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Chapter 2 – Enter: Suki Uchiha!

It has been a week since Gai, or should I say Gay, gave us that stupid punishment. Doesn't he know how difficult it is to dress up as a girl when you're a frickin' straight guy?! Keep your cool, Sasuke…Breathe in, and out…in and out…

Why, oh why does God punish me so? I hadn't done anything to provoke him, so why does he need Gai to live in this already cruel world? Worst of all, why make him our principal?! For goodness sake, doesn't he know how horrible that is?

"Hey! Hey, Sasuke! Or would you prefer Suki?" Kiba, or 'The Green Dog' (that sounded so wrong), smirked knowingly, obviously he knows the fact that I'd be staying on the other side; meaning Konoha Boarding School for GIRLS. Frickin' GIRLS!

But he seemed perfectly normal even when he's wearing that horrible green spandex.

I shot him an annoyed look, followed by a death glare. No, it's not a death glare, it's the death glare especially made for us Uchihas. And it's also what Brother uses when he seems like he's PMSing. Now that is a very, very, very scary sight…

"Say what you want. At least I won't be near him like you will," Now it was my turn to smirk. But Kiba brushed it off like it was nothing, my smirk falling from my face.

"Anyways, Sasuke, won't you get us a souvenir once you get back? You know, like an underwear or a cup D bra?"

"Still a pervert, I see?" Shikamaru, I mean 'The Mighty Shika', asked out of nowhere. He must be becoming more and more Gai-ish by the second. Man, was it a hilarious sight! Shika was wearing the green spandex suit Gai gave him, and it seems like he was even happy!

"What? Can't I have fun while Sasuke's wallowing in his own misery?" Kiba answered Shikamaru innocently. That bastard…

"Hn."

"Aw, come on, dude! Can't you take a joke?" Of course I can…but a joke'll be funnier if you DIED.

"Here we go again. . . You guys are so troublesome. Remember the last time you argued?" The Mighty Shika butted in before we could start a fight.

"Tch. It's that loser's fault. He doesn't know when to shut up," I countered. But that only made the situation worse.

"What did you say?!" Dog-breath shouted, glaring so fiercely that you could see demons appearing behind him. I wonder why he's so mad… But I wasn't even fazed with his glare.

Although the way he glared made him look kind of…cute – wait, what?! Did I just say cute?! I felt my cheeks burn, but I hoping they wouldn't notice.

"Hey, Sasuke, you alright? You seem kinda…well,red," But they noticed. Damn you, Kiba! Damn you!

"Hm? Oh, yeah, you do seem red. Do you have a fever?" Shika asked me with a look of concern. And I felt my cheeks burn even more. What the heck was up with me?!

"I-I don't t-think so…" Why am I, Sasuke Uchiha, stuttering?!

Kiba put the back of his hand on my temples, "Seems to me like you do," And that was it. This was the first time in my life that I blushed at the feeling of a hot guy touching your face. Again, what the f—! It looks like my face is scorching hot right now…How embarrassing!

One thought entered my mind before everything went blank: 'Am I gay…?'

"Sasuke? Sasuke?!..." and that was the last thing I heard before I blacked out.