Disclaimer: Did I do a disclaimer last chapter? Hm... Anyways, I don't own Victorious.
Cat: Hi Jadeyy!
Jade: What!
Cat: Come overrr! I wanna play pirates!
Jade: Get someone else 2 do it. I have 2 clean my sex toys.
Cat: That's yucky, Jade.
Jade: I meant scissors. Don't b a perv.
Cat: But I didn't say it!
Jade: Ur rite. Autocorrect is the Parthenon.
Cat: ?
Jade: *Perv. This conversation is offhand
Jade: *Over. DANG IT!
A/N: This is one of the ones I wrote. I'm such a Parthenon.
