Disclaimer: Did I do a disclaimer last chapter? Hm... Anyways, I don't own Victorious.


Cat: Hi Jadeyy!

Jade: What!

Cat: Come overrr! I wanna play pirates!

Jade: Get someone else 2 do it. I have 2 clean my sex toys.

Cat: That's yucky, Jade.

Jade: I meant scissors. Don't b a perv.

Cat: But I didn't say it!

Jade: Ur rite. Autocorrect is the Parthenon.

Cat: ?

Jade: *Perv. This conversation is offhand

Jade: *Over. DANG IT!


A/N: This is one of the ones I wrote. I'm such a Parthenon.