Bunch of Cry Babies.
RATED M: FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
Author's note-Nyum!: Hello! here-nyum! Just wanted to explain a few things. First of all, this is chapter 2 of Crybabies. Yes there will be nudity, mostly from a rather slutty Kenny, but not for long(wink).
Don't like don't read, the usuall blah blah blah.-Nyum!
Hope you enjoy-Nyum!
Chapter 2: You Bastard
Butters woke up in a daze. He barely got any sleep last night. His Dad had grounded him again, which meant no dinner for him, so the blonde boy was practically starved by this point. He made a point to hurry up and get ready for school. The sooner he was at school, the sooner he'd eat. As bad as it may have sounded, it was all Butters' fault for making that stupid face again. You know the one, when he had his picture taken as school. Yeah, that silly face.
"Butters!" It was his dad, who just entered the room.
"Y-yeah Dad?" The blonde stuttered, fearing a consecutive grounding.
"Are you ready for school?" His dad asked.
"Y-yes I am dad." He answered.
"Okay, now if I get another call from the school today, You will receieve double-grounding," He said. "Do you understand me mister?"
"Yes I-I understand sir." Butters said. Then his Dad left, closing the door behind him. Butters sighed, and slipped his backpack on, before heading out of his door, and off to school.
*
"Boys," Mrs. Cartman chimed. "It's time to wake up!" The four boys were lying in their respective beds. Kyle and Stan were still spooning, with Stan's cheek pressed against Kyle's bare back. Cartman was lying flat on his back, with Kenny draped along his wide body, still in nothing but the green sweatpants.
Cartman was the first to wake from his mother's inquiry. He saw Kenny lying atop his waist, and he smirked. He liked Kenny on top of him, the blonde's body heat complemented his own well. He could feel the slight pressure of Kenny's bulge on his own, and he kind of liked it. What the fuck? Cartman thought. Why do I like this?
"Kinny," Cartman poked the boy's bare shoulder. This wasn't the first time they had been in this position. This was usually how the two wound up every other morning Kenny stayed the night. "Kinny!" He hissed, trying not to wake up Kyle or Stan. Out of frustration, Cartman grabbed the green sweatpants, and yanked them down, exposing the white globes of Kenny's butt. He gave the booty a loud smack, sending a yelping Kenny off of Cartman and into the frame of the bigger bed.
"Ow!" Kenny shouted, effectively waking up Kyle. "What was that for!?"
"You farted on me!" Cartman said, attempting to justify the ass slap, when in reality he just wanted to feel up said ass.
"What time is it?" Kyle asked. It was then that Cartman noticed Kyle's lack of upper body clothing, and the blanket made it look like he wasn't wearing anything.
"Kahl," Cartman breathed in. "Did you sleep naked in mah bed?" He asked.
"What? NO! I'm wearing underwear!" He said, blushing fiercely.
"Did you and Stan do it in mah bed?" Cartman asked.
"NO! God dammit, I just can't sleep with normal clothes on, I usually wear pajamas." He said, still blushing, as he pulled the blanket off, exposing his underwear-clad body. Kyle had put on a bit of weight, but not enough to make him fat, just to where you couldn't count his ribs. He got up from the bed, waking up Stan, who got out of the bed as well, but he definitely wasn't a morning person. He trudged to the door like a zombie, not to mention, he was also in his underwear. Cartman noticed Stan's morning wood, protruding forward in his tighty whities, as he reached for the doorknob.
"STAN!" Kyle approached the raven-haired boy, grabbing his shoulders and turning him around. He looked over at Cartman and Kenny. "Can one of you get me Stan's pants please?" He said.
Kenny obliged, grabbing Stan's denim jeans from the floor, and approaching the other two. Cartman watched in silence, as Kenny and Kyle helped Stan into his pants, like he was drunk as hell.
"Thanks, Ken, Stan is like a zombie in the morning," Kyle said, with a knowing smirk. "Didn't want him walking around Cartman's house with morning wood!" Kyle blushed.
"So," Kenny said, staring downward, directly at Kyle's ass. "We should...probably get ready for school." He said, trying to break from glaring at the Jew's buttocks.
At least, that's what it looked like to Cartman. Kyle did have a nice ass, it was perfectly rounded, and definitely grabbable. Not that Cartman cared. He was just a stupid Jew, who happened to have the ass of his bitch mom.
"Yeah..." Kyle then blushed further, upon noticing what Kenny was gawking at. He walked stiffly over to Cartman's bed, and grabbed his clothes. He looked at the two boys, he was getting rather annoyed. "Stop looking at my ass!" He shouted, snapping Kenny out of his trance. Cartman shot him an angry glare.
