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Chapter 2: Will he ever shut up!?
Spike P.O. V.
I was quite annoyed with that Edward guy, he sounded quite up himself and a bit gay, but if he was enough to freak Buffy out then he was enough to freak anyone out. God, he's still talking to me, I don't even know why, I think he's planning to show me his wife, I don't really care either way. Ha-ha, he's saying how heart-broken he was after he left his wife and then came back to her begging on his knees ha-ha, now that's funny. "I was so horrible to her, but she took me back anyway, ha-ha she doesn't deserve me, at the time she was a mere mortal. Ha! But I changed that, after we had our honeymoon of course! Ha-ha!" I laughed half-heartedly at his joke, sure that he needed her more than he said that he did, I yawned and sighed. It was going to be a long night.
Edward P.O.V.
Ugh, his thoughts were even more repulsive as he slept, he was thinking of that Blonde haired bimbo who thought she was so smart. I hated the petty fantasies men had in their sleep, it was disgusting, I started to hum a tune to myself, trying to block out the thoughts that were trying feebly to penetrate my mind. I couldn't understand why he plotted against the girl that he was obviously in love with, I sighed and started to walk out of the room, the door creaked quietly and he murmured a name. I chose to not notice what he had said, trying to focus on what my daughter was thinking, ahh she was having her dinner, the usual burn ran up the inside of my throat, mocking me. I went down the hall to see Alice and get an update on my bet with Emmett, I laughed quietly at how stupid he was for betting against Alice and I. As I reached the door of her room I heard a commotion in there, I leaned my ear against the door and heard that Alice was arguing with the Buffy girl, I reached out with my mind trying to see what was happening through Alice's mind. Odd, she was trying to decipher ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs from when she went to Egypt with Jasper, something must be happening, I closed the door and moved away. I flew down the stairs to where Bella was sitting with Renesmee and Jacob, it was still hard for me to understand how she can spend time with the mutt, I sat down next to Bella and joined the conversation, my mind miles away trying to figure out what Alice was up to.
Alice P.O.V.
I could hear Edward going downstairs to see Bella and Nessie, now Buffy and I had a chance to foil his evil plans, I looked at Buffy who was now wearing the pair of jeans and the T-shirt that I had given her, and was pacing around while talking to Xander and Willow quietly. "Buffy, he has gone downstairs with the rest of the family, we need to try and go downstairs without him noticing. Got it?" she looked at me and a grin slowly lit up her face, "don't worry Alice, leave it to us, we'll get down there, all we need to do is stop thinking, can you do that Xander?" she turned to Xander and he looked at us "what?" he asked. I laughed and moved to the door "follow my league" I said.
Sorry for the hold up on the second chapter, I haven't had a lot of time on my hands.
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