
"Well I have always wanted to be a ginger…" Tak thought as she ran off and came back as a human girl with frilly orange hair and bright green eyes.
"Dib with your glasses off try to walk around without tripping or falling through an obstacle course."
"Yes!" Alice cheered. "Time for a super deadly course OF DOOM!"
"Alice, don't make him suffer please, just make it a simple obstacle course." The darer begged.
"Fine." She growled.
A simple course appeared with traffic cones and various plastic things thrown around. Dib set his glasses down on the table and slowly made his way through the course barely even stumbling. When he reached the end Zim tripped him just to take away his sense of victory.
"Gaz is it truth that even though you are a hard and reserved person, do you have loving and caring feelings sometimes?"
Gaz growled at the darer slightly blushing as she looked away.
"Zim what happens when you rub an irken's antenna?"
"Let's find out!" Alice squealed before Zim could answer.
She ran her finger up and down Zim's antenna a few times with Zim tensing and blushing more and more. His eyes grew wide and his breaths were heavy. Eventually Zim whipped around and kissed Alice. Alice fangirled for a couple seconds then fainted. Zim snapped out of his trance and looked at everyone staring at him.
"THAT WAS JUST A REFLEX!" Zim yelled running from the room to wash the taste out of his mouth.
"Tallests why does an irken need to be tall to be respected or superior?"
"Well in our culture height means intelligence and strength…or something." Red explained.
"Yeah!" Purple cheered with his mouth full of doughnuts.
"Gir and Mimi play the piano, let's see who's better at it."
Mimi played a beautiful symphony that everyone seemed to enjoy while Gir was just banging on the keys spastically making everyone cringe except for Alice who was still uncontious.
"Victory!" Zim screamed.
"You know your robot sucked ri-" Zim shoved Tak out the window before she could finish.
"Skoodge how much time did it take to conquer the planet that you'd been assigned?"
Skoodge thought about this for a minute. "A little over a year I think."
Gir was poking Alice with a stick when she suddenly sprung up and poofed Ao Raita away.
"That was a good nap. Okay this is the last one I'm dealing with today it's…Invader Kim of Exorcism and Alchemy?!"
Alice read the list several more times to make sure she wasn't going crazy and Kim appeared behind her.
"Hiya!" she greeted.
"Kimmy!" the girls hugged and laughed like the old friends they were.
"Okay I dare Dib to sit through an entire marathon of Twilight with his eyes taped open!"
"This is why you're my friend!" Alice squealed shoving Dib into another room to watch the movies.
Dib (who forgot about his dare free card) came back out looking really pissed off.
"I hate you." He growled.
The girls laughed enjoying each other's company.
"I dare Zim to sit in a dunk tank without paste and have Gaz throw tennis balls at the target!"
Zim shook in fear in his trunks again sitting on the platform above the water with Gaz waiting impatiently with three tennis balls in her hands. Alice scampered up to the tank and whispered to Zim.
"I rigged it she shouldn't be able to dunk you." She said with a smile.
Zim relaxed and let his ego build up again.
"Foolish Gaz-human you think you can-" Zim was cut off when he fell into the water.
Gaz had broken the target and dunked Zim in one shot. Zim sat wrapped in another towel glaring at Alice. She mouthed the word 'sorry' and turned her attention back to her friend.
"I dare Gir to go a day without tacos burritos or taquitos!"
Alice carried Gir to a metal room and locked him inside.
"Sorry Gir but for our own safety we have to keep you isolated." She said through a speaker on the door.
"I dare Red and Purple to give Zim a hug and not try to kill him!"
The tallests sighed and bent down to Zim's level. Zim beamed and jumped in their arms Red and Purple not enjoying it in the slightest.
Alice's eye twitched until red warning lights began to flash around the room.
"What's going on?" Dib asked beginning to panic.
Alice checked on Gir's containment chamber.
"HE'S GONNA BLOW!" she screamed.
Everyone frantically ran for cover to shield themselves from Gir's enormous blast.