"I wasn't lookin at your ass!" Cartman yelled, acting offended.
"Oh, c'mon Cartman, I saw you lookin' too!" Kenny said. Cartman grew more angry.
"Fuck you Kinny!" He yelled. Kyle shook his head, before stepping into his pants. Stan was slowly and groggily sliding on his shirt. Kenny looked around at the boys. Shrugging, he just pulled down his sweatpants in front of all of them.
"Kenny!" Kyle gasped, his face going red once again.
"You guys saw it all last night, what's the big deal?" Kenny said, as he stepped out of the green pants. The blonde was now standing in the bedroom completely naked. Cartman's mouth gaped open, along with Kyles, and now Stan's as he was now fully awake. Kenny giggled, and then walked over to the dresser, taking his sweet time as he bent over seductively, lifing his rounded ass into the air. He placed the sweatpants in the drawer. He then walked over to the matress, next to Cartman, who remained motionless. Kenny grabbed his bundle of clothes, and began to dress within a foot of Cartman. He stopped after he put his socks and shirt on. "What's wrong with you guys?"
"You're n-naked," Cartman stuttered. "You're in my room naked..." He looked up at the blonde. Kenny shook his head.
"You realize we used to shower together?" Kenny said.
"Yeah, but we were eight years old then." Kyle said, blushing more than before, if that was even possible. "We're older now, things have changed." Kyle explained.
"Things, like what?" Kenny asked, with a slight bit of seductiveness to his voice, as he wiggled his ass toward the other two boys.
"Kenny..." Stan said, with a shocked tone in his voice.
"Stop it right now..." Kyle said, rather angrily. Kenny sighed, and turned toward the boys. They all saw that the blonde boy was hard.
"You guys are no fun." Kenny said, abscent-mindedly showing off his erection, before pulling up his stained-white underwear. Kyle gulped, Stan sighed, and Cartman let out a confused grunt. "If it's a commitment thing, I don't think Stan would mind a little foolin around." Kenny cooed in Stan's direction, causing the boy to blush.
"Quit being gay Kinny!" A blushing Cartman spoke up. Kenny looked back at the fat boy, and smirked, giving him a flash of his penis again.
"You of all people..." Kenny said, shaking his member in Cartman's direction.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!" Cartman shouted, red-faced. "We gotta get to school, and if you say anything else, I will kill you myself!" The fat boy growled. Kenny rolled his eyes, and put his penis away, before getting dressed. Soon all four boys were on their way out to the bus stop, each one not daring to speak.
The four boys stood at the bus stop, freezing in their jackets, when the sound of approaching footsteps broke the silence. They saw that it was just Butters. Again.
"Hey fellas." Butters said.
"Butters." Cartman said. The sweet blonde took note of the unusual silence.
"You fellas alright?" He asked, genuinely concerned for his friends.
"To tell you the truth Butters," Kyle began.
"Kyle you better shut the fuck up!" Cartman barked.
"Fuck you fatass!" Kyle spat back.
"That's the spirit!" Butters cheered.
"Stan and I are a thing." Kyle stated, clutching Stan's gloved hand. Butters cheer was paused, mostly out of confusion.
"A thing?"
"It means he's my boyfriend." Kyle said, pulling Stan closer.
"Are you just gonna tell everybody!?" Stan asked, growing frustrated, and blushing from utter embarassment.
"I have to," Kyle said, looking into Stan's eyes. "Wendy's probably already spreading ridiculous rumours, so we might as well embrace them, to show her we aren't afraid of her!" Kyle said. Stan smiled.
"So you're gay?" Butters was just catching on.
"Uh, yeah..." Kyle said.
"Okay, well that's fine with me." He then proceeded to give Kyle and Stan affectionate kisses on the cheeks. "I-I've always wanted to do that." He blushed, mashing his knuckles together. Kenny approached Butters.
"MMmmrph mmemfph mmpmp mpmporhmm." Kenny said, Butters scratched his scalp and tilted his head in confusion.
"Wh-what'd he say?" Butters asked. Kyle gave Kenny a disgusted glare, then sighed.
"He wanted to know if you're DTF now?" Kyle said, shaking his head at Kenny.
"DTF?" Butters showed his classic naivety.
"It means Down To Fuck." Stan stated bluntly.
"Down to- What?" Butters said.
"Oh Butters..." Kyle sighed. "Kenny is clearly also gay, and he wants to know if he can make love to you..." Kyle groaned.
"Oh, well I'm flattered Kenny," Butters said, in his usual sing-song voice. "B-but I don't do butt stuff... or any stuff..." He said, clearly having no idea what he was talking about. Kenny removed his hood, and approached the boy, placing a hand on his cheek.
