Thank you my cousin, Van for beta-ing this chapter and the previous chapter. Thank you for the reviews, the favorites and alerts, I appreciate them! Enjoy this chapter, and please review!


"No way, Rachel! Puck and Kurt aren't dating! They can't be!" Finn yell-whispers, obviously panicked.

"Finn, will you listen to me? It makes perfect sense! Can't you help but notice the frequent touching during Glee? The sneaky glances exchange? I have bruises on my legs because someone, or sometwo have been kicking under the lunch table! And that is most certainly Noah and Kurt's doing!" Rachel yell-whisper-rants back at him, tone firm and non-accepting of any arguments (Rachel psychic Berry is always right!).

Finn clasps his mouth into a straight line and covers his ears. He's been trying very hard to be okay with Kurt's gay, especially since now they're kind-of-step-brothers and living together, not to mention school and Glee, and he's made some progress but now he has to settle with Puck's gay too and they'll gay together and Finn isn't prepared for all this gay!

Wait… if Puck's gay, then all those times in the showers together… oh God!

His eyes are wide and he's panicking even more and he looks up at Rachel and she's still talking, hands flailing and walking around restlessly, and for a brief moment all he can imagine going out of her mouth is "gay gay gay gay."

He's pulled out of his daze when she suddenly grabs his hands and yanks them away from his ears (she's strangely strong for her small build).

"If Kurt and Noah aren't dating, can you tell me where Kurt is?"

Finn gulps, still slightly distracted and replies with a simple, "Basement."

Rachel just smiles at him and heads for Kurt's basement, Finn trailing behind after her. He crosses his fingers behind his back while she's practically stomping through the living room. He knows that Kurt's been in his room long before Finn and Rachel got home, and there's a very high chance of Kurt driving home with Puck (and gay together and stuff!)

Finn just hopes that when Rachel opens the room, there will be no sex, no making out or just, no presence of Puck at all (and no seeing anyone's junk please?).


Thanks for reading and to be continued.