A/N: When the summary of a fic garners a review of its very own, it must be art. Only art is evocative of such a passionate reaction. (Tries for a sexy smirk but ends up laughing like a monkey). I'll take your suggestions under consideration, so please review!


Team Gai is Feisty


Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey and Happy

Blurb: Where Grumpy almost becomes Sexy.

Genre: Humor


"Deji."

Had he been in a better mood, Neji would have smiled at his team mate's inability to pronounce the letter 'n'. "I said no, Tenten."

"Pleadss?" her patented sparkly-eye expression only managed to look watery and sad. "I hab neber turd dowd a midyon."

"I'd rather eat Lee's curry of life."

"I am very sorry I ran out of stock, Tenten!" that was Lee, whose eyes also watered but for other reasons, "Any illness we have ever suffered has always been cured by a single dose of that wonderful curry! It is my fault you cannot recover from your nefarious cold to accept this new mission!"

"Id ok Lee." Tenten would rather be sick than eat said curry. She also did not bother arguing that her cold was not sentient enough to be 'nefarious,' "Bud Deji id beig ad add."

"What did you say?" the Hyuuga's tone was dangerous.

"Ad add Dej! Ad add!" they reeled away from the spittle Tenten projected with much venom. "Dyu are de oddly wod who cad heddge." She sneezed, and when she opened her eyes, her team mates were by the door.

"Are you suggesting, Tenten," Lee's own eyes were wide, "That NEJI take your place in this seduction mission?"

"Dad wad team made are bor." Tenten grumbled from her bed.

"Indeed!" Gai boomed from the window, a bunch of wildflowers clutched in his hand. He was attempting the cool entrance his rival Kakashi often used, but wondered why two of his youthful students merely looked horrified instead of delighted to see him, "In a truly cohesive team, any member should be ready to fill in the duties of another, who may be temporarily under the weather or otherwise indisposed. So, Neji."

"Gai."

"Neji."

"Gai."

"Neji."

"GAI."

Gai burst into tears and rainbows all by himself as Tenten and Lee clutched at each other, both crying now, Tenten from laughter and viral symptoms, Lee from happiness at the sign of his sworn rival engaging in such a meaningful exchange with their beloved sensei.

For the first time, Neji voluntarily sought refuge in the Hyuuga compound and refused to emerge until Tenten was fully recovered from the flu.

Gai and Lee went on the mission and effectively frightened the target into revealing the needed information, agreeing to stop all his criminal activities, and generally reforming completely to become a model citizen. Seeing as how much quicker this achieved the desired results, the Hokage stopped seduction missions and focused on training all ninja in undercover torture and interrogation.


A/N: ooops. Another jibe at seduction missions.