"It's okay my little virgin," Kenny cooed. Butters blushed, not exactly knowing what a virgin was, but simply from the skin to skin contact Kenny was making with his face. "I'll teach you all the ins and outs." He smirked.
"KINNY STAHP IT!" Cartman shouted. "What the fuck's wrong with you!? You went from zero to faggot in a single night!" He blushed as he said this.
"Oh please..." Kenny said. "You didn't say that when you were-" Cartman aggressively shoved Kenny, sending him into the road, as the bus finally arrived, crushing the boy flat in an instant. The three others looked at Cartman, wide-eyed.
"Oh my God, you killed Kenny!" Stan shouted.
"You bastard!" Kyle shouted back, before snapping out of the trope. "Wait a sec. Why did you kill Kenny?"
"Cuz he was being weird you guys, that was probably a defective Kinny." He made a decent point, apparently, because Stan and Kyle shrugged it off as they got on the bus. Butters, however, was shell-shocked, and had to be dragged on.
*
Craig exited the school bus, with Clyde, Token, and Tweek behind him. The four boys entered the cafeteria, got their breakfast, and sat at their usual table. They ate their breakfasts in an awkward silence. It was Clyde who broke said silence.
"So, about last night..." Craig began.
"No, you shut up Craig!" Clyde snapped, scaring the brunette. Tweek shouted at Craig's unexpected furocity.
"You guys know I won't tell anybody." Token said. Craig and Clyde nodded. They knew he wouldn't, because Token was one of the few reasonable human beings in South Park, and besides, he was involved.
"Of course you won't," Craig warned, leaning towards the dark boy. "cuz if you do, I'll just tell everyone you were in on it." He whispered, sending chills down Token's spine.
"Leave him alone, Craig." Clyde scolded. Craig glared at him, with a mixture of hate and understanding. "You know he's not gonna tell." He said.
"GAH!- Y-ya, Token's not a tattle-tale..." Tweek said. Craig, by now, was red-faced, as he recalled last night's events.
Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and Butters sat at their usual breakfast table. Butters was a little shaken up by seeing Kenny die, he wasn't used to it yet.
"Butters," Kyle patted the blonde's back. "It's okay, Kenny will be back tomorrow." Kyle comforted the smaller boy, feeding him his cereal like he was his mother.
"Yeah, then he can finish saying what he was gonna say, before fatass killed him." Stan said, looking over at Cartman, who was sweating nervously. God dammit, Kinny... He thought. What am I gonna do? With that, Cartman left the table. Stan and Kyle were confused.
"Why do you think Cartman killed Kenny?" Kyle asked Stan, who shrugged his shoulders, then raised his eyebrows.
"I think maybe Kenny was about to spill a secret!" Stan suggested. Kyle's face lit up.
"Of course, but what secret?" Kyle pondered hard. Then he sighed.
"I don't know," Stan said. "But I think Cartman's gonna kill Kenny every day for the rest of his life to keep him from telling that secret." Stan said. Kyle's eyes grew wide, both with concern for Kenny, but also with glee.
"Then this secret is probably pretty big..." He smirked. Stan gave him a glare. "what? I care about Kenny too! It's just that, we'll finally have something new to rip on Cartman for!" He cheered. Stan shrugged and smiled.
Cartman closed the door to the boy's bathroom, and checked the stalls. There was nobody else in here. He sighed, and cursed.
"I can't have them find out what me nad Kinny did..." Cartman said, blushing as he spoke out loud to himself. "But he's just gonna come back, and I'm gonna have to kill him again, and again, and again..." He pondered. He had accepted that he was a border-line sociopath a long time ago, so killing Kenny wasn't the problem, it was the fact that he was going to have to do it on a regular basis.
Just then someone came in the bathroom. It was Butters, followed by Kyle, who was holding his hand. He led the blonde boy to the stall, and let him enter it.
"Is Butters your side ho?" Cartman joked.
"Shut up fatass! He's not used to seeing Kenny die like we are, and he's a little shooken up." Kyle explained.
Cartman rolled his eyes, but internally he felt bad for the boy. He could hear the sound of Butters peeing in the stall. He shook his head of the dirty thought that took over his head.
"What was Kenny gonna say before you killed him?" Kyle asked.
"How the fuck am I supposed to know? He was probably gonna say something faggy, and I was tired of it!" He said.
"So why did you kill him?" Kyle asked the fat boy.
"I killed him because he was defective, I already said!" Cartman shouted angrily, before entering the stall next to Butters. Kyle rolled his eyes, as Butters flushed his toilet, before exiting the stall. Kyle took Butters' hand and led him out of the bathroom. That settles it. Cartman thought. I'm gonna kill Kinny again and again, every day if I have to! Nobody can know!